Name The Che Monster!



Comrades, my Che monster needs a name. It is the perfect evil progressive pet. It kills Trotsky and Kulak monsters, liquidates Enemies of The State(TM), and makes t-shirts with progressive slogans. Plus it's soft and furry, and makes happy noises when you scratch it's ears. What more can you demand from a pet? It's better than a dog, and equal to a cat, but cheaper to feed. (Yes, yes, yes Pupovich, I know you denounce me for that)
Right now I call in Comandante and shorten it to "commie".

Anonymous







Comrade Theocritus, I'll try to find you a Che Monster to deal with your infestation.



You haven't shown us a picture of Cheito with its mouth open.
And thank you, thank you for the offer of the Che monster for the Rancho. You don't know what it's like to have an infestation of Nano Jimmy Carter rabbits. Bruno screamed, "Theocritus! Look at that! Get the RID!"
"Bruno, don't be silly. Look at the teeth. They're Nano Jimmy Carter rabbits. They only attack if you seem helpless. Now man up!"


Even my little Che Monster has ran screaming into a corner. It is sitting there whimpering. Nothing I can do will induce it to come out.
Also I found a strange clutch of eggs this morning. I think some sort of monster laid them, but I do not know if they are Kulak Monster eggs, or Che Monster Eggs. I don't think they are Trotsky Monster eggs. No cookie crumbs in the nest. If they hatch into Che Monsters, I will send them to you post haste Comrade Commissar. Or would you like the eggs unhatched for scientific study? It may be that even a Kulak Monster will eat a Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbit.




But do not ever feed them past midnight.




