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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: I survived Stalin....

That has yet to be determined Zampoloit..... Da, but you gave me a good laugh this morning, but must you go so hard on Comrade Nancy? She is but a woman after all, and not a particularly brilliant or good looking one. Actually, that picture makes her look like a sturgeon with a hook in it's mouth. Were I not The Man of Steel, I would pity her.

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:...we can play a little game of "Hide the Jacketed Hollow Point" with you...

I don't care who you are, that's funny...

-Mikhail

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:We can bring Pinkie with us. She can entertain us with song and belly dancing.

That's very sweet, Vodkov, except I don't do bellydancing. (I have issues with shame and cellulite.) May I recommend the following:

https://www.visionarydance.com/junktojewels.html

Don't these gals just make you want to shake your bottle till the cork pops and spews foam everywhere?

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Patiently, I sat staring out a large window in the bank, hoping to stave off foreclosure of my beet crop. The window I peered from was cleaned as only a capitalistic venture would have it. Squeaky Klean. It was an optimistic view. I was repulsed.

A nighthawk crashed into the window as I sat there contemplating the hopelessness of my Bush induced circumstances.

Bonk! Splat! Feathers filtered down to mark the occasion.
The bird quivered on the ground a little bit then died. Its bird's feet pointing straight into the air.

Any reference I have made to Obama's transparent promises via a clean window representing the iron fist of -ISM's (Liberal mostly) and a nighthawk metaphor for We The People is purely coincidental!

Bird is good if you know how to cook it.
With beets of course.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Don't these gals just make you want to shake your bottle till the cork pops and spews foam everywhere?

No.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I have issues with shame and cellulitehttps://www.visionarydance.com/junktojewels.html


Don't these gals just make you want to shake your bottle till the cork pops and spews foam everywhere?


Shame and cellulite? This is not an excuse. Please, do it For the Children™!

And thank you for tricking me into viewing these pictures. I will now be a virtual gelding for several weeks and the vodka suddenly stopped working! Shame on you commissarka! Shame on you! You have sabotaged the People's Kommissar's manhood and vodka. Prepare for some phonecalls!

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote: Prepare for some phonecalls!


Are you talking about the ones that are nothing but heavy breathing?

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Premier Betty wrote:
Are you talking about the ones that are nothing but heavy breathing?

I hadn't thought of that! I'll send new instructions to my stalking and persecution team.

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Have you lost all sense of Party discipline Kommissar Vodkov? Blaming one of the Party's most loyal and diligent workers for your sabotaged manhood and vodka? Threatening her? Perhaps you need some time on a People's Shovel to help you get your manhood back in shape. Why you even admit that you were tricked into this, What does that say about your judgment Kommissar?

We are all about Change and Hope, Hope and Change. Think on this Comrade.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote: Think on this Comrade.

Since when was this allowed? What's going on? I'm so confused!

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You are correct Premier. I went over the line. It's just Kommissar Vodkov's repeated stalking of Commissarka Pinkie just refuse to abate.

I should have just simply....

DENOUNCE KOMMISSAR VODKOV!

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Yay! More denouncing! I denounce you too Vodkov because everyone else is doing it, so it must be cool!

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It is correct that insignificant Party members are not allowed to think but somebody must. That somebody is me, Kommissar Vodkov. I must think about lots of things. Assassinations of class enemies, defamation campaigns, blackmail and yes; stalking of dubious Party members if necessary. Commissarka Pinkie is lucky I haven't assigned her case to my wet works team. A suspected Huckabee supporter in our midst who is protected by respected Party members? Shameful! Heads will roll!

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And thank you for tricking me into viewing these pictures. I will now be a virtual gelding for several weeks and the vodka suddenly stopped working!

Hah! I know Pinkie well enough that I refused to click on the link.

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So Kommissar, you claim that you have the right to think? A mere Kommissar? Don't you know that I am an Honorary Vice Chairman now? I will tell you when to think, and right now you need to get your shovel, your sandals, and go collect some ca$h for the Change and Hope campaign! Do not pass Pinkie, go directly to the streets, the malls, the banks! We need ca$h! Super delegates don't come cheap Kommissar.

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Vodkov, for the last time (though something tells me it isn't), I am not THAT kind of HO!

In fact, I'm not even sure if I'm any kind of HO now.

But even IF I were guilty of something, the fact that I refuse to belly dance should be sufficient to get me off the hook. Trust me--you guys should thank me for not being like those junk-to-jewels belly dancers or those Boobs Not Bombs (like what's the difference there?)

Shame on you for trying to exploit me and turn me into some kind of object!

Pupovich: For the record, how many times now has he been denounced? And still no show trial?

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Oh, and one more thing . . .

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:I will now be a virtual gelding for several weeks

You may leave your "guest soaps" in the dish next to the wash basin on the way out.

