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I'll never forget Ted

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I'll never forget what a gentleman Teddy was when he offered to take me for a ride home one evening. He was so gracious, the way he opened the door for me and made sure my seat belt was buckled.

He was such a great conversationalist, it made me wonder if he'd be president.

But, as with all things, they never turn out as you'd like. Somehow we ended up in a lake. Teddy managed to swim to safety, and I thought he'd come back for me. He never did.

I was found dead, the next day, by a local fisherman. My life ended. Teddy was given a slap on the wrist because of his political connections.

I'll never forget him.


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Unfortunately, the press won't let us forget "The Liar of the Senate" either.

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Comrades, weep not for Mary Jo. I have it on good authority that she didn't mind "taking one for the team":

We don't know how much Kennedy was affected by her death, or what she'd have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history. What we don't know, as always, could fill a Metrodome.

Still, ignorance doesn't preclude a right to wonder. So it doesn't automatically make someone (aka, me) a Limbaugh-loving, aerial-wolf-hunting NRA troll for asking what Mary Jo Kopechne would have had to say about Ted's death, and what she'd have thought of the life and career that are being (rightfully) heralded.

Who knows — maybe she'd feel it was worth it.

http://minx.cc/?post=291479

Atta girl! Marx and Lenin would be proud of your selfless desire to serve the state!

Once your tears for TK have stopped flowing, let us celebrate his life the way he would have wanted us to; with some good Chappaquidick jokes:

I don't know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, "have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?" That is just the most amazing thing. It's not that he didn't feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too.
<br>http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/? ... k4MWExZGY=


OKey doke, Comrade Ted, here ya go:

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Former canidate for Party Leader, Comrade Kerry is talking about Fallen Party Hero Kennedy right now on Faux News. I'm not sure what he's say, but I'm sure it involves plenty of Red Heinz Ketkhup.

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Opiate of the People wrote:Comrades, weep not for Mary Jo. I have it on good authority that she didn't mind "taking one for the team":

We don't know how much Kennedy was affected by her death, or what she'd have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history. What we don't know, as always, could fill a Metrodome.

Still, ignorance doesn't preclude a right to wonder. So it doesn't automatically make someone (aka, me) a Limbaugh-loving, aerial-wolf-hunting NRA troll for asking what Mary Jo Kopechne would have had to say about Ted's death, and what she'd have thought of the life and career that are being (rightfully) heralded.

Who knows — maybe she'd feel it was worth it.

http://minx.cc/?post=291479

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Non-voluntarily sacrificing your life to advance the political career of a Kennedy: Worth it.

Volunteering to serve your country in the military, going to war, and getting killed in defense of freedom: Not worth it, and Bush coldbloodedly murdered you.

Did these morons ever stop to wonder if Mary Jo's parents thought it was worth it? She was their only child. She was all they had, and he took that away from them, forcing them to live another three decades without their child. That sucks more than anything that ever happened to him. What happened to her was not a "Kennedy" tragedy. It was a Kopechne tragedy, dammit.

Last year the Democrats/Obama campaign ran a commercial that showed some woman with her baby, addressing John McCain and telling him he couldn't have her son (to fight the war in Iraq for the next hundred years).

We need to start telling the Kennedys and the rest of the left that they can't have our children. We can't let them have our children to pay for their socialist agenda, or slave in their "mandatory volunteer service" programs, or get caught up in Obamacare/Teddycare/Chappaquiddicare whatever care they call it.

This is the same wonderful family that lobotomized one of their own for being less than perfect.
<br>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy#Lobotomy
"We went through the top of the head, I think she was awake. She had a mild tranquilizer. I made a surgical incision in the brain through the skull. It was near the front. It was on both sides. We just made a small incision, no more than an inch." The instrument Dr. Watts used looked like a butter knife. He swung it up and down to cut brain tissue. "We put an instrument inside," he said. As Dr. Watts cut, Dr. Freeman put questions to Rosemary. For example, he asked her to recite the Lord's Prayer or sing "God Bless America" or count backwards. ... "We made an estimate on how far to cut based on how she responded." ... When she began to become incoherent, they stopped.

Instead of producing the hoped-for result, however, the lobotomy reduced Rosemary to an infantile mentality that left her incontinent and staring blankly at walls for hours. Her verbal skills were reduced to unintelligible babble. Her mother remarked that although the lobotomy stopped her daughter's violent behavior, it left her completely incapacitated.

Now that's Kennedycare!

Thank you for letting me rant.

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Lobotomy, I'm not half the prole I used to be,
There's some slobber drooling down on me,
Ohhhohhhhh, I believe in lo-bo-tomy!

Don't worry Commissarka, it is a little known fact, although obvious to many, that Teddy was the Doctor's next patient after Rosemary. Yes, it's true. Teddy 'Lobotomy Sammich Swimmer' Kennedy was an un-gifted man.
And therefore more equal on the victim scale left...

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I'll never forget Ted and why he wanted to be President:


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Margaret,
That was the first time I realized I wasted 2:14 of my life.
Thanks for the heads up!
;-)

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Here is another fine memory of Ted:


Ted Kennedy and the Logan Act
James Kirchick - 08.30.2009 - 6:02 PM

Former Ronald Reagan speechwriter Peter Robinson reminds us of an “arresting” document that London Times reporter Tim Sebastian dug up in the Soviet archives in 1991. It was a memorandum from the head of the KGB to the then leader of the Soviet Union, Yuri Andropov, detailing a message that had been sent from Ted Kennedy via a friend and former senator who was visiting Moscow in 1983. The content of that message was, as Robinson aptly characterizes it, a “quid pro quo.” Kennedy offered, in the KGB man's description, “to arm Soviet officials with explanations regarding problems of nuclear disarmament so they may be better prepared and more convincing during appearances in the U.S.A.” In return, Kennedy would broker a series of television interviews with Andropov on the major American networks.

Even if the motive for Kennedy's freelance diplomacy had been solely his sincere displeasure with the policies of the Reagan administration, his action would have been ethically improper. But the memo indicates that what primarily drove Kennedy was not disagreement with the administration — which, according to the Constitution, is charged with directing foreign policy — but political ambition:

“Tunney remarked that the senator wants to run for president in 1988,” the memorandum continued. “Kennedy does not discount that during the 1984 campaign, the Democratic Party may officially turn to him to lead the fight against the Republicans and elect their candidate president.”

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs ... ontentions

Gee, we're really gonna miss you, Ted.

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BARF!!!


 
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