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I'm The Boss. I'm Der Leader. I'm the Dictator.

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No better phrase could sum up the political position of Statists. Their political position is not any policy position or set of policy positions.

The political position of a Statist is very easy to understand. There once was a time when the Left was very open and honest about it. They were for dictatorship. They were for a very strong dictatorship. The political goal was to establish dictatorship. Both Hitler AND Stalin proudly and openly stood as dictators on principle. World War II opened everyone's eyes to the horror of dictatorship throughout the entire socialist world. The Left had to become very dishonest about what they stood for politically.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez means it. She means to be The Boss of society and everything that goes on in society. She means to rule over society and she means for the rest of us to be her subjects.

"I'm The Boss." That is her political position. Her policies aren't her political positions they are her commands.

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Isn't that pronounced "Fuhrer" in German?

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And I love what passes for logic in her head. Here we have a debated, and to a large number of people, debunked crisis, that of Man-made Climate Change. It used to be global cooling, but when that didn't work out it became global warming, and when that didn't pan out either, it became climate change.

She has come up with a plan that will stop this insidious climate change. I'm not sure what universal healthcare and wages for those who do not want to work have to do with stabilizing the climate, but that is another story entirely.

Anyone who questions her plan is of course denigrated as an anti-science fool. Anyone who says her plan is impractical is told to sit down because they have not come up with a plan to deal with the crisis themselves.

This is like stating that there is a tiger outside the door of your apartment in New York City. There is of course no tiger outside the door because tigers do not live in New York City, but somebody told her there was a tiger out there, and she believes them because somebody else, who is selling tiger-proof pajamas, told her there was a tiger out there too.

So she has developed a plan for dealing with that tiger. It is a foolish plan, an expensive plan, and an unworkable plan, but it is a plan. You do not have a plan, because you know that there is no tiger outside the door. You are not even going to waste your time coming up with a plan to deal with a tiger outside the door. Because you do not have a plan for dealing with the tiger outside the door, you are not allowed to point out the flaws in her plan, or point out that there is in fact no tiger in the first place.

It's as simple as AOC.

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Adolf Hitler: der Führer
Benito Mussolini: Il Duce
Fidel Castro: El Jefe
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: The Boss

All of them socialists.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's theme song:



I wanna Rule The World

I want to be a boss
I want to be a big boss
I want to boss the world around
I want to be the biggest boss
That ever bossed the world around

I want to do it right
I want to do it right away
I want to do it right now
I want to do it right away
I want to do it now

Don't want to be a dancer in the Bolshoi Ballet
Don't want to work for daddy
In daddy's shop, 0K
I get confused, so confused
I get a pain, I get a pain up here in the Shirley Temples

What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it

Little by little, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit

Sssh, not too loud, don't tell everybody
Don't give away the game
Oh, I ain't quite ready to reveal my campaign

This is not the time
My hero's are alive and well in a cave
I'm keeping them on ice in suspended animation
Till the very right occasion comes along

To our rally come along
Come along to our rally
Come along to our rally come along
To our rally come along
Come along to our rally
Come along to our rally come along

A Brave new world will rise from the ashes
And there upon a rock titanic
I'll cast a giant shadow on the face of the deep
And never again will they dare to call me
A freckled, spotty, specky, four eyed, weedy, little creep

No more tremblin' and quakin' in the gym
No more come on fellas, let's get him

What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it

Little by little, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Little by little, ooh, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Bit by bit, bit by bit

Everyone's going to be free
But they'll have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'Cause I rule the world you see
So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies
And terrible tiny tots
In armored school buses
Firing poison pea-shooters
And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam when I fall I shall rise

I want to be a boss
I want to be a big boss
I want to boss the world around
I want to be the biggest boss
That ever bossed the world around

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Occursum novum bulla, idem senex bulla!

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You know, comrades, it's really easy to just stand around and criticize, but not do anything.

At least she's doing something, even if it is stupid. At least she's raising awareness of how much she cares!

If only more people cared, or were aware of the need to care, there'd be fewer people who didn't care or are unaware. We'd be making some progress!

Wearing an awareness ribbon, for example, may not actually solve the problem, but you'd be one more step forward to a solution than you would be if you didn't wear one at all.

I like AOC. She empowers women like me. Why, every time she opens her mouth, just like that I suddenly feel ten times smarter. You know, like a borderline genius. She makes me feel as if I could run this chicken outfit of a country with my shovel tied behind my back!

She has something to contribute. What about you, comrades? Do you have anything to contribute?

Anything?

Anything at all?

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Pinkie, did you know there's a tiger outside your door? I just happen to have a set of tiger-proof pajamas I could sell you.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...with my shovel tied behind my back!
If we could only have your shovel tied behind your back just to make it fair, we could have more fun than a human comrade should be allowed to have! We could play doctor of democracy, or doctor of dictatorship if you will, with talent on loan from the taxpayers.

P.S. Pinkie is in the top ten of my favorite female-gendered names.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:You know, comrades, it's really easy to just stand around and criticize, but not do anything.

At least she's doing something, even if it is stupid. At least she's raising awareness of how much she cares!

If only more people cared, or were aware of the need to care, there'd be fewer people who didn't care or are unaware. We'd be making some progress!

Wearing an awareness ribbon, for example, may not actually solve the problem, but you'd be one more step forward to a solution than you would be if you didn't wear one at all.

I like AOC. She empowers women like me. Why, every time she opens her mouth, just like that I suddenly feel ten times smarter. You know, like a borderline genius. She makes me feel as if I could run this chicken outfit of a country with my shovel tied behind my back!

