NOT AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST ATTACK, MOVE ALONG COMRADES......

Comrades, I was shocked, just SHOCKED! to hear that many of us jumped to an un-approved conclusion about the recent "minor incident" that took place in Deutschland. Sure, a few soldiers were murdered, but the real crime was everyone just assuming that this "minor incident" was perpetrated by an islamic terrorist. I was sick to my stomach with the swiftness in which so many pundits (mainly on FAUX News) just guessed that a wonderful islamic comrade must have done it. My hope would be that all of us will correctly ignore all evidence that points to the fact that the perp was an islamic terrorist who suffered from sudden jihad syndrome. Please, ignore his own words....

'That is part of this beautiful religion. One is allowed to fight the unbelievers when attacked.'

AND....

'Germans are afraid of Islam and its spread and would rather we believe in Santa Claus,'

These statements were simply "taken out of context" and should be dismissed as such. Also, disregard the minor detail about the shooter screaming "Allahu Akbar" right before firing his weapon. Surely the bystanders ears must have incorrectly heard what he actually said. Thanks for understanding what the real truth is comrades.

I am pleased to report as well, Comrade F.A.R.C., that our Misloomic friends have now made plans to dismantle the Statue of "Liberty" - and, until it can be done safely, to cover the idolatrous and evil work with a burkha. The Shariah4America website correctly states that "The Statue of Liberty, designed by Frederic Bartholdi, stands on Liberty Island in New York Harbor; representing Libertas, the Roman (false) goddess of Freedom, it is symbolic of the rebellious nature of the US constitution that elevates the command of man over the command of God."


Comrades, please do all within your powers to support our Misloomic brethren in this, their ongoing fight to bring TRUE freedom to the USSA.

Comrade F.A.R.C.-EP is correct. The many wonders of Islam are difficult to grasp. Best to just smile and move on while knowing that "Allah Knows Best".

That's glorious news Comrade ROCK. It's about time something was done about that hideous icon of American Imperialist Depravity. Hmmmmm, OK:

A burkha wearing statue of "liberty"??? WOW; now that's a GREAT idea! It would show just how culturally sensitive the USSA is to fanatical islam, really fantastic news! As to Grigori, your suggestion that we all just "smile and move on" in regards to the wonders of is-lame was probably the soundest and most well researched advice on the subject I've ever read.

As annoying as the deaths of these capitalistic soldiers may have been [to the bourgeoisie], the REAL tragedy would be if Diversity ™ suffered as a result. The evil war mongers should be denounced even if dead!!! How dare they be around a reasonable religious zealot when he did not want them to be. We really need to train these troops to be more sensitive to those of the faith of Mohammed.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I am pleased to report as well, Comrade F.A.R.C., that our Misloomic friends have now made plans to dismantle the Statue of "Liberty" - and, until it can be done safely, to cover the idolatrous and evil work with a burkha.

What? Dismantle? Why dismantle it when it could be bombed, like those idolatrous Buddhas On The Rocks in Afghanistan? Remember?

But on second thought, the burkha option is much moor(e)... how to say it... humiliating for all those who believe in false gods as Libertas.

Buddha on the Rocks....is that a cocktail?

Mmmm... it all ended up more like a milk-and-clay shake. With a little touch of gunpowder.

In fact, the clayshake was done just 10 years and 9 days before:
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... March_2001

By the way, it all was ordered by Moolah Omar... and "mula" means "donkey" in spanish.

Hail Our Most Glorious Leader and kick the idolaters' nuts.