The People's Resurrection Bureau has just announced a medical breakthrough. Comrades we now have a way to guarantee a perpetual majority in the Senate. We regret this technology wasn't ready in time to save our dear comrade Teddy. A list of Inner Party elites who will undergo this procedure is being drawn up as we speak. However readers are encouraged to contribute names of other Party members they would like to see elevated to "Department Head" status. Contributors are urged to submit their suggestions before the People's Congress adjourns for the Solstice/New Year's Holidays.

Hang on, I saw this movie-- does this mean that Senator Byrd will now be able to communicate telepathically with a mutant hidden in a closet while his fiancé (yes, with one e) searches for a sexually appealing replacement body?

'Cause man, even I have limits...

I nominate dear old Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. He is the only elected official who proudly proclaims himself to be a Socialist, while the cowards are still calling themselves DemonratsDemocrats. I am ashamed to say that even our friends in the MSM call him an "Independent". If anyone deserves to be a "Department Head" it is Bernie.

I would like to be as obsequious as possible, Comrades, as I beseech you to NOT employ this methodology upon any elitists one might find among the aforementioned "elites." I mean, do you really want to walk into a room where Herr Reid greets you from the mantelpiece with a wink?

With this in mind, Comrades, and upon further scrutinization, Ninotchka (1939) has been deemed historically accurate by the appropriate bureaus; therefore, I nominate Comrade Greta Garbo and her three sidekicks for "Department Head"-ship positions effective immediately.

I do not wonder if it is unfortunate that it is now being revealed that those old science-fiction movies were based on facts which, until now, have been concealed for over seven decades. I do not ask, Who else is out there!?! Tsar Nicholas (circa 1917), perhaps?

I would like to suggest Algore for Department Head status.


Unless if by "head" you do not mean the naval slang for toilet. In which case, I withdraw my suggestion.

Now this is a truly green way to live. Just think, no toilet paper required, hardly any food, no laundry to do, no clothing required, etc. All congressional representatives starting with Comrade Nanski should have their bodies immediately removed from their heads to set an example.

Leninka wrote:... no clothing required ...

Comrade,

You're treading close to dangerous waters here ... saying that our Leaders don't have any clothes on.

Of course they have clothes on ... it's plainly visible for everyone to see.

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It would be horrible to see them without clothes ... just think, Nancy Pelosi ... or worse yet, Barneys Frank.

Comrade Pewkov,

I just added a little clarification to my original post: "bodies removed from their heads," but as for the thought of Comrade Nanski without her clothing, is this what you are talking about?

Leninka wrote:Now this is a truly green way to live. Just think, no toilet paper required, hardly any food, no laundry to do, no clothing required, etc.

It's just like a "Holiday tree" you just need to keep the stump wet.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:
The People's Resurrection Bureau has just announced a medical breakthrough. Comrades we now have a way to guarantee a perpetual majority in the Senate. We regret this technology wasn't ready in time to save our dear comrade Teddy. A list of Inner Party elites who will undergo this procedure is being drawn up as we speak. However readers are encouraged to contribute names of other Party members they would like to see elevated to "Department Head" status. Contributors are urged to submit their suggestions before the People's Congress adjourns for the Solstice/New Year's Holidays.

I see they released the movie poster