She has something to contribute. What about you, comrades? Do you have anything to contribute?

Anything?

Anything at all?
Woke up. Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. I did that. It's something.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote: [highlight=#ffff00]Woke up[/highlight]. Got out of bed. [highlight=#ffff00]Dragged a comb across my head[/highlight]. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. I did that. It's something.
Did you not mean "dragged a comb across my salad," comrade? That would have been a far more "woke" thing to do.

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Perhaps we don't get all the party approved fake news in these parts, is there a new trend involving salads and combs? Does it involve tide pods at all, or are they passé this week?

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Perhaps we don't get all the party approved fake news in these parts, is there a new trend involving salads and combs? Does it involve tide pods at all, or are they passé this week?
Oh it's a scene man https://www.theatlantic.com/health/arch ... ad/583486/

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: is there a new trend involving salads and combs?
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Oh dear Lenin! My hair is as thin as Red Square's, (though I still have to pay full price for a haircut) I haven't had a comb in years! How have I managed to feed myself? I'll wait this one out, utensil-combs will go the way of those WWJD (what would John Kerry do?) bracelets.

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Ha, as future US Presidente, she needs a long title. Being boss is so enjoyable, and the food is good. . . . . . . . . . . .

Remember, I am His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [‘Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:And I love what passes for logic in her head. Here we have a debated, and to a large number of people, debunked crisis, that of Man-made Climate Change. It used to be global cooling, but when that didn't work out it became global warming, and when that didn't pan out either, it became climate change.

She has come up with a plan that will stop this insidious climate change. I'm not sure what universal healthcare and wages for those who do not want to work have to do with stabilizing the climate, but that is another story entirely.

Anyone who questions her plan is of course denigrated as an anti-science fool. Anyone who says her plan is impractical is told to sit down because they have not come up with a plan to deal with the crisis themselves.

This is like stating that there is a tiger outside the door of your apartment in New York City. There is of course no tiger outside the door because tigers do not live in New York City, but somebody told her there was a tiger out there, and she believes them because somebody else, who is selling tiger-proof pajamas, told her there was a tiger out there too.

So she has developed a plan for dealing with that tiger. It is a foolish plan, an expensive plan, and an unworkable plan, but it is a plan. You do not have a plan, because you know that there is no tiger outside the door. You are not even going to waste your time coming up with a plan to deal with a tiger outside the door. Because you do not have a plan for dealing with the tiger outside the door, you are not allowed to point out the flaws in her plan, or point out that there is in fact no tiger in the first place.

It's as simple as AOC.
But that's precisely the point! Climate change has forced tiger populations to migrate to large cities in the northeastern US like New York or Boston. 97% of scientists say so.

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At last week's meeting of the DNC's Politburo™, I heard several comrades whispering a rumor that AOC is pushing to have our MTE, Hillary ... *ssshhhh....* purged from The Party™. This impudent child must bend to the will of The Party™. Least she find herself in a situation that has happened to others that have offended our MTE!

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Democratic Socialism in action:

Fellow Congresspeoples,
[center]vote the way you're told...[/center]

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[center]...and no one gets hurt![/center]

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Red Cortez will lead us down the path to the glorious world of Next Tuesday. She'll do it right....finally.

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Dr. Idi Amin wrote:Ha, as future US Presidente, she needs a long title. Being boss is so enjoyable, and the food is good. . . . . . . . . . . .

Remember, I am His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [‘Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.

Have you no Komissarial elegance? Her title should be as follows:

First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Chief justice, Commander-in-Chief, Lord High Admiral, Master of the Buckhounds, Groom of the Back Stairs, Archbishop of Titipu, and Lord Mayor, both acting and elect.




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Comrades, she is just another shiny new face..............

Able to turn any typically boring country into a fun-filled educational adventure of social depravity whose engaging personality adds to the overflowing septic tank of love from the fan base of: Sean Penn, George Clooney, Jennifer Lawrence, Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Miley Cyrus, Russel Simmons, Shakira, Richard Gere, Rosie O'Donnell, Bette Midler, Lee Daniels, Bryshere Gray, Trai Byers, Jussie Smollett, Tasha Smith, Gabourey Sidibe and Grace Gealey, Robert DeNiro, Lena Dunham, Susan Sarandon, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Richard Schiff, Olivia Wilde, Mark Ruffalo, Shonda Rhimes, Bryan Cranston, Danny Glover, Vietcong celebrity Jane Fonda, Sarah Silverman, Jack Black, John Legend, Samuel Jackson, Chelsea Handler, John Oliver, Cher, Ben Stiller, playwright Eve Ensler, the entire cast of “Hamilton,” retired MIT professor Noam Chomsky, Oliver Stone, Jesse Jackson, Michael Moore, Louis C. K., Kerry Washington, J. K. Rowling, Stephen King, America Ferrera, Bob Woodward and others too many to list.

And, by the way, just where is Cindy Sheehan?

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Karl Marx Treatment Center wrote:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez means it. She means to be The Boss of society and everything that goes on in society. She means to rule over society and she means for the rest of us to be her subjects.

"I'm The Boss." That is her political position. Her policies aren't her political positions they are her commands.

Hey, are y'all scared? I know I am. I agree and I think the AOC does mean business and it's BTFU time.....I recognize a Final Boss when I see one.................

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trashmouth wrote:Comrades, she is just another shiny new face..............
The Angel of Economic Death has potential to cause real damage....

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Evil Smiley - thank you for merging AOC with Momo. That gave me an idea, which I just posted.

AOC Challenge: suicide game that takes lives worldwide


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