Comrades, our Mooslim brothers in Gitmo are being bedeviled by Jewish witches. Read the interview with a released detainee if you dare...Warning, not for the weak of stomach or mind.
(Some nudity, no animals were harmed in making this revelation)

Jewish Witches Unleash Rapist Cats At Gitmo
December 23, 2010 8:09 A.M.
By Jonah Goldberg

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.

Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.

Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this.

Interviewer: How did you know that somebody was under a spell?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Someone like that would change.
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Interviewer: In what way?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: For example, somebody would take his clothes off, all of a sudden, or would sit on his bed for three days straight without sleeping. [...] They would use all kinds of witchcraft against the guys.

Interviewer: Tell me more.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: I will tell you how the witchcraft affected the guys. A person would suddenly see his brothers and sisters naked before him.

Interviewer: And they weren't really there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not. It was as if he was in a different world.

Interviewer: You mean, his brothers and sisters from back home.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: That's right. I remembered an incident with a guy who sat next to me in the morning. When they brought the milk, he began to urinate into the milk.

Interviewer: In front of you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. I said to him: “Why are you urinating in the milk?” That's when we knew that he was under a spell. After he had recovered a little, after we read Koranic verses to him, he said to me: “The birds on the barbed wire would talk to me, and tell me to urinate in the milk. When the guards pass by my cell, the sound made by their pants talks to me.”

Interviewer: They tell him to urinate in the milk?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. [...]

Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.

Interviewer: How did they do it?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.

Interviewer: But there wasn't really any cat there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.

Funny thing, I dreamt just last night about the very same thing!

I mean about Muslim extremist being dogs.

(Um, does anyone know where this empty box of Trojans came from?)

This is why Gitmo must be closed, all those danged witches!. Here is an accurate photo sent to me by one of the non-Jewish military ( Julian Assangle, or whatever the name is) top secret personnel file.
THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MOOSLIMICS BRETHRENHOOD! (and please do not ask what this witch doc is holding. He was afraid to investigate)
I denounce all these witches are not being Mooslimc compliant.

Reiuxcat, I believe those Trojans were sneaked in with Comrade Buffoons last Roman toga party.

END JOOISH KABAL OF NUDE RAPIST WITCH KITTENS WHO PISS IN COFFEE AND TALK TO YOU THROUGH PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder SMO is the commissar of housekeeping and has a broom in her avatar.

Comrade Czar Czar,

The easiest way to handle the "Kitten Crisis" is with the "Dogs of War", the very sighting of these dogs will drive away ANY kitten.

If they are cross trained in drugs, so much the better.

The biggest problem this presents is getting the dogs to sleep in the same cell with prisoners,
without the application of great bodily harm.

"Talk to you through pants"?? This sounds like one of Comrade Whoopie would be up to, Czar Czar. He is always telling the gulag gals, "have you seen . . ." well, I digress.

If I were you I'd take that kitten back and get another one. Coffee is expensive, is it not.

I thought, due to the shortage of canned Russian horse meat that Cubans had grown so fond of, all of the cats on the entire island of Cuba had been eaten, already. I had no idea there were any left, especially rapist cats. Oh, the poor little innocent Mooslims. They really should receive an award for hating Amerikka as much as all progressives do.