Dear Leader Obama will soon issue an executive order cutting NASA's funding after he discovered while watching the news that the internal branch of the administration known commonly as ISIS has been conducting the mass elimination of Iraq's choom gang stockpiles and criminalizing the act of smoking altogether.

We can only hope that the Great One will send them some of our leftover rockets so that the incalculable number of doctors and engineers littering the ranks of these factions will be able to occupy their focus towards Israel other matters.

Stay vigilant comrades!

The new Marlboro man?

Well, My Our ENTIRE Kollecktiv has voted that after this Shameful Assault Against The Glorious Peoples' Heroic Choom-Gangs Everywhere, "president obama" must cut the Foreign Aid Donations to "Less than $100,000,000 per month!" [Wait, whazzat - Not Enough? OKAY!][highlight=#ffffff] [/highlight] We NOW Vote to CUT the Foreign Aid to NO MORE Than $100,000,000,000/month! [The People Have Spoken!!! We Cannot Be Ignored!]

I see the lads have adopted Party approved footwear....now if we can only get them to spin those turbans around 180 degrees we're all set!

Just add some rap music and it kind of looks like Detroit on Devil's Night.