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Just submitted a report to Obama snitch website ATTACK WATCH

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Comrades!

Time has come again to fight and crush the class enemies with our collective iron fist! In his infinite wisdom, the most beloved son of both Kenya and United States of America has launched a new website named Attack Watch.

It is your patriotic duty to be on the watch and promptly report any smears and lies you hear about our most beloved leader. Report anything bad you hear about him on radio, TV or the print media. But most important, you are expected to report your parents, brothers and sisters, your neighbors and friends and (as proof of supreme patriotism) your own children if you hear them saying anything upsetting about our most beloved comrade, the Secretary General Barak Obama.

Because I always believed one should lead his comrades by example, here is the report I just submitted:

Dear Attack Watch komissars,
My neighbor lost her job last year and she is so poor that she's forced to eat raw babies. Sometimes at night she even eats scuba diver roe. She is so hungry all the time that I can hear her eating from my bedroom, mostly at night.

All other neighbors blame her misfortune on Obama but I know it's not true, it is BushHitler's fault. I believe that is very disturbing. Can Obama do something about this?
I love you Barry! XOXOXO

Comrades! Now it is time to mobilize! Go to Attack Watch and submit your own report to unmask the hostile elements undermining our perfect socialist society.

Do not forget to post a copy here for our collective enjoyment!

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Perhaps we should log another report for this horrible story of a couple of destitute, principled vegans who could not keep their poor child fed... this was surely due to the diabolical machinations of the Bu$hitler! Or perhaps a cabal of the infamous Ray-kkk-gun (who we ALL KNOW is not dead, but rather an undead reichwing zombie that for sustenance sucks the marrow out of the bones of good little children who believe in the Goracle and Chairman Obama!)

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/12/h ... latestnews

Comrades,While sifting through the capatiist-spawned internet, I have come across this site and I have a strong urge to do the right thing and turn it into the party headquarters for the greater good.I do find the design appealing, beautiful and stark colors of the Reich, strong images... getting goose steps bumps!Am I doing the right thing by turning this site in? I have searched the site and... Wait... Someone is at the door... I'll be right back.

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MikhailZinWV wrote:Comrades,While sifting through the capatiist-spawned internet, I have come across this site and I have a strong urge to do the right thing and turn it into the party headquarters for the greater good.I do find the design appealing, beautiful and stark colors of the Reich, strong images... getting goose steps bumps!Am I doing the right thing by turning this site in? I have searched the site and... Wait... Someone is at the door... I'll be right bacImage

Dear Komrade Mick, I have trouble with small print, can you make this picture POSTER SIZE?

By the way, the Paяty Dэaя Lэadэя has big ears, but his head ratio to body is not that disproportionately large, can you correct it? After all, depicting the Dэaя Lэadэя must be accurate.

Jib.

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Jib......

The big head does take a little artistic license, but it does portray our Dear Leader in a more accurate light.

Comrade Ceausescu, you are very close to be being denounced! dEar Leader has not launched a "snitch" website. Rather, it is website wherein Kommittee for State Security can be notified via INFORMERS of instances of teapartiers enemies of state accurately statingattacking dEar Leader's records and policies. We especially cannot have citizens enemies of state accurately quoting lying using statements by dEar Leader in attempt to educate masses about realities ofattack utopian World of Next Tuesday. Stukatch Snitch, indeed!

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For many months now I have posed as a gun-toting, bible thumping, Tea Party member only to await this glorious day! I amassed nearly 1300 hundred facebook friends! Today I turn them all in to AttackWatch! Surely the collective will reward me for such selfless sacrifice by providing me with a nice dacha on a lake and extra beet rations and a new shovel!


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VIGILANCIA DE ATAQUE!

All hail the God-State!

-KAM

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Yes Comrade! Report your subversive neighbors and for a mere $5 you may be invited to have dinner with the president? Most equal of you Comrade O!





You shall go far in this Party... far indeed!

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I should receive my free prize in 4-6 weeks, plus shipping, handling & all applicable taxes.

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