If you survive your show trial and can go for at least one week without being denounced thereafter, The Party might consider issuing you a new replacement pair. Of course they won't be the same ones. Be nice to me and maybe I can swing (oops, not the best verb choice) get the Mime's for you.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: ...get the Mime's for you.


I'm very surprised to hear that the Mime indeed has any to spare. How exactly did you find out about that commissarka??? Is there something you haven't told us - your comrades?

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Commissar Pupovich wrote: Don't you know that I am an Honorary Vice Chairman now?

So a Hillary supporter got a promtion ehh? You will surely be purged right after HRC's head hits the ground and starts rolling. Maybe you will be shown mercy and sent to the Gulag instead, without shoes and shovel though.

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Stop it! Just STOP IT! Can't you see that all this candidate choosing is tearing us apart? We can't take over the U.S. if we are bickering like children (more so, I mean)! We must be organized about this and not worry about picking sides until a candidate is chosen.

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I denounce, Vodkov, and, strangely enough, I have a sudden urge to denounce Betty for his silly plea of "peace" and " mutual understanding".

For some reason I feel inclined to denounce those who are not willing to stick out their neck in the name of Hope and Change. Are you against Hope and Change, Betty? Hmm? Do you not like Change that We Can Believe In? Hmmm? Does Change and Hope offend you and are you hiding your feelings from the collective? Hmmm? Wanna talk about it?

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Premier Betty wrote:...We must be organized about this and not worry about picking sides until a candidate is chosen.

That is sound advice Premier. I for one am keeping my loyalties to myself until instructed by the Inner Party to stand behind the chosen Candidate, and then my loyalty will be that of the Party.

In the words of our great mentor:

Joseph Stalin wrote:It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

-Mikhail

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I denounce the Madame Speaker! She is using us all! She is using us all to get rid of Hillary so she can run in 2012! She has the Congressional Black Caucus backing her and they are breaking for Obama to ruin Hillary! THEY ARE ALL IN ON IT! I have the memos to prove it! Tell Hillary!

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Janet… really… this is pathetic. No one listen to this mad man! Obviously Janet has been in Teddy's scotch again. Now then, who will silence this freak for me or at least shout him down? Sea-Bass? Pupovich? Disgraced Criminal Vodkov? Somebody tell Janet how nuts he is and how he needs to support Sultan Obama.

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[quote="Commissarka Pinkie"Pupovich: For the record, how many times now has he been denounced? And still no show trial?[/quote]

Have patience Commissarka, I am still getting used to the office, getting organized, inquiring about my duties and responsibilities.

Kommissar Vodkov as you know, admitted to being a spy for the Empress, trying to discover who the BHO supporters were, but as BHO gets stronger...well.....

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Comrade Janet! Have you lost the last little token of self respect that may have remained after your many failures? Do you think none of will remember how you recently stabbed your benefactor the Empress in her scale covered back, and threw your man body in front of BHO and routinely "fainted" in his presence? Yet now you attack Nancy?

Up with Hope and Change!
Down with Party division!

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:For some reason I feel inclined to denounce those who are not willing to stick out their neck in the name of Hope and Change

Exactly Chairman! A courageous and principled stance is what is needed by all right now! People who are not willing to commit to Hope and Change do not deserve our pity or subsidies at this critical moment. I also denounce those comrades who do not believe you are capable of such a principled stance (I have their names Chairman)!

Hope and Change 08!
Hope and Change Forever!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
And thank you for tricking me into viewing these pictures. I will now be a virtual gelding for several weeks and the vodka suddenly stopped working!

Hah! I know Pinkie well enough that I refused to click on the link.

Indeed, Betinov, but since all that remains of you is your brain, what would you have had to lose by doing so?

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Well clearly that was what he meant when he said he would be a "virtual gelding." Of course, it will be for much longer than a few weeks. But praise Lenin for comrades like Betinov, giving it all for the Party. So unlike a certain comrade Vodkov, who will indeed give it all for the Party if he doesn't cease his ThoughtCrime™.

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Premier Betty wrote:Stop it! Just STOP IT! Can't you see that all this candidate choosing is tearing us apart? We can't take over the U.S. if we are bickering like children (more so, I mean)! We must be organized about this and not worry about picking sides until a candidate is chosen.

Time for picking of can of dates approaches end of string (not G string) as proletariats of Great Red Sun State of Texas and even greater Red Sun state of Ohio make decision to hope for change rather than go with samo samo. Picking of sides may be like picking of nose, useful only to nose picker.
Where is Gulag for AHE if she fails to convince Bolsheviks of party that she is only choice? MTE has sent Sub Commissar of Sexual Escapades to Texas to make promises of many Vince Fosters plea to masses for votes.
Power to the troddendown and uncommitted superdelegates. (There are fewer now)
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Indeed, Betinov, but since all that remains of you is your brain, what would you have had to lose by doing so?

