Hello fellow comrades,

Thank you for making me an Apparatchic. I have been a closet aspiring revolutionary for many years, but did not have much to contribute to the cause. Here is a video made for the purpose of indoctrination and re-education purposes. I also have another one to share with you about our new Maximum Leader's new legislation, but in honor to him, I will not post it until after the sacred signing ceremony in Denver takes place. Hint: I just know he will soon be buying me a Mercedes, a color TV, and a night on the town!

Comrade Leninka

What the hell is this shit?! I knew we were extending the franchise to EVERYTHING, but I didn't know we included puppets.... As long as each can cast no fewer than 37 votes in 2012, I'm all for it!! But can they wield shovels?

We must IMMEDIATELY nationalize this Susana Lohse thing and chain it to a radiator in the basement give it a bailout so it can continue to work in Children's Education.

After all Comrades- IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN™

-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products

They can wield shovels Obamissar Vodkavich, but are they shovel ready? Of course they are! They can immediately start digging!

And, speaking of Congresswoman's Pelosi-I mean Fishycrat-they are also ready to participate in her children's re-education program with new red uniforms provided (free) and are trained to demonstrate how to wrap a candy wrapper around a banana (for the children).

I for one love puppets, Comrade Leninka, and salute your Hamas-like efforts in making totalitarianism fashionable to the young impressionable masses.

Thank you, Chairman M.S. Punchenko. I am humbled by your attention, and will do my best to re-educate the future workers.

Where's Festus?

Laika, what we've got here, is a failure to communicate. By Festus, did you mean (StrotherMarxovic) or, Comrade Prairiescumvenki, as he is also known? If so, he is alive and well in Texiberia living with a Big Red Bear. Where did you get such a cute nose?

Leninka wrote:Thank you, Chairman M.S. Punchenko. I am humbled by your attention, and will do my best to re-educate the future workers.

Everyone should be humbled by my attention. I am a very, very important person with many, many important friends who are very rich and very powerful and who absolutely adore me and would do anything -- anything! -- to ensure my happiness.

Once again: I am a very, very important person and everything I say and do is also very, very important.

Forgive me Chairman, but is this Miss Kitty trying to tell the masses that our benevolent system of government can be equated with the former capitalist exploitation of the differently colored in the south? I was personally stunned watching this video though I am a big fan of puppet video. I do believe we all enjoy puppets here, especially those on a string.

BTW, I was most distressed to seethe Chairman's recent incident when he was not allowed to get on his flight back home collecting some campaign contributions when some undeclared Hummels were discovered in his bag. Didn't they understand you were a Kennedy and had time restrictions?

Chairman Meow hindered on return flight with campaign contributions!

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Forgive me Chairman, but is this Miss Kitty trying to tell the masses that our benevolent system of government can be equated with the former capitalist exploitation of the differently colored in the south? I was personally stunned watching this video though I am a big fan of puppet video. I do believe we all enjoy puppets here, especially those on a string.

BTW, I was most distressed to seethe Chairman's recent incident when he was not allowed to get on his flight back home collecting some campaign contributions when some undeclared Hummels were discovered in his bag. Didn't they understand you were a Kennedy and had time restrictions?

Chairman Meow hindered on return flight with campaign contributions!

This person sounds just like the demise of Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. (Skip to the last 30 seconds to get to the dip scene.)

Actually that reminded me more of the Empress as she fell to the Obama.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Actually that reminded me more of the Empress as she fell to the Obama.

That is why you canines fail to recognize how little your sycophantic relationships with your MASTERS get you. Yeah, you curs whine when you lose and don't get your way. No big picture thinking. No future, no past, only now! (Hey, his O'lyness still has some cabinet positions unfilled, interested?)

The MTE did not scream out when she lost, she simply began plotting her next move. Don't be surpirsed when some "terrorist" attack hits DC and wipes out the government, ala Executive Order by Clancy and the MTE just happens to be out of town with her old Chinese friends. After all, if Bushitler and the Carlyle/Chaney gang can do it, she can. Even if it's just to prove she can.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Chairman Meow hindered on return flight with campaign contributions!

That, dear Marshal, is an example of a MHBO. You see, in front of the counter was a poster of Bushitler...or rather, Bushido, since the masses there equate the large-eared enemy with the oppressive warlords that trod them underfoot in Medieval Japan.

BDS takes a long time to recover from, comrades!

Now back to the topic at hand...

Forgive me Chairman, but is this Miss Kitty trying to tell the massesthat our benevolent system of government can be equated with the formercapitalist exploitation of the differently colored in the south? I waspersonally stunned watching this video though I am a big fan of puppetvideo. I do believe we all enjoy puppets here, especially those on astring.

You sound as if you have a problem with this...all peasants are equally treadable! Whether they be the filthy sons of Cossacks, Coca-leaf pickers in South America, or cotton field hands in the Old South. They only change masters...but we bring improvement and enlightenment!

Reiuxcat wrote:That is why you canines fail to recognize how little your sycophantic relationships with your MASTERS get you. Yeah, you curs whine when you lose and don't get your way. No big picture thinking. No future, no past, only now!

Comrade, I simply refuse to get into any specism here.....We can duke that out in the established ring, I simply refuse to be riled into arguing with a cat beast.... as if a cat beast could reason.....

