Comrade Kook,
Grigori said;"[highlight=#ffff99]the MTE [/highlight][highlight=#ffff99]loves[/highlight][highlight=#ffff99] you. She's putting her weight on everyone.[/highlight]"

I hate to interrupt your fun, but I just got off the phone with our beloved Empress and, gulp..... I can't speak it, ah, er,........ your next few weeks are going to be very interesting.

Comrade Whoopie, your hurt feelings form is most glorious and I have snipped it for future usefulness in my net traveling to lands filled with "girly men".

TPC, That's not mine exactly, I got it the same way you just did. Misappropriation and redistribution is what we're all about comrade.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:TPC, That's not mine exactly, I got it the same way you just did. Misappropriation and redistribution is what we're all about comrade.

From those that have, to those who have not!

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Kook,
Grigori said;"[highlight=#ffff99]the MTE [/highlight][highlight=#ffff99]loves[/highlight][highlight=#ffff99] you. She's putting her weight on everyone.[/highlight]"

I hate to interrupt your fun, but I just got off the phone with our beloved Empress and, gulp..... I can't speak it, ah, er,........ your next few weeks are going to be very interesting.

My Dear Esteemed Lawyer,
You're giving me heartburn. I fear this may lead to jealous rage on the part of the TT Ringleader of our spy network. Recently, she told me she had become so annoyed with her male colleagues' refusals to look her in the eye while conversing with her that she's decided to adopt a new approach to cause then to redirect their attention. --KOOK

KOOK wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote:

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote: ...

As for this hoarder Kook

Comrade Buffoon,

I humbly and meekly bend my back towards your lash. Let me know when you're finished. I will do my best not to scream. Your terms are demanding, but I've proven I can take it-- even though the results of my session with Comrade Anna Chapman (one of Putin's minions who kidnapped me from my Gulag) were extremely hard, not only did I not scream, but at the conclusion I courageously said, "May I have more?"
--KOOK

Speaking of back lashings...

https://www.comedycentral.com/videos/in ... s-outtakes

-since Comedy Central vid linkage is hostile- ?

Just playin Comrade....? Now if you'll kindly share to the collective the Chapman digits?...


if not... suggestions Grigori?

Whoopie?

Let me see....oh here....no, classified......Sorry, no Chapman digits, but I have a few dear friends that are still here at the NC Collective. They were part of last Saturday's Fundraiser:
viagra- biologiya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIGzKK2 ... re=related

Comrade Buffoon wrote: ...

As for this hoarder Kook

KOOK wrote:Comrade Buffoon,

I humbly and meekly bend my back towards your lash. Let me know when you're finished. I will do my best not to scream. Your terms are demanding, but I've proven I can take it-- even though the results of my session with Comrade Anna Chapman (one of Putin's minions who kidnapped me from my Gulag) were extremely hard, not only did I not scream, but at the conclusion I courageously said, "May I have more?"
--KOOK

Comrade Buffoon wrote:, ... Now if you'll kindly share to the collective the Chapman digits?...

annachapmanpeoplescube.jpg

if not... suggestions Grigori?

Dear Comrade Buffoon,
I'm relieved that you seem more interested in her front than my back. Knowing she doesn't want my back weakened by any punishment, I'm sure the TT Ringleader-- who prefers, by the way, to be called the PT Temptress-- will be glad to schedule a rehabilitation session with you, and even though I must encrypt her digits, I know you have the decryption code (or can easily obtain it from my accuser the one who has been trying to save me from myself. So, here's then encrypted code: 4FunWithPTTCallThisEncryptedNumber.

Let me know how it goes.

Gratefully yours, --KOOK

KOOK wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote: ...

As for this hoarder Kook

KOOK wrote:Comrade Buffoon,

I humbly and meekly bend my back towards your lash. Let me know when you're finished. I will do my best not to scream. Your terms are demanding, but I've proven I can take it-- even though the results of my session with Comrade Anna Chapman (one of Putin's minions who kidnapped me from my Gulag) were extremely hard, not only did I not scream, but at the conclusion I courageously said, "May I have more?"
--KOOK

Comrade Buffoon wrote:, ... Now if you'll kindly share to the collective the Chapman digits?...

annachapmanpeoplescube.jpg

if not... suggestions Grigori?

Dear Comrade Buffoon,
I'm relieved that you seem more interested in her front than my back. Knowing she doesn't want my back weakened by any punishment, I'm sure the TT Ringleader-- who prefers, by the way, to be called the PT Temptress-- will be glad to schedule a rehabilitation session with you, and even though I must encrypt her digits, I know you have the decryption code (or can easily obtain it from my accuser the one who has been trying to save me from myself. So, here's then encrypted code: 4FunWithPTTCallThisEncryptedNumber.

Let me know how it goes.

Gratefully yours, --KOOK

BULLOCKS! I got Keith Richards answering machine!



going dark

KOOK wrote:
Comrade Buffoon,

I humbly and meekly bend my back towards your lash. Let me know when you're finished. I will do my best not to scream. Your terms are demanding, but I've proven I can take it-- even though the results of my session with Comrade Anna Chapman (one of Putin's minions who kidnapped me from my Gulag) were extremely hard, not only did I not scream, but at the conclusion I courageously said, "May I have more?"
--KOOK

Comrade Kook (and all your little minions of personalities), please do not hesitate to scream. We must have some enjoyment around here after all, and if were not for the good occasional lashing, we're forced to resort to flatulent jokes.