Even a pickled brain has standards. Even a pickled brain can cringe in horror.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
Indeed, Betinov, but since all that remains of you is your brain, what would you have had to lose by doing so?

Even a pickled brain has standards. Even a pickled brain can cringe in horror.
Can brain have hope for change? Perhaps to change mind? If not Brain can change hope to hopeless and continue to drive.
Power to the troddendown and dying brain cells.

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Ivan Betinov wrote: Even a pickled brain can cringe in horror.

Like from a fat guy who's looking for something to put on his hamburger....

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Pickles are glorious wussian invention.
Power to the troddendown and cucumbers with a mission.

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Cucumbers with a mission.... glorious Guardian! No doubt they have had many missions.

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Ah yes. Some of course were 'secret'.
Power to the troddendown and Kosher Dills.

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I wonder what kind of secret missions a cucumber would go on....

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Cannot tell comrade. Undercover work I believe but rated top secret only 'handler' can know.
Power to the troddendown and escaping lions.

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Of course, the kosher dills are sometimes subject to pogroms, but only for the greater good...

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Of course, the kosher dills are sometimes subject to pogroms, but only for the greater good...
Da understood, in this event there is always Bread an Butter Pickles.
Am wondering what kind of Pickle Glorious AHE or MTE is in as she is stewing in Brine of Obamism.
This is not Kosher.
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Viva Raul! Viva Che! Desee Vivo Cube.


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I love the Peoples Pickles™ with my Common Good™ Cheese sandwiches!

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Premier Betty wrote:Viva Cheese Sandwiches!
Is running for office da?
Commissar Cheese sandwich eater?
Power to the troddendown and Nuevo El Presidente's.
(Not being Swiss I hope. Cannnot trust them you know. They hide things.)

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:I love the Peoples Pickles™ with my Common Good™ Cheese sandwiches!
Is good for you stops you up and prevents progressive thoughts from appearing.
Power to the troddendown and Airplanes that run on Coconut Oil. (Not)

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Why would we wish to prevent Progressive thinking Comrade?

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Airplanes running on coconut oil? What's next, space ships that run on hand lotion?

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Did you not hear of the recent test using coconut oil Premier? Not only have they found yet a new way to save the planet and raise the price for foods enjoyed by the capitalist overlords, we have Deflowered a Jumbo Jet!

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Betty, you better not get caught eating Che's Sandwiches. He's got a volatile temper.

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Pfft... What's he going to do about it? Rot on me? I'll eat all the Che samiches I want.

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Comrades, you miss the point. No one loves Our Many Titted Empress more than I do, not even the J-Lube factory, but it's all about power, isn't it? If Our Empress doesn't actually make it back into the White House to turn it again into the White Trash House, then she's...looking around...fair game.

And boy do I have some issues. There will be a massive exposure of cellulite and the shame won't be mine.

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I agree Commissar, which is why I am glad I sold short on cellulite long ago.

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You had to, Pupovich. Between Our Empress and Rosie the market is cornered.

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The market is nearly glutted on Hope 'N Change now. Stock is a steal.

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Speaking of cornering the market, it reminds me of the recent quote used by the she-demon in her latest column:

Ann Coulter wrote:Writing in defense of the rich in 1967, Buckley said: "My guess is, that the last man to corner the soybean market, whoever he was, put at least as much time and creative energy into the cornering of it as, say, Norman Mailer put into his latest novel and produced something far more bearable -- better a rise in the price of soybeans than 'Why Are We in Vietnam?'" (For you kids out there, Norman Mailer was an America-hating drunkard who wrote books.)

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But she is such a seductive she-demon, and as you demonstrated, she qualifies for a stipend as a hyphenated Amerikan. Did you read the previous article in regard to campaign financing?

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The only thing that frightens that she-demon is her mother finding out that she smokes. This was revealed in a London paper.

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Actually, I believe she revealed that long ago. Oh, my heart still pounds when I think of that she-demon!


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Sadly, I must report she smokes the finest progressive comrades she lays her oh so lovely claws into.

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I am both disgusted and intrigued... again.

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As am I Premier. Can you imagine what I feel? To be attracted to such a woman? But what can I do? It's is like Hot Pockets. Sure, you know they will kill you, that they are doing horrid things to you, yet there is this unbearable attraction.

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You have put into terms that I now understand. A terrible fate indeed. At least Hot Pockets don't practice S&M on people.

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Ah, perhaps that is why I find her so irresistable?