As a matter of fact, I will extend the Paw of Peace and we can sit down and have dinner together...
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I DENOUNCE CAT/DOG FIGHTS! THIS NON-PROGRESSIVE TALK MUST CEASE!! WHETHER MAN, WOMYN, CUISINART, OR ANIMAL, ALL ARE EQUAL BEFORE THE PARTY!!

Except of course for the Marshall, who is more equal than others...

-OV

DDR Kamerad wrote:

Forgive me Chairman, but is this Miss Kitty trying to tell the massesthat our benevolent system of government can be equated with the formercapitalist exploitation of the differently colored in the south? I waspersonally stunned watching this video though I am a big fan of puppetvideo. I do believe we all enjoy puppets here, especially those on astring.

You sound as if you have a problem with this...all peasants are equally treadable! Whether they be the filthy sons of Cossacks, Coca-leaf pickers in South America, or cotton field hands in the Old South. They only change masters...but we bring improvement and enlightenment!

But Comrade, that is the whole point! Forgive me, but I watched this video once again, and again, all I see it a cat insulting our glorious system by trying to compare our Compassionate Concern with slavery! Now I can understand the Chairman missing this ThoughtCrime™ being captivated by puppets and under the influence of Lenin knows what else. but we must be vigilant against this sort of sinister attack. I will tell you something else, clearly that is indeed a cat puppet, for as we all know, there is not a more socialist creature in all the world than your basic cat beast. They more than any other species, rely on the work of others for their survival, and expect others to serve them. I would not be at all surprised to discover there was a working dog behind this video. Not all canines have seen the progressive light such as I comrade. It is still a deep instinct in the canine to work, for his keep, to serve others with no ulterior motive in mind etc. It was a hard thing for me to overcome. But it is a natural for the cat.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote:That is why you canines fail to recognize how little your sycophantic relationships with your MASTERS get you. Yeah, you curs whine when you lose and don't get your way. No big picture thinking. No future, no past, only now!

Comrade, I simply refuse to get into any specism here.....We can duke that out in the established ring, I simply refuse to be riled into arguing with a cat beast.... as if a cat beast could reason.....

As a matter of fact, I will extend the Paw of Peace and we can sit down and have dinner together...
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Excellent! Well played Marshall!

Laika, what we've got here, is a failure to communicate.

Nope!

Laika the Space Dog wrote:

Laika, what we've got here, is a failure to communicate.

Nope!

My apologies to you Laika, for the misunderstanding. I should have never questioned the knowledge and meaning of a canine comrade who has been circling above the rest of us since (even before) the days of Festus (the Barney Fife of Gunsmoke, the Sancho Panza of Don Quixote).

I thought you were referring to Comrade Gatorcrat in the above video (who looks curiously more like a crocodile than an alligator). Comrade Gatorcrat has a penchant for the voice of Strother Martin.

Reiuxcat wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Forgive me Chairman, but is this Miss Kitty trying to tell the masses that our benevolent system of government can be equated with the former capitalist exploitation of the differently colored in the south? I was personally stunned watching this video though I am a big fan of puppet video. I do believe we all enjoy puppets here, especially those on a string.

Marshal Pupovich, I too was stunned by these words, especially coming from a feline. However, as a dedicated follower of our system, if it is even a little like the days of the capitalist plantation overlords, so be it. I would take toiling on a collective--and gladly turn all of the fruits of my labor over to our current master--The One--so that he may decide my needs for me. That way, I can sing happy tunes--like--"jump down, turn around, pick a bail of cotton, jump down, turn around, pick a bail a day, Obama, pick a bail a cotton, Obama, pick a bail a day--any day-- in order to have free medical care, and a small pension at the end of my years.

Leninka wrote: Marshal Pupovich, I too was stunned by these words, especially coming from a feline. However, as a dedicated follower of our system, if it is even a little like the days of the capitalist plantation overlords, so be it. I would take toiling on a collective--and gladly turn all of the fruits of my labor over to our current master--The One--so that he may decide my needs for me. That way, I can sing happy tunes--like--"jump down, turn around, pick a bail of cotton, jump down, turn around, pick a bail a day, Obama, pick a bail a cotton, Obama, pick a bail a day--any day-- in order to have free medical care, and a small pension at the end of my years.

True enough Comrade Leininka, however, while there may be some outward similarity in outward appearance, in our glorious Socialist Society those working the collectives can not see themselves as being manipulated or forced in any manner, rather they are gladly working For the Common Good™ because they care more than others. We must also be careful, for we must not forget that while the O is leader supreme, in the end, it is the Party we serve.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:True enough Comrade Leininka, however, while there may be some outward similarity in outward appearance, in our glorious Socialist Society those working the collectives can not see themselves as being manipulated or forced in any manner, rather they are gladly working For the Common Good™ because they care more than others. We must also be careful, for we must not forget that while the O is leader supreme, in the end, it is the Party we serve.

Excellent correction, Marshal Pupovich. I will take immediate corrective action to my thought processes. As you can see, my indoctrination is still a work in progress.

It is the Party to whom I must be loyal. Without the support of the blood supply Party, our leader, the great tumor O, as you call him, would not be our leader.