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Komrade Chavez has jeopardized the Яэvolutioи

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Ah, Komrade Chavez got HPV induced colon cancer from unprotected use of the Swedish Cigar©:

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That is sad indeed. Now all our plans are now in jeopardy because of unprotected use of the Swedish Cigar©.

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Komrade Chavez could have avoided putting the Яэvolutioи in jeopardy by either putting a condom over the Swedish Cigar©, or at least getting vaccined against HPV. Good grief!!!

Let this be a lesson to all our Komrades here who indulge in anal delight, you are responsible for not jeopardizing the Яэvolutioи. Anyone caught indulging in use of the Swedish Cigar© without HPV vaccine and proper use of profilactics will not be sent to Siberia, but will be disposed off the old Soviet Way...

Now, off to damage control. We must find a new source of revenue to replace Chavez Billions; not an easy task given the fact that most union members are out of work and China is about to collapse.

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Comrade,


Have no fear


Socialized medicine will be sure to cure him

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Neotrotsky wrote:Comrade,


Have no fear


Socialized medicine will be sure to cure him

Then perhaps we had best find an alternative?

Thank Obama that Hugo foresaw this eventuality and passed on to him the necessary "pearls of wisdom" to carry on after his martyrdom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... TlBzdhpLYs

At any rate, I will start work on the Chavez T-Shirt silksceens...sales to public educated youths should off-set some of the oil revenues.

If all else fails, we could always annex Venezuela as the 61st state...

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Mastэя Chomsky has just denounced Komrade Chavez:

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Talk in the Politburo is to distance ourselves from Komrade Hugo.

Loяd Noam has always said that putting the Яэvolutioи in jeopardy is an unpardonable crime against the People for which there is no living rehabilitation...

An it all began with the unprotected use of the Swedish Cigar©.




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Does anyone know what brand cigars Bill Klinton used? Maybe there is a connection here? And all along I thought putting cigars in places where they didn't belong was the sole folly of one Bill Klinton.

While immitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, this little experiment costing the Revolution™ face is undoubtedly unpardonable!


 
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