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I DENOUCE MATHEMATICS!

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Comrades!
It has come to the attention of the Bureau of Those Who Pay Attention that math is now being used in a manner that promotes religion! It is even called beautiful! As if math could be more equal than language or arts and other stuff!

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Gird your loins fellow athiests! And boycot the youtube as they have not removed this vile video from it's site!

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Comrade, speaking of base 26 math, a baby with 10 fingers and 16 toes...

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Comrade Cat,

I was beginning to have a healthy suspicion that your video entry was another reichwing propaganda film to promote school vouchers to take away tax dollars from the public school system's most competent mathematics education, or was an example of our Dear Leader's fuzzy math system supporting his Keynesian economics schemes programs, but after seeing Comrade Whoopie's baby picture entry it became clear to me that mathematics and babies with 10 fingers and 16 toes are to become necessary in counting the new deficits of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

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Comrade PBUH,
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Fearless Leader appears to be much more familiar with the little known Kenyan school of economics, whose proponents are few.The preservation of sound Marxist principles is all that matters.

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Kenyan? Keynesian? It doesn't matter Comrades. The numbers always add up to the same thing. We take from the rich and distribute their ill gotten gain to the more deserving members of society. Namely us..................

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Reiuxcat wrote:Comrades!
It has come to the attention of the Bureau of Those Who Pay Attention that math is now being used in a manner that promotes religion! It is even called beautiful! As if math could be more equal than language or arts and other stuff!

Gird your loins fellow athiests! And boycot the youtube as they have not removed this vile video from it's site!

Great Stalins Ghost Comrade.

Next those baggers will be using a graphic of a bell curve to explain why we cannot achieve equality of results. Shameful.

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Like Peace and Love and Far Out. Man


"Hate the math, Love the mathematician"


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Using the system in this video, PROGRESSIVE = 153%. Same percentage as the income tax must be on the Rich ™.

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Typical capitalist economic distribution. Under socialism, all letters would have equal numbers. It is unfair that U get 21 and I only get 9. This requires Congress pass a windfall profits tax of 233% on all U's.

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I just don't understand how all this truth is getting out there these days!!!

The Party™ Image must needs pay more attention to the culture wars - I thought we were winning and now more truth is just exploding. :(

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Reiuxcat wrote:Comrades!
It has come to the attention of the Bureau of Those Who Pay Attention that math is now being used in a manner that promotes religion! It is even called beautiful! As if math could be more equal than language or arts and other stuff!

Math and physics can be used to promote religious concepts easily.

Those that want all to be equal hate math.

If math was taught at the pace of literacy calculus would be 5th grade stuff. Literacy is a means of tricking kids into reading propaganda so it takes precedent.

Math majors know global warming crusaders are scam artists.

Math is more equal than all other subjects...no doubt.

The video though....

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Opiate of the People wrote:Typical capitalist economic distribution. Under socialism, all letters would have equal numbers. It is unfair that U get 21 and I only get 9. This requires Congress pass a windfall profits tax of 233% on all U's.
Brilliant! This means "I" am entitled to the money that would otherwise go to "U".

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New Paradigm wrote:Math majors know global warming crusaders are scam artists.

AHEM!!! Comrade New Paradigm, this is most disconcerting, I am beginning to get messages from the Politburo that you may be Neo-Kulak KKKonservative Running Dog Kapitalist. How disconcerting for The Party ™, we need all the re-educational professionals we can get.

Please report to Platform 13 at your earliest convenience NOW!!!! Shovels will be supplied by all caring citizens and your benevolent caring government.

The Truth is The Current Truth.

Hail Obama!

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Well, Reiuxcat, I must admit, I am quite hypnotized by the symmetry displayed in your post. Isn't that what we all seek? Symmetry? It is calming and, well, I could be banned for saying this, but, er, well, I like it! Symmetry=Equality! No? Very nice work! An inspiration!

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Thanks Pamalinsky.

Hey, is your name code for something nefarious?

Pamalinsky ---> Pamalin sky ---> am Palin sky

Nah, nevermind, I don't see it now.

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Nice try at deciphering my identity, Reiuxcat. Close, but no cigar, as the tired old saying goes. However, to reward your efforts in the pursuit of the Current Truth of Next Tuesday, I offer you this: I DO have an identity regarding the Panama Canal. A rhyme is involved. It's quite disturbing…I, I just can't talk about it. I was undercover at the time. Please excuse me, that's all I can say. I am confident you get my "drift."

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Red Rooster wrote:
New Paradigm wrote:Math majors know global warming crusaders are scam artists.

AHEM!!! Comrade New Paradigm, this is most disconcerting, I am beginning to get messages from the Politburo that you may be Neo-Kulak KKKonservative Running Dog Kapitalist. How disconcerting for The Party ™, we need all the re-educational professionals we can get.

Please report to Platform 13 at your earliest convenience NOW!!!! Shovels will be supplied by all caring citizens and your benevolent caring government.

The Truth is The Current Truth.

Hail Obama!

How have you been Comrade rooster?

It's a smear campaign that I suspect was a result of my support of Lieberman...you know that. My bleeding heart aside, I'm grateful we avoided the ice age we were causing back in the 70's.

Lots of shovel ready jobs here in NYC thanks to the superb Sanitation union. I'm on it every other freakin' day lately.


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Comrade New Paradigm,
So good to hear of shovel ready jobs in the Progressive Metropolis of New York. The good news is that it could always be worse (see below). The bad news is that an identical storm is on it's way from the Gulf and will arrive next week.

Comrade genipero, here's a fact for you:
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River

As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Minnesota .
So cold, in fact, that the US Corp of Engineers has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River for freighter traffic. The Icebreaker is starting near Winona and working its way northward.

Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!
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