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Mac + 42" TV as a display = AWESOME!!!

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Mac + 42" TV as a display + Bluetooth Keyboard + Bluetooth mouse = AWESOME!!!

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That's unfair. I only have a 15.2" screen on my laptop, and it's my only computer. I DEMAND OBAMA EQUALIZE COMPUTERS! WE MUST ALL BE FORCED TO PURCHASE MINIMAL APPROVED COMPUTERS! IT IS UNFAIR THAT SOME HAVE BETTER COMPUTERS THAN OTHERS! IT IS A TRAVESTY OF SOCIAL JUSTICE THAT SOME ENJOY A 42" DISPLAY WHILE OTHERS DO NOT!

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I CONCUR COMRADE COLONEL!

FOR HOW CAN WE HAVE A TRUE SOCIALIST SOCIETY IN THE MANNER THAT HIS EXCELLENCY AND PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, GENERAL SECRETARY B. HUSSAIN OBAMA , ENVISIONS FOR THE UNITED SOVIET STATES OF AMERIKA.

I ALSO WANT FREE CHEETOS AND PEPSI FOR ALL, ON DEMAND! OR I SHALL PROTEST IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.CHANT WITH ME NOW!!!!...

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CHEETOS FOR ALL! CHEETOS FOR ALL! CHEETOS FOR ALL! PEPSI FOR THE MASSES! PEPSI FOR THE MASSES! PEPSI AND CHEETOS NOW! PEPSI AND CHEETOS NOW!

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Unbelievable that "one of our own" would flaunt his possessions in front of the serfdom who barely have something!

DAMN CHEETOS! DAMN A PEPSI! I WANT A 42" DISPLAY AS WELL!

THAT WOULD EQUATE TO TWO 21" BREASTESESS!

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Not only am I forced to use my dead sister's 15" monitor, I had to kill her to get it. Obama better get off his ass and craft a bill that will guarantee everyone a 42" monitor.

And I want that monitor the day the law is deemed to have passed. None of this pay now wait four years crap. I'm not getting any younger you know. Hell, in 4 years 42" monitors could be obsolete and then we're right back in the same boat.

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Let's not forget Comrades!!! That I am:

1. A made progressive.
2. A member in good standing with The Party™.
3. A member of the Inner Circle™.
4. Commander of a large and well armed regiment within The People's Revolutionary Army of AmeriKa.

Therefore, I am more equal than others.

CHEETOS AND PEPSI FOR ALL!!! CHEETOS AND PEPSI NOW!!!

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So comrade Blokhayev, you're saying that the Col. and I need to command our own well armed regiment if we want a 42" screen? Since we're already all that other stuff you mentioned.

I'm tellin' ya, no matter how high you climb the ranks of this Party, you're always still one step away from the good life.

(er, not that I'm complaining comrades)

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:So comrade Blokhayev, you're saying that the Col. and I need to command our own well armed regiment if we want a 42" screen? Since we're already all that other stuff you mentioned.

I'm tellin' ya, no matter how high you climb the ranks of this Party, you're always still one step away from the good life.

(er, not that I'm complaining comrades)

Save your bullet money Comrades, it will be needed for the struggle against the reichwing certain to come. I would advise visiting the truck you see out the window that is packed with 42" screens.

Get past the lock and one is yours for free!

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They make 42" screens? What?!! How did this happen? Looks like I've spent too much time in the gulag. What else is out there to be confiscated, I would like to know.

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Leninka wrote:They make 42" screens? What?!! How did this happen? Looks like I've spent too much time in the gulag. What else is out there to be confiscated, I would like to know.

I hear from reliable politburo sources that toasters are now deemed a luxury.

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Toasters and Mac 42" screens? See!! Our system is far superior to the capitalist system, far superior!


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When might I expect my 43" to be delivered from the BHussein Redistribution Center?

I'm so proud of our Redistribution Czar. He made it onto a local TV station....

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What resolution is the TV?

If it's only 720p, or not even HD at all, it's just a bigger picture, but no better quality than someone with a 2560x1600 30" monitor. I have a 62" 1080p TV, and the pixels are so huge that the picture doesn't look as good as it could.

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Premier Betty, how good to see your smiling face again. You've been the victim of the capitalist lie of conspicuous consumption. They give with one hand while they take with the other. Nothing in life is free with them. First they tell you that you must have a big screen TV. Only then do you discover at even the highest resolution available, the picture is fuzzy.