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Comrades I am back from a glorious re-education camp, I shoveled my way to the voting booth and three cheers for the MTE may she steal the candidacy away from the interloper Obama. I even caucused for Hillary! That was an experience I will not soon forget: The Party Leader did not stand for anyone disagreeing and the whole group was singing in unity for the party platforms, the illegal war in Iraq, I even heard of re-education camps for whole families who have loved ones spending time at the Country Club Gitmo! Think of it comrades re-education for the Islamic children, what will Hillary think of next! I am so excited.

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I am proud of you Comrade Chinai, you are an example for all the proles to follow, and millions will come the Glorious World of Next Tuesday. As a token of my respect, I am granting you an extra beet ration and a lottery ticket which could win you one night in the Larry Spitzer room at the Pup's Pleasure Party House.

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Well thank you Comrade it is nice to be appreciated, say I want to shout out to the comrade that added spell check to the comment box, "smooth move" I don't remember that feature being available in November. Now that is worth my lottery ticket to Larry Spitzer's Private Party. Say since your handing out goodies how about a nice shiny new shovel to replace the one that I trashed getting out of the re-education camp.

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Chinaai, are you sure that you want a nice shiny new shovel? That would arouse envy in Commissarka Pinkie, who is the doyen of shovels. If it's shovelistic, she's got it. She's <i>so</i> shovel.

Have you thought of taking the pickax as your own? Remember what happened to Trotsky in Mexico City.

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Damn human nature! It always stands in the way of progress. Take envy: we are able to exploit it prior to the revolution - class envy, penis envy, car envy, lawn envy, house envy, job envy, wife/husband envy, etc.

But after the revolution all envy has got to stop because when everyone is equal, what's there to be envious about? That's what we thought! But no! You take everything away from the poor bastards but their shovels - and what happens? They develop an acute SHOVEL ENVY!

We can never build communism with such rotten folks! They will all have to be sacrificed and thrown into the dustbin of history. We will sacrifice as many generations to the Greater Good as it takes before a new perfect breed appears - THE NEW MAN who is free of the shovel envy! Once they start playing nicely with each other we can start giving them other things as a reward. But not before!

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Surely there must be some medicine, therapy, or subsidy that can relieve the ills of SHOVEL ENVY?

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NO ONE GETS MY SHINY NEW SHOVEL!!!

chinaai, do you know what I had to do . . . what I had to endure . . . to get my shiny new shovel? You haven't even begun to earn the one you so thoughtlessly trashed. Everyone is expected to take care of their shovel and keep it in whacking digging order at all times--just as I always have.

As for shovel envy, after the Revolution there will be no need for shovels. Problem solved! Shovels, in fact, will be banned, since the purpose they presently serve will become obsolete after the Revolution.

I, however, will get to keep my shovel, because I'll need it to defend myself and all the children I adopted with my current lifelong partner. I'll need it to fend off and whack all those pro-shovel nuts who are sure to threaten me for my courageous shovel control stance, and all because they'll think they still have some antiquated right to "keep and bear shovels."


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I tend to prefer vintage shovels. I enjoy going to shovel swap meets etc looking for old model handles, blades etc. There are quite a few Shovel Fan Clubs out there you know? Sometimes we will go on a shovel run, going to various collectives, drowning a few potato vodkas, digging up a few beets etc. Just like the old days.

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Ok Ok so maybe Ana Alicia Salas the current owner of the foot-long, sawed-off ice ax, won't mind if I take the Ice Ax for my own. Trotsky won't mind since he has been pushing up daisy's for such a long time. I must say the shovel is not a very effective deterrent to a good ice ax. Thanks for the suggestion comrade Theocritus! But what to do how do i decorate the ax oh I know it already has some red on the business end, problem solved.

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Chinaai, yes indeed there is red at the end of the the unperson Trotsky's ax--it is no accident that red is the color of the people. After all, we don't know if we're doing a good job unless the gutters are full of OPB, do we? After all, there's Other People's Money, and Other People's Blood. And Other People's Spouses.

But I wouldn't screw with OPS. Pinkie is so damned possessive about hers. Once she was at Rancho del Rio Grande and Our Many Titted Empress wanted Bruno to use Pinkie's shovel to clean some dirt out of one her collops and Pinkie came unglued. Our Empress was even frightened.

"Okay, Pinkie, okay. Simmer down. I'll let you talk to that bitch Nansky <i>apres le deluge</i>.

"Pinkie, Pinkie, <i>put down that shovel. Bruno doesn't need your shovel. Pinkie. Pinkie..."

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What if someone confuses that with Mein Kampf?

Obama's Dime Store 'Mein Kampf'

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I can't believe I never shared this before, but years ago, in my outlaw biker days, we used to have shovel races! That consisted of usually getting some prospect or other foolish or wild enough biker to set on a shovel as they drag raced their Harley over some suitably grass and mud laden field.

Of course, this is the ultimate in shovels for a Comrade such as myself....Suck on this Goremon!



 
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