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Illinois limits Dear Leader's birth celebration to one day

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Barack Obama day is now an Illinois Holiday

I Denounce the Stazi of Illinois for limiting the celebration of Dear Leader's (PBUH) birth to only one day, and not forcing banks and government offices to close!

What finer tribute could there be to a blessed Savior and redeemer man who did so much for our Government and banking industries than to return them to the state they were in during his presidency? Dammit, hospitals should close too!


And limiting the party to just one day is criminal. The celebration should last no less than the length of the shortest of the vacations funded by the Amerikkkan taxpayers, and be nationwide!

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They say:

"If signed into law, Barack Obama's Birthday would join 13 other state holidays, including the birthdays of fellow former president Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and Casimir Pulaski."
I have no problem with the Casimir Pulaski holiday, but who the hell are those other two guys?

They go on:

"Schools and state offices would close, while banks and businesses can, but are not required to close. If Aug. 4 falls on a Saturday or Sunday, the holiday would be observed on the following Monday."
Does that mean when Saturday or Sunday falls on BO's birthday it'll be renamed Monday? I don't like the sound of that! Lot's of us wait all week for a two day weekend!

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Captain Craptek wrote: They go on:

"Schools and state offices would close, while banks and businesses can, but are not required to close. If Aug. 4 falls on a Saturday or Sunday, the holiday would be observed on the following Monday."
Does that mean when Saturday or Sunday falls on BO's birthday it'll be renamed Monday? I don't like the sound of that! Lot's of us wait all week for a two day weekend!
Shouldn't Obama's birthday always fall on Next Tuesday?

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Will the time honored tradition of daily shootings and killings continue on Obama's birthday? Cultural Sensitivity must be observed. We must not insist on nor should we suggest that our minority populations alter their customary activities.

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Being born was our Dear Leader's only greatest achievement!

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We at the People's Cube have always faithfully celebrated Obama's birthday. We even sent him a birthday cake with Commissarka Pinkie inside as a surprise present.

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Let the countdown to our saviour's birth begin!

Maximum Leader's Birthday Parade in ObamaSquare

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We also celebrated Michelle Obama's birthday!

50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday

We even composed songs for Obama's birthday:

Obama's Birthday August 4th



Obama's Birthday
Eat cake when he's done
More unemployment
Regulations by the ton
It's Obama's Birthday
You know he's the one
Annointed the dear one
Come join in this song


It's Obama's Birthday
Recovery is near
Let's hope it brings us change
And bail out checks here
It's Obama's Birthday
Spread wealth to the throngs
Not for rich just the poor ones
U. S. is so wrong
It's Obama's Birthday
For blacks and non whites
Especially tan ones
Stop illegals plight


It's dear Obama's Birthday
Let's be of good cheer
And wish him a good one
And a summit with beer
It's Obama's birthday
And we're unemployed
Our factories are gone
Bailout checks have begun
It's Obama's Birthday
We hope you have fun
He is the dear one
We're all homeless Bums
It's dear Obama's Birthday
And a happy Next Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Don't look good from here
War is over
Gitmo closing
War is over
NOTTTTTTTTTT...

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How fitting that Illinois, the Venezuela of the Midwest, should pay homage to this glittering jewel of incompetence.

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We will celebrate with the merry ringtones of Obamaphones, with bonfires of entire neighborhoods, with guns fired into the air (and each other), and all the other festivities associated with the glorious reign of Our Hero ... yes?

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RedDiaperette wrote:We will celebrate with the merry ringtones of Obamaphones, with bonfires of entire neighborhoods, with guns fired into the air (and each other), and all the other festivities associated with the glorious reign of Our Hero ... yes?
Hallelujah YES!!! And, in honor of his birthday, his BFF Rahm Emanuel is suing the DOJ because they want to deport illegal criminal aliens from his "sanctuary city" and Rahm wants to keep them there - for the birthday party of course!! Oh Glorious Next Tuesday!!

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Instead of the traditional off-key singing of "Happy Birthday" perhaps the worshiping crowds will spontaneously (per instructions of community organizers and ACORN or its subsidiaries) break into a rousing chant of "Hands up, Don't Shoot..."

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Instead of the traditional off-key singing of "Happy Birthday" perhaps the worshiping crowds will spontaneously (per instructions of community organizers and ACORN or its subsidiaries) break into a rousing chant of [highlight=#ffff00]"Hands up, Don't Shoot..."[/highlight]
Image Instead of chanting "hands up, don't shoot!" when confronted by the cops during one their regularly scheduled "spontaneous riots", perhaps the brothers should try chanting that same message as they go about their daily activities in the hood. Couldn't hurt...


 
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