And it doesn't end there. Now, because you fell for their lies you must pay extra for a HD TV channels and you'll need a new, more expensive blue ray DVD player. And you'll need to rent blue ray videos. But not every video release is available in that format yet.

And how long before organic LED screens with resolutions above 1800p become the norm, rendering your expensive TV obsolete?

Now do you finally see the big picture comrade?
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we let ourselves be deceived.

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I only use it for video games so it's all good. Only problem is that most games have an output of 720p.

Doesn't matter. I still like it anyway.

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I HAVE NO SCREEN. I HAVE NO PANEL. I HAVE NO TV. I HAVE NO HDTV. I HAVE NO RESOLUTION.

Not to mention ya'll sound like capitalist pigs..........

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My $4000 computer and all it's accessories were all generous gifts from the people. They care about me that much.

That, and they didn't have a choice.

MANDATORY DONATIONS!!!

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Ahh Comrade Betty, it is good to see your smiling face again! Don't you love mandatory donations? I like to collect mine in a classy fashion, namely at bayonet point from an old model 91 Mosin Nagant, instead of the more modern AK-100's that some prefer these days. Sometimes it's all in how you do it.

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Ah! Comrade Betty!!! It is good to see you on The Party™ forums again, comrade!!!

My 42" HDTV is an LG model 42LG70. It has 120Mhz refresh rate and 1080p resolution. My Xbox 360 games look AWESOME on it!!! :D

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Oh.... I almost forgot....

CHEETOS AND PEPSI FOR ALL!!! CHEETOS AND PEPSI NOW!!!

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Great leader Rahm must have forgotten the poor gulag gal . . . but . . . I have vodka. Vodka and Cheetos forever! (as these Limberer Cheetos?)

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I HAVE NO SCREEN. I HAVE NO PANEL. I HAVE NO TV. I HAVE NO HDTV. I HAVE NO RESOLUTION.

Not to mention ya'll sound like capitalist pigs..........

Cripes, Girl.... If you think you have it bad....
I don't have any of that fancy stuff either. I send/ recieve TPC posts by the Morse code transmitter in my cousin Mose's dungeon. Oh, and don't get me started on the time he ran out of scratchpaper, and I was forced to carve the words into my forearm.

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That would be TRANSCEIVER! A transmitter only SENDS OUT signals. A RECEIVER receives them and a TRANSCEIVER can TRANSMIT AND RECEIVE signals! More Gulag Time(TM) for you girl!

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Premier Betty,
Excellent name and avatar! I love that movie!!

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Wow! And no Mac versus PC debate?
Wadah country!
Suddenly my 21" iMac doesn't seems as big as it did yesterday.
Where do they pass out the lawyers?

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:That would be TRANSCEIVER! A transmitter only SENDS OUT signals. A RECEIVER receives them and a TRANSCEIVER can TRANSMIT AND RECEIVE signals! More Gulag Time(TM) for you girl!

Sheeze. This is what get for substituting a cooler-sounding word for "machine". Bite me- at least I try.

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Navigator wrote:Wow! And no Mac versus PC debate?
Wadah country!
Suddenly my 21" iMac doesn't seems as big as it did yesterday.
Where do they pass out the lawyers?

Ok then, I was biting my tounge, but....

The only thing that sucks worse than a crash-happy pc is a snobby, pretentious Mac.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I HAVE NO SCREEN. I HAVE NO PANEL. I HAVE NO TV. I HAVE NO HDTV. I HAVE NO RESOLUTION.

Not to mention ya'll sound like capitalist pigs..........

Indeed they do Fraulein Pulloskies, the grunts and squeals haunt my daymares. But, YOU DO have a gloriously progressive smile, a hairdo Lenin would envy and a strong back that is useful for collective beet farming.

You NEED no screen, you NEED no panel, you NEED no TV (does the Cube not supply daily thought edicts?) you NEED no HDTV! Resolution is kinda sweet though.....

And now, I get jiggy in your general direction.


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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Ahh Comrade Betty, it is good to see your smiling face again! Don't you love mandatory donations? I like to collect mine in a classy fashion, namely at bayonet point from an old model 91 Mosin Nagant, instead of the more modern AK-100's that some prefer these days. Sometimes it's all in how you do it.

Mine are collected by flying monkeys. The ones that Hillary lost a use for after she... um... "conceded" the election.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Ah! Comrade Betty!!! It is good to see you on The Party™ forums again, comrade!!!

