Comrades,

It has been a difficult up-hill battle the last 23 days for us and especially for our leader and President-In-Training Obama.

There have been many obstacles placed in our path. Our fallen comrades line the halls of Capitol Hill: Tom Dasshole Daschle, Bill Richardson, Nancy Killefer, and Hilda Solis just to name a few. There have also been traitors like Judd Gregg who suddenly left Dear Leader in a terrible bind.

However, we have prevailed and won the passage of the Great Stimulus Package!

So let us take a few moments and reflect with song using that timeless and endlessly progressive piece of music Imagine by John Lennon. If you are having doubts about "The Cause" repeat the 3rd stanza several times......


(1) Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

(2) Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

(Chorus) You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

(3) Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

(Chorus) You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Proletarian Robot wrote:Imagine there's no countries

Did he just dare to imagine a world without the glorious USSR?

Comrade Joe Wrote:

[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Did he just dare to imagine a world without the glorious USSR?
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No Joe,

I am pretty sure that he imagines the whole world becoming the USSR......

Proletarian Robot wrote:Comrade Joe Wrote:

[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Did he just dare to imagine a world without the glorious USSR?
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No Joe,

I am pretty sure that he imagines the whole world becoming the USSR......

There were possessions in the USSR. They all belonged to the collective, and were distributed by the Party.

Imagine there's Obama
Controlling tons of cash
Pelosi wiping her ass with it
And wasting it on trash
Imagine the whole country
Going fucking broke...

You could say they're all dreamers
And the "stimulus" will not work
I don't think they give a shit
Long as they all get their perks.

Attention newly arrived comrades:

Read the People's Archives on this subject:

The Gospel of John & Yoko: The Origins of Mad Morality
<br>Yoko Ono and His Wife John Lennon: Feminine Revolution


The above image illustrates the principle that "any possession that is more than what you need belongs to someone who needs it." Thus John's dick and balls got appropriated by Yoko because she needed them more than he did.

That is one of the more disturbing images I have seen in my entire life, and I've been to Nuevo Laredo!

And I Haulover Beach...yechhhhh.

My first encounter with Progressive Bush would have had even Yoko screaming for the use of Napalm...

-OV