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Kim Jong-il's Stash Aspires New Generation of Dear Leaders

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Selfless work in the service of the downtrodden needs to be rewarded. Because if there's massive sacrifice going on, someone has to be on the receiving end of it, no?

We just got a word that Dear Leader Kim Jong Il's belongings have been cataloged. This aspiring list can motivate anyone to become People's Great Hero.

Kim Jong-il Owned Some Cool S*#t!

  1. 6 Personal Armored Trains, Filled With Luxury Cars
  2. 5-inch Platform Man-Heels
  3. 17 Bachelor Pads (Not Bad For A Communist)
  4. 20,000 DVDs
  5. Largest Stock of Hennessy Cognac In The World
  6. A Wine Cellar That Puts Aureole To Shame

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Image Here he is, Kim Jong-Il, enjoying one of those bachelor pads. Yeah, baby!

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Here he is in another one of those bachelor pads...

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Aye, Opiate, he looked so good in that superb non-outfit of his! Not even The Great Un could match him.

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Wow. The emperor looks uh........good?.........in his "new clothes."


 
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