My 42" HDTV is an LG model 42LG70. It has 120Mhz refresh rate and 1080p resolution. My Xbox 360 games look AWESOME on it!!! :D

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Niiiiicceeee.

I am truly jealous. And you know what that means in The Party's language.

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Premier Betty,
Excellent name and avatar! I love that movie!!

Thank you! It's one of my favorite moves as well.

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Czar Czar wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I HAVE NO SCREEN. I HAVE NO PANEL. I HAVE NO TV. I HAVE NO HDTV. I HAVE NO RESOLUTION.

Not to mention ya'll sound like capitalist pigs..........

Cripes, Girl.... If you think you have it bad....
I don't have any of that fancy stuff either. I send/ recieve TPC posts by the Morse code transmitter in my cousin Mose's dungeon. Oh, and don't get me started on the time he ran out of scratchpaper, and I was forced to carve the words into my forearm.

Ah yes, I've heard of such Morris Codes . . . not allowed discouraged in the gulag. We can use smoke signals (which is much harder when one has had a night... or day... of vodka celebratories) but even then, the smoke stacks from the crematory eliminator beat factory makes that almost impossible. We usually stick to small, government approved writing utensils.

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Czar Czar wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:That would be TRANSCEIVER! A transmitter only SENDS OUT signals. A RECEIVER receives them and a TRANSCEIVER can TRANSMIT AND RECEIVE signals! More Gulag Time(TM) for you girl!

Sheeze. This is what get for substituting a cooler-sounding word for "machine". Bite me- at least I try.

Ack! Is all humor here. Humor and insane denouncements. Like "I denounce you for being technically correct and hurting my creative self esteem, bite me Colonel!" :p

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I DENOUNCE YOUR DENOUNCEMENT. We in the Collective do not consider "selfish esteems"!

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Czar Czar wrote:
Navigator wrote:Wow! And no Mac versus PC debate?
Wadah country!
Suddenly my 21" iMac doesn't seems as big as it did yesterday.
Where do they pass out the lawyers?

Ok then, I was biting my tounge, but....

The only thing that sucks worse than a crash-happy pc is a snobby, pretentious Mac.

Is this my first denouncement?
Signed,
Snobby P. Mac

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:
Czar Czar wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:That would be TRANSCEIVER! A transmitter only SENDS OUT signals. A RECEIVER receives them and a TRANSCEIVER can TRANSMIT AND RECEIVE signals! More Gulag Time(TM) for you girl!

Sheeze. This is what get for substituting a cooler-sounding word for "machine". Bite me- at least I try.

Ack! Is all humor here. Humor and insane denouncements. Like "I denounce you for being technically correct and hurting my creative self esteem, bite me Colonel!" :p


I think I make a damn fine Prog, Eh?

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Premier Betty wrote:What resolution is the TV?

If it's only 720p, or not even HD at all, it's just a bigger picture, but no better quality than someone with a 2560x1600 30" monitor. I have a 62" 1080p TV, and the pixels are so huge that the picture doesn't look as good as it could.
Holy crap! Premier Betty? It's been a while since you've been here, and it shows.

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Czar Czar wrote:

I think I make a damn fine Prog, Eh?


Damn straight. Being a prog means never having to say you're sorry. Or get a job. Or take care of yourself. That is why we are all progs. Because we are entitled damnit! Meanwhile I feel entitled to go back to sleep instead of going to work.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:
Czar Czar wrote:

I think I make a damn fine Prog, Eh?


Damn straight. Being a prog means never having to say you're sorry. Or get a job. Or take care of yourself. That is why we are all progs. Because we are entitled damnit! Meanwhile I feel entitled to go back to sleep instead of going to work.

Being a prog also means means no playa hatin'!


CHEETOS AND PEPSI FOR ALL!!! CHEETOS AND PEPSI NOW!!!

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:
Czar Czar wrote:

I think I make a damn fine Prog, Eh?


Damn straight. Being a prog means never having to say you're sorry. Or get a job. Or take care of yourself. That is why we are all progs. Because we are entitled damnit! Meanwhile I feel entitled to go back to sleep instead of going to work.

COL 7.62, I must not be a true prog then. I labor my days away at the Peoples Pork Collective and dream of sleep, comfort, Jenna Haze and tequila flavored cotton candy.

Thank you so much for bringing to my feeble finger counter a moment of clarity....

(whispers) I think I'm a serf.....

Please, someone tell me how to achieve Progdom!

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