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Nation Instinctively Forms Breadline

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Nation Instinctively Forms Breadline


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NEW YORK—Drawn by a strange force they could neither resist nor describe, millions of Americans reportedly dropped what they were doing Tuesday and, acting as if by instinct alone, gathered into one massive nationwide breadline.

According to witnesses, citizens across the country exited their homes in near unison, leaving behind growing stacks of bills, empty kitchen cupboards, and what was once a life of comfort to form the spontaneous, 2,000-mile-long queue.

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Are you sure this isn't a line for a Brittany Spears concert?

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It's rethuglicans lining up to emmigrate to the Czech Republic.

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Why the Czech Republic? I'd assume they'd flee to Australia or Israel.

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Australia is more left like Britian and Israel will soon be radioactive Palestine. The president of the Czech Republic called Comrade Gore a flake and Climate Change a scheme to grab power and Global Warming fake. It's a magnet for rethuglicans, in the old days they would have gone to Argentina like their friends the Nazis. Now Argentina is workers paradise and soon all of South/Central America.

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Bread lines in Obama's America!? IMPOSSIBLE! Our economy is booming, Comrade Strangelove! BOOMING! I denounce you for talking down the Obama Economic Miracle.

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Exactly, Chairman! The Obamessiah's economy is BOOMING! I most certainly agree. That is why there are breadlines as far as the eye can see. It is indeed a miracle. It is the Miracle of the Loaves. He is able to feed us all with only a few scraps pieces of bread. Praise be to the O'ly Name of the Obamessiah. He is merciful and succors The People(TM) with endless lines for manna emanating from his O'ly of O'liness!

(Chairman, your usual bribe allowance is in the usual place.)


Praise Lenin,

There is so much prosperity in the land, the proles have quit their jobs with their KKKapitalist slavemaster's and turned to the Benevolent State for their needs. Now they will show the world the rewards of belonging to a truly Progressive nation with our Messiah at the helm.

Blessed be the Messiah!! May He pay your mortgages and give you Universal Health Care!!

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Red Jim wrote:Australia is more left like Britian and Israel will soon be radioactive Palestine. The president of the Czech Republic called Comrade Gore a flake and Climate Change a scheme to grab power and Global Warming fake. It's a magnet for rethuglicans, in the old days they would have gone to Argentina like their friends the Nazis. Now Argentina is workers paradise and soon all of South/Central America.
Huh, well this is news to me. Thanks for the information Comrade.

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Border Collie Patrol wrote:It reminds me of my local DMV.
Ha!

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Meow, of the course the economy of his O'liness is perfect. Even though not a single penny of the stimulus porculus bill has been spent, and that most of it won't be spent for years. But it's the thought that counts.

You see, what we do doesn't matter. It's what we meant that's important.

I recall in 1992 at the election of Our Many Titted Empress and her husband, er, Bill something. You know, the one with the bent pecker. The little bent pecker. Some of his shock troops informed us that the nation was already better just because of his election, and that they didn't have to wait for actually taking office.

In this way we know that just thinking of the stimulus bill will work.

Also should we find it necessary to blackmail someone, or rob someone, or disappear someone, all will be well as long as we cock our heads to the side, and cluck our tongues in sympathy when we hand over the threatening note, steal the bank account, or drop the person into wet concrete for an embankment.

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I feel a tingle in my leg, and a glorious stirring in my nether regions. Clearly the MERE EXISTENCE of Obama is enough to feed us all!

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Border Collie Patrol wrote:It reminds me of my local DMV.

What a lovely avitar you have there comrade! I can see we shall get along nicely....provided of course you grovel as appropriate around an Inner Circle more equal and not late or short on your contributions.

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If I may, contribute my little bit to the People's Hit Parade.

(to the tune of Low Spark of High Heeled Boys)

If you see something that looks like a dime
And it's spinning out on the ground
And your head is spinning from Obama's speech
And you just can't escape from the sound
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, believing neocon lies

And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low blow of wealth redistribution

The percentage they were paying was too low priced
While they were living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made stamping on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest
Was the low blow of wealth redistribution

Now you if we gave you just a minute to breathe
And we granted you one final wish
Would you ask for something like another chance
Or something similar as this
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
As sure as your bailout simulated joy

And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound
Of the low blow of wealth redistribution

If they gave you everything they owned
And asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for them as I do to you
Or take me for a ride
And strip me of everything, including my bribe
But taped conversations no one destroys

And the sound that I'm hearing is only the sound
Of the low blow of wealth redistribution

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
What a lovely avitar you have there comrade! I can see we shall get along nicely....provided of course you grovel as appropriate around an Inner Circle more equal and not late or short on your contributions.

Gasp!!

Thanks much for praise & