Komrades! As some of you may be aware, Amerika's day of celebration over the creation of a Fascist State™ by Evil White Slave Owners™ who committed genocide against Peaceful Native Amerikans [img]/styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img]™ and set the stage for "America's" racism and KKKapitalistic greed is fast approaching and the time to put the breaks to it is now! Once Again, the Liberal Lessons Lead the Way!

Liberalism 101 Lesson 125:

As expressed in lesson 28, the American flag is a representation of the evil, hatred, and racism of America which we will use to our advantage until such time we can dispense with it.

So too must the simpleton, slack-jawed rubes mindless celebration of an “Independence Day” be dealt with.

Any rejoicing over dead white European slave owners and their failed ideology is to be put to a halt.

Statist Socialist Progressives will soon abolish “Independence Day” and any sort of celebration on the 4th day of July and outlaw the barbecuing of non-vegetarian products.

It will be replaced with a new holiday on May Day, the Marxist day of rejoicing the Worker's Paradise It will be known as Dependence on Our Benevolent, Beneficent Government Day.

All celebrations will include parades with workers carrying large poster pictures of our Dear Leader and fun will be mandatory.

Note: Any persons opposed to this mandated policy will be subject to DoJ investigations and IRS audits.

Komrades, the time is now! It should be noted that the mandated fun will be fully enforced, by gunpoint, if necessary! Be sure to have your party IDs ready and wave your little red flags with enthusiasm.

Ok so fireworks....racist? Only certain colors? What are the parameters here? I will not be setting them off on 4 July to celebrate Amerikkka anymore. I am celebrating the fact that I still have fireworks to set off.

Fireworks are bad for the environment and dangerous, comrade.

Like guns, fireworks will be banned, except for government approve uses.

It's for The Children™.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Fireworks are bad for the environment and dangerous, comrade.

Like guns, fireworks will be banned, except for government approve uses.

It's for The Children™.

Ah, I forgot it's only ok to kill the children before they're born.