The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) - a State owned propaganda enterprise funded by money forcibly taken from British taxpayers, has declared that it is racist to compare Michelle Obama to any other first lady and extremely racist to look at her hairy underarms - even though she displays them on national television.

#BBCtrending: Race at issue in first lady comparison

From the BBC:

On the left is a black-and-white photo of Jacqueline Kennedy, wife of President John F Kennedy. She sits at what appears to be a formal dinner table, wearing a dark dress and a pearl necklace. The lighting casts a shadow on her face, creating a mysterious allure.

The colour photo on the right is of First Lady Michelle Obama cheering at a basketball game. She leans to the left, eyes squeezed shut and mouth wide. Her right arm is raised, armpit exposed. She's in a blue tank top and a skirt that looks like a paint-splattered artist's smock.

Superimposed on the photos in stark white text: "What Happened America?"

The right-leaning website Human Events posted this image to its Facebook page on 18 June, and it has received more than 25,000 shares and 7,000 likes.

You may read the full story at the BBC site: https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-28240279

It is also racist to point out that even Michelle Obama herself was mortified when she saw her own hairy, unshaved, filthy armpits on the 'JUMBOTRON' (A large television-like screen which is used at sporting events.)



So remember, do not look at her armpit hair, or you are racist.
Do not compare her to any other woman, or you are racist.
Do not comment on her fashion, or you are racist.
Do not even look at her, you racist pig.

What a day at the ballpark.

But that's not the only itchy issue facing a First Lady...

Evil Smiley wrote:

It is also racist to point out that even Michelle Obama herself was mortified when she saw her own hairy, unshaved, filthy armpits on the 'JUMBOTRON' (A large television-like screen which is used at sporting events.)...

So remember, do not look at her armpit hair, or you are racist.
Do not compare her to any other woman, or you are racist.
Do not comment on her fashion, or you are racist.
Do not even look at her, you racist pig.

Our Dear Leader may wish to consider issuing an executive decree to erase this image from the memory of his adoring public. Perhaps he can utilize the same webmaster who ran the email server for Our Presumptive Emperess Elect, I understand there is much empty digital storage capacity awaiting Our Lady Her Majesty the Wookie's less-flattering images. Nyet Nyeutrality will provide the means through which to accomplish this...

Evil Smiley wrote:
So remember, ....Do not compare her to any other woman, or you are racist....

Komrade Evil:

First off, let me thank you for ruining my lunch with this revolting graphik image. Sekondly, there is no komparison to any other woman. Now, if were talking sasquatch ... Is that racist?

A communist can cure almost anything with a sharpened steel blade.

Evil, of course it's racist!

So?

I need to go take a shower now. Because racist. Yawn.

Gross! Can't she wait until she's not in public to scratch her johnson? Didn't they instruct her about proper etiquette at Vogue magazine?

I shall be sure to mention to everyone I know "By Executive Order, do not go to the People's Cube and see FLATUS's gross hairy armpits. Also be sure to not see her grab her groin and scratch like a chicken. These things are forbidden."

It's the least I can do.

Dedhedvedev wrote:Gross! Can't she wait until she's not in public to scratch her johnson? Didn't they instruct her about proper etiquette at Vogue magazine?

Yeah, they did but she didn't care. She thought that was racist!

Itchy underarms from filthy stubble, itchy johnson from crab infestations, white people with their white privilege and microaggressions everywhere... no wonder she's so angry all the time.

Komrades! How can anyone Not-a-Person-of-Color (NPC) contemplate the actions of African-Lineage-Preferred-Minorities (ALPM) without our inherent racism coloring effecting whatever we might say?

Melanin challenged NPC's have no idea of the hardships that our ALPM FLOTUS has recently insisted we recognize. It is our duty to see all of the above mentioned character flaws as solely due to the lifetime of racism our ALPM FLOTUS has suffered.

We NPC's must report ourselves daily for our innate oppression of all ALPM's in order to complete the fundamental transformation of America into Owebamaville, Soviet Socialist States of Amerika!Remember that they are the one's we've been waiting for and the latest five year plan cannot wait while Obersturmbannfuhrer Michelle of the Food Gestapo takes time to shave! (That said, it has become painfully obvious that Jumbo-trons are racist)

Looking at the photo above, I wonder if that little guy with the funny hat shook hands with her after she scratched out some krabs and pubes with her fingernails? <blech!>

No matter how much we try to domesticate Wookies, its obvious we have a ways to go.
-Oksans (who, according to prog theory cannot be a misogynist, but forgot to check her white privilege.)

Seeing as how today Michelle Obama thought it was funny to attack our lovely First Lady, I have found a bathing suit photo of Michael Obama.

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