SCREAM DEAR FUTURE NEWLY MADE PROG, SCREAM AWAY!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:

KOOK wrote:
Comrade Buffoon,

I humbly and meekly bend my back towards your lash. Let me know when you're finished. I will do my best not to scream. Your terms are demanding, but I've proven I can take it-- even though the results of my session with Comrade Anna Chapman (one of Putin's minions who kidnapped me from my Gulag) were extremely hard, not only did I not scream, but at the conclusion I courageously said, "May I have more?"
--KOOK

Comrade Kook (and all your little minions of personalities), please do not hesitate to scream. We must have some enjoyment around here after all, and if were not for the good occasional lashing, we're forced to resort to flatulent jokes.

SCREAM DEAR FUTURE NEWLY MADE PROG, SCREAM AWAY!

Dear Comrades,

I Scream for Fraulein With the Light Brown Hair
Pulchritude-a-Plenty Ev'ry Morning Where
Sunlight Doth Expose Her Most Progressive Wares:
Pulchritudous Pumpkins With Seductive Flair.

So Ample are Her Pumpkins They Surely Must Scare
The MT Empress Into Fearing Fraulein's Wares
By Some be Deemed More Equal than Her MT wares---
So Keep an Eye on Her When She at Fraulein Stares.


--KOOK

Seems the Show Trial is over. Guess they didn't need my testimony after all.

Hmmmmm, interesting place this People's Cube. I think I'll go exploring..............

Nikola old buddy, I was thinking about you just the other day. I was replacing a wall outlet and some of your alternating current got up my finger. What a thrill!

Am I too late for the denouncing?

Comrade Tesla wrote:Seems the Show Trial is over. Guess they didn't need my testimony after all.

Hmmmmm, interesting place this People's Cube. I think I'll go exploring..............

Don't explore too much or you might end up in the Gulag. Better to be safe and dumb than enlightened and missing.....

Chedoh, our tasty little treat, it's NEVER too late to denounce. That is the core of our existence - denounce, complain, and do as little as possible. That IS the Prog Way ™ .

Fearless Leader wrote:This is an affront to the integrity of the Party! He should be taken out and shot.

Ya, SCREW HIM!!! ;)

S.A.F. Marshal Pravda wrote:

Fearless Leader wrote:This is an affront to the integrity of the Party! He should be taken out and shot.

Ya, SCREW HIM!!! ;)

Hmmmmm. I infer the subtlety of your saying "Ya, SCREW [KOOK]" as being a subtle accusation of hypocrisy (perhaps inspired by KOOK allowing an offspring to post risque material) as a followup to a pm exhcange about crudeness. I think "screw" is euphemistically acceptable just as, for example, "Buck Ofama" is an anagramizationally acceptable way of cleverly conveying what I would deem crude not expressed anagramically.


Likewise, I think "risqueness" is an acceptable way of conveying ideas (or humor) without being crude or offensive-- but I concede that the line between risque and offensive is inherently subjective-- If I may paraphrase a common expression, "One man's risqueness is another man's crudeness." Indeed, I recognize that there are other characters at the Cube whom I respect who deem some posts by some of my offspring as being on the wrong side of the line between risqueness and offensive explicitness. For example, such judgmental issues became the focus of a recent thread by Red Square, in which thread I posted what I deemed to be imagery suitable for commenting on the issue.

Back to crudeness. I confess that there is a site (Ace of Spades) which I value greatly for its substantive content despite the fact that the site not only permits, but often often employs, non-eumphemization of crude expressions. Despite my respect for that site, it's my personal opinion that to require eumphemization or other forms of subtlety (e.g., Buck Ofama, allusions, puns, etc.) in lieu of explicit crudeness would improve the site. Perhaps a confession is also in order. I haven't always emphemized vulgar words-- especially in writing limericks. To see/view an example, watch the video "Dueling Memoirs," which is currently available for viewing only in the wmv format here (due to Google/YouTube having terminated my YouTube account for political reasons and/or reasons similar to those that led to that recent post by RedSquare about Google's suspension of GoogleAds on the Cube).

Just one person's opinion. I did not intend my pm to you to be construed as a manifestation of hostility, and I hope it was not thus construed.

--KOOK speaking on behalf of myself and all my offspring.

Where is Che!?! This requires the pedagogy of The Wall!

I DENOUNCE YOU ALL!!! You're all a bunch of offensive, neo-kahn, rethuglikan, teabaggers, against teachers because you don't like beet rations!

Line the srekcuf up against The Wall!

Quit crowing RR! You're hurting my ears! What's all the fuss about? I have just finished examining this thread and I'm blind from all the bull...t.

You and I know that Show Trials are for the fun of the Party Elites(they get bored so easily from doing nothing all day), and you and I can't bring ourselves to participate in "fun and games" when there is so much to be done to bring Revolution to the oppressed People's of the World of Next Tuesday.

Che quote:
To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary. These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate. We must create the pedagogy of the paredón [execution wall].

Now comrades, shall we get back to the business at hand?

REVOLUTION!

Ahhhhrrrrrmmmm.... I was kinda busy here comrade... cat got my tongue. I was hoping to get a new Zil out of this... Just trying to keep the Peace™ for The Chicks™, da? Can I still have that fresh beet casserole you promised?

On with The Revolooshin!