Found on the Al Gore creation called the internet. A glorious representation of Lenin (at least it looks like him) sinking a three pointer from the outside.


But then I got to thinking. Yeah I know its frowned upon for the lowly collective, but...

Basketball is a game of competition where there is a winner and a loser. In Communist Utopia, all outcomes are equal regardless of ones motivation, ability, math skills or glorious Stalin mustache.

So I'm torn, does this picture say Lenin was victorious in life and basketball? Or is it simply blasphemy, poking ironic fun at our beloved Lenin?

Please someone, tell me what to think!

Comrade Buffoon wrote:
So I'm torn, does this picture say Lenin was victorious in life and basketball? Or is it simply blasphemy, poking ironic fun at our beloved Lenin?

Please someone, tell me what to think!

BLASPHEMY, BLASPHEMY, I DENOUNCE THE VERY THOUGHT AND YOUR THINKING! (see how much trouble 'thinking' get you into?!) Glorious comrade Lenin would never parting or partdo in any competitive sports or activities. (FAKE PICTURE! FAKE PICTURE!) This is what destroys personal gloriousesness! We have to all be equal - e q u a l to be f a i r! The end justifies the means and I mean, that ain't FAIR.

Two hours in Jiffy-Lobo for you.

No, no it is rich in symbolism. It shows Lenin scoring and engaging in a winning move for the collective. It demonstrates Lenin, and by extension the Party as a whole call the right shots, and continue even now to score points against the evils of capitalism.

I deeply appreciate your defense and might buy it, if I had a fresh vat of vodka (but since I DON'T)... I must denounce the capitalism you portray dear Lenin in!

(of course, I might be bribed?)

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Two hours in Jiffy-Lobo for you.

Fraulein Pulloskies, I understand your outrage, I too suffered a 36 minute fit of crying in the corner. I lean towards your understanding of this evil image.

Do I still have to go to Jiffy Lobo again? Last time I was there Comrade Whoopie tried to give me a pack of cigarettes ... with a very creepy leer...

Comrade Buffoon.

Whatever you do, DO NOT THINK!

Colonel 7.62 wrote:No, no it is rich in symbolism. It shows Lenin scoring and engaging in a winning move for the collective. It demonstrates Lenin, and by extension the Party as a whole call the right shots, and continue even now to score points against the evils of capitalism.

Lenin's Goatee! I'm torn again!

Back to the corner for a bout of sobbing...

Obamugabe wrote:Comrade Buffoon.

Whatever you do, DO NOT THINK!

Agreed Obamugabe, we all know what that'll get ya....

Comrade Buffoon wrote:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Two hours in Jiffy-Lobo for you.

Fraulein Pulloskies, I understand your outrage, I too suffered a 36 minute fit of crying in the corner. I lean towards your understanding of this evil image.

Do I still have to go to Jiffy Lobo again? Last time I was there Comrade Whoopie tried to give me a pack of cigarettes ... with a very creepy leer..

Ya don't say?! Well, dear Comrade Buffoon, if you feel you're in greater jeopardy of capitalism by going to J-L, then you could reconsider such considerations. Just be forewared and foreawared of FEMA enforcers. Whoopie can be a weeeee bit intimidating (not to mention that leering...)

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I deeply appreciate your defense and might buy it, if I had a fresh vat of vodka (but since I DON'T)... I must denounce the capitalism you portray dear Lenin in!

(of course, I might be bribed?)

Do me a favor Faulein, step outside your hovel, and into the phonebooth that just showed up outside there. Good. Now close the door. Good. Now step back out again. Please note that you are now shifted into a timeline where for some strange reason you are a member of the vodka of the month club.

Buffoon, Basset ball be competitive? I thought that was the point of overtime, to allow the losing team to even the score before the game ends.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Buffoon, Basset ball be competitive? I thought that was the point of overtime, to allow the losing team to even the score before the game ends.

As Obamugambe pointed out> DON'T THINK

I am without thinking on this image but may Lenin foto being promotion tool of our Glorious Leader's call to be instructing all to participate in healthy aktivities as now diktated by Obooboocare. And as the Glorious First Wife Mic-hell has pronounced, fat children need regulatations of eating habits with proper outside playtime.

And to make safe of all participants proper protection will be issued by Minister of Stealth Health as exampled below.

"Introducing ObubbleWrap(TM)

One can see by expression on face of playful participant how joyful to be honoured as first user of ObubbleWrap(TM). I too would enjoy such wrapping especially if should someone of robust masculine stature were to join me in ObubbleWrap(TM) doubles.

I bet you would, Mrs. Al Czarweary.

Comrade Buffoon,

Even the use of the word competition is a thought-crime here.

Get in there and wrap yourself in ObubbleWrap with Mrs. Czarweary. Once you lose at least 50% of your body weight, then you can come out again.

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:
"Introducing ObubbleWrap(TM)


One can see by expression on face of playful participant how joyful to be honoured as first user of ObubbleWrap(TM). I too would enjoy such wrapping especially if should someone of robust masculine stature were to join me in ObubbleWrap(TM) doubles.

What a (as dear V P bin Biden would say) "F***ing"glorious idea. This would esure that none of the irresponsible idiot dolt Democrats comrades could harm themselves and thus cause Obooboocare to increase costs! And we all know the cost of band-aids under Obamer . . . after stepping in and out of the phone booth and stumbling flat on my face (ahhh, the glories of VODKA!) I required 32 band-aids (stitches were out... not covered by "Obooboocare")

and for racial harmony, Obamer is providing The Al Sharptongue Race Free Invisible Bandages!

There is no limit to how many points Obama can score.
[BLOCKQUOTE]Three pointers are for the prole.
[/BLOCKQUOTE]

For Party Members Only,

It looks as if a comrade here has confiscated the Mrs. Al Czar Weary character and used it in an internet skit about Obubble's Propaganda Minister, a certain Helga Kevorkov.

Click Here to Listen - the interview begins right after the Mule Train Song at the beginning of the show

Leninka wrote:I bet you would, Mrs. Al Czarweary.

Comrade Buffoon,

Even the use of the word competition is a thought-crime here.

Get in there and wrap yourself in ObubbleWrap with Mrs. Czarweary. Once you lose at least 50% of your body weight, then you can come out again.

I'd rather lose 50% of my body weight by chopping off my legs. No offense Mrs. Czarweary, but you remind me of my eighth grade gym teacher who used to leer (not unlike Comrade Whoopie in Gulag shower time) at my soapy groin.


And now, a Bacon Bra to promote Glorious Pork Consumption and hopefully regain a bit of machismo lost after typing "gym teacher and soapy groin" in the same sentence.

Jíbaro wrote:
There is no limit to how many points Obama can score.
[BLOCKQUOTE]Three pointers are for the prole.
[/BLOCKQUOTE]

So by your logic Lenin was a prole only capable of mortal point scores? I can't decide whether you should be publicly hanged for treason or paraded as the new Robert Gibbs.

Colonel 7.62 wrote: Do me a favor Faulein, step outside your hovel, and into the phonebooth that just showed up outside there. Good. Now close the door. Good. Now step back out again. Please note that you are now shifted into a timeline where for some strange reason you are a member of the vodka of the month club.

So 7.62, are you a Time Lord in your spare time?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Buffoon, Basset ball be competitive? I thought that was the point of overtime, to allow the losing team to even the score before the game ends.

I've got nothing...

Czar Czar wrote:

Colonel 7.62 wrote: Do me a favor Faulein, step outside your hovel, and into the phonebooth that just showed up outside there. Good. Now close the door. Good. Now step back out again. Please note that you are now shifted into a timeline where for some strange reason you are a member of the vodka of the month club.

So 7.62, are you a Time Lord in your spare time?

It comes with the territory, and I just didn't want to send the DeLorian for the Fraulein. Just had it washed and all that. Although the upcoming movie Time Travel Hot Tubgives me ideas...

ah yes, Russia beer + vodka + a little squirrel = a good time in the hot tub!

No offense Mrs. Czarweary,

Comrade Bafoon, no one to take offense as we are all of equal offensiveness!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:ah yes, Russia beer + vodka + a little squirrel = a good time in the hot tub!

Fraulein Pulloskies, your graphic is truly enabling inspiring (I haven't bathed: much less hot tubbed: in minutes!)

A serfs observation:

Shouldn't the squirrel be a glorious Red squirrel? Or are you inserting a gray squirrel as the new Party Color of Communism? Gray being a nod to Chairman Obama's black/white heritage and all...

Unthinking minds need to be told

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:

No offense Mrs. Czarweary,

Comrade Bafoon, no one to take offense as we are all of equal offensiveness!

There is only one Party Approved carbon based offensiveness...


Be offended!

Comrade Buffoon ~ I do agree with your reddish assessment. Said squirrel should be Red to receive party approval. (maybe if we run a car over it a couple of time, we shall receive required 'redness'?)

Bushitler! What a monster!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Buffoon ~ I do agree with your reddish assessment. Said squirrel should be Red to receive party approval. (maybe if we run a car over it a couple of time, we shall receive required 'redness'?)

Bushitler! What a monster!

I like your idea for extracting the required redness Fraulein, we must be diligent to assure it's a state owned General Motors vehicle though.

Regarding Bus****er

In my home, we do not say his name. It evokes evil spirits....

GM, but of course... glorious Government Motors would be mandated. And a Union driver, who is most qualified for running down, disabling and dismantling almost everything they touch.

Comrade Buffoon wrote: Regarding Bus****er

In my home, we do not say his name. It evokes evil spirits....

Or, as he is known at Hogwarts, "He Who Must Not Be Named". (shudder)

Czar Czar wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote: Regarding Bus****er

In my home, we do not say his name. It evokes evil spirits....

Or, as he is known at Hogwarts, "He Who Must Not Be Named". (shudder)

I am familiar with the Grand Architect of whom you speak.

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Found on the Al Gore creation called the internet. A glorious representation of Lenin (at least it looks like him) sinking a three pointer from the outside.

But then I got to thinking. Yeah I know its frowned upon for the lowly collective, but...

Basketball is a game of competition where there is a winner and a loser. In Communist Utopia, all outcomes are equal regardless of ones motivation, ability, math skills or glorious Stalin mustache.

So I'm torn, does this picture say Lenin was victorious in life and basketball? Or is it simply blasphemy, poking ironic fun at our beloved Lenin?

Please someone, tell me what to think!

Comrade

You could bring comfort to your "socialist soul" by just remembering that Lenin was everyone's better- no matter what sport. For example, I have seen in the People's Historical Revisionism archives pictures of Lenin winning the 1910 Olympic curling games.

Plus, victory over capitalism is not wrong

I agree. Lenin here is clearly engaging in class struggle against the eeeeevil imperialist team.