Maybe we have become a bit too obsessed with Dear Leader and have forgotten all of the great strides Progdom has made in the the past year.

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Have fun with it...

Subtitles are beyond me for this photo at the moment.........

It just that I'm overwhelmed by being shown yet two more examples of the quality leadership that Progressive government has given to this country !

Does anyone have a tissue ? I feel a tear coming on ........

Ok...I'm alright now..... here's my offering.....


Krasnodar, you reported your own post. Since I doubt you found your own post offensive I deleted the report. However I commend you for your self denouncement.

-Whoopie

Whoopie... I thought I'd just get the denouncement over with. If I denounced myself within the original post, then others might think ( rightfully so ) that Krasnodar was somewhat "off his trolley".

Still, I'm-a-bett'n that Ivan would be flattered by the attention.

Comrade Krasnodar,

If it any consolation, I like your new "makes heavy things that fall on your head not hurt" suit!

Thank, Tooorisky... This suit is in the protections from January 2nd of the next year. I wear this so when it hits fan in DC with new Congress, Krasnodar will be of readyness.
Is very good, yes ?

Anything to get extra beet ration, yes!

That is one of my more traumatic memories. I mean sure, when the Frau mistook me for a bowl of pickled cauliflower that time, yeah, that was rough. But this. Look at where she was holding me in her dramatazation with Little Al here. I will not inflict a description of the view; suffice to say, Kagan goes Kommando.

Krasnodar not only are you prepared for the future but are safe from the impacts of well placed shovels in the now!

This Imac will not fill bubbles, so I will try subtitles,
The clown on the left says: This in no joke, Elena, you have legs like giant redwoods!
Elena says, but they would have to be 3" wider on either side!

An IMac ? Elitist !

Why is she taking Comrade Ivan out of his jar??!! That is like trying to hold on to jello!! (I can personally testify to that and again, most apologies, dear Ivan. If you had only spoken up sooner...) I have learned not to keep him in the kitchen (he can so eaily be confused with cauliflower or boiled eggs. tisk oh the horror of that last incident!)

Krasnodar, we are quite impressed with your kissing up reporting yourself but you must remember, we have a Czar for that sort of thing. (cough cough) and I she likes to do the reporting and denouncing!!

I have done too much thinking this weekend and come up dry for the posted photo. After some relaxation by the pool, hopefully my brain will be reinvigorated with thoughts. Everyone is welcome to join.

Why Fraulein, you are of much fortunates to find this place to do your relaxations. I was not knowing that the health spa in Chernobyl was still open. Or did they just leave the gate unlatched ?

Also, what is wrong with reporting myself guilty in the thought crimes ? I find doing so is cathartic to me, Krasnodar, in an ascetic kind of way, yes ?

Dear comrade, please make note, this lovely pool is not far afar in Chernobyl, our glorious Motherland, but right down the street in our Peoples Gulag (directly across from the Cubical Laser Eye Center & Slaughter House). We take humble pride in providing all unnecessary necessities for the pleasurables of the peoples.

As for self denouncement and reportings, we highly demand encourage such activities with a post note taken that the Czar of such does not like missing out on her personally supplied position in the Cube. Therefore, to make sure all is equally divided, I DENOUNCE YOU!!! (and please supply a completed report in qua-triplicate explaining what it was you did. I will expect in on my desk by tomorrow night)

Self criticism is the highest form of narcissistic flattery. Just ask Marshal Pupovich. Self denouncement can earn you promotional award points.

However, clicking the [!] button is lazy. You must show proper remorse by typing out a confession for all to read.

I already did that....and got denounced anyway by the F.P. after I posted my admission of guilt in this perilous matter.

( However, with all things considered, a denouncement every once and awhile is good for the soul, along with potential future book sales and speaking engagements.)

Not only do I remain, but already was: Krasnodar

Oh yes..... Fraulein: I now realize why I've never seen the pool facility here .........it may have something to do with its locked entry gate that has a " condemned " sign nailed to it.

Krasnodar wrote:I already did that....and got denounced anyway by the F.P. after I posted my admission of guilt in this perilous matter.

( However, with all things considered, a denouncement every once and awhile is good for the soul, along with potential future book sales and speaking engagements.)

Not only do I remain, but already was: Krasnodar

Oh yes..... Fraulein: I now realize why I've never seen the pool facility here .........it may have something to do with its locked entry gate that has a " condemned " sign nailed to it.

WHINING IS NOT TOLERATED! That is strictly reserved & bespeaked for the Party Elite and our Dear Leader Obamoa!

YOU MISREAD your readings, Comrade Krasnodar - it says "COM'ON IN", not condemned. (piffle)

The Party Elite ? hmmmmmmm........oh yeah !

Your the ones that trashed Party Headquarters after Red Square left for New Orleans....
I read the police report.....just how did you guys manage to post bail ?

Krasnodar wrote:The Party Elite ? hmmmmmmm........oh yeah !

Your the ones that trashed Party Headquarters after Red Square left for New Orleans....
I read the police report.....just how did you guys manage to post bail ?

There was no bail Dearest Krasnodar, Frau P keeps a hacksaw blade under her left bosom for just such occasions.

I find Krasnodar's fascination with Party™ bodily functions most troubling. He's digging the wrong dirt if you ask me.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:I find Krasnodar's fascination with Party™ bodily functions most troubling. He's digging the wrong dirt if you ask me.

Me thinks Krasnodar is not who he seems. Maybe a proxy hidden mole?

A perfect example of what NOT to do in a thread denouncing Obama obsession-


sheesh!

What on earth did Krasnodor do? Well, never mind. I don't need to know.

Comrade Krasnodar is but humble ICBM weapons specialist , secret command bunker designer and part time Pobeda mechanic....that is all.

To address the suspicions of comrades that have posted a few comments up, I did tell the attendants at that office party of my efforts in a past thread that Red Square himself ordered me to install surveillance cameras within the building and monitor the comings and the goings.

The Americansi have saying.......
"While the cat's away, the cat will have Krasnodar recording everything high party officials do in his absence and send it to him by satellite."

And so I have. You should really be taking this matter up with your .... our boss.

Did I mention that I also make pancakes on Saturday mornings ? No ? Well, I do that to.

Yes, the Bushitler could always speak Spanish better than English.

Is reminding me of funny joke, yes?

George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same
barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,
for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his
chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying,
'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a
whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?'
Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like.'

Comrade Whoopie, finally, I joke I can chuckle at. Congratulations.

Krasnodar, what Buffoon said is 1/2 true as usual. I use my "womanly wiles" to have my way with jail guards. It has worked well for 50... 43.... all 25 years, so why give it up.

Comrade Whoopie wrote: Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like.'