A great Russian supposedly one said "Give me your four year olds, and in a generation I will build a socialist state." Very fine words indeed. I don't know if it's true or not, that doesn't matter. It's a good idea.

While I was on my European vacation, stopping here and there to talk to a few hundred thousand people or so, I came across some more very fine words attributed to a once great leader who's name escapes me for the moment. This leader once said "When an opponent declares, 'I will not come over to your side,' I say calmly, 'Your child belongs to us already...What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing but this new community'."

Being the penultimate community organizer, I was instantly filled with Hope because I too believe that it's never too early for our kids to be correctly and politically motivated and to build this "new community" that this leader was talking about.

Thank goodness I had already seen that light.

If we want to Change™ America, we must begin with changing diapers and changing the way children are brought into the political process.

For the first time in campaign history, children ages 12 and under, have a place to go and actually vote—through their voice and I believe I have found the person to make this happen... Meet Brandon Neal

Tip of the Ushanka to Commissarka Pinkie

Wow! Obama has the German vote and the child vote all sewed up!

The Sun wrote:Dear Editor: I am eight years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Barack Obama. Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.' Please tell me the truth; is there a Barack Obama?

VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET

Editor, The Sun:

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge: Barack Obama.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Barack Obama. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Obama. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

We don't need any stinking children. We just need to import Obama's entire family from the Motherland and teach them how to vote. Then we will win in a landslide!

Ohh yeah and we need new voting machines for this plan to work. The current ones are too complicated.

Not to worry, all they have to do is digitally register their speech frequency with The Party™ and they can voice vote twice.
It's easier than butterfly ballots.

Bahhha-rock loves the little Children™
All the Children™ of the world
Be they yellow, black or white
They are voters with their rights
Barack loves the little Children™ of the world.

Well, I'll be a jiggered! You mean there really is a Camp Obama?

It only goes to show, Comrades--you really can't make this stuff up.

Is sending your child to Camp Obama a form of child abuse, or a holy sacrament?

You mean there really is a Camp Obama?

Yes Pinkie there is...only it's not outdoors in a tony suburban neighborhood, like the nice video leads you to believe.
It's usually in a grungy unoccupied downtown office space with folding chairs and tables loaded with fine coloring books of correct political thought... a sort of day care that one day Obama will have for all the Children™ so single crack mommy can go sleep the rest of the morning off after last night's session with Mr. Chore Boy and the glass stem.

They also have Camp Obama for the young and old.
Would you like like to go to camp?

Is it a re-education camp or a camp like you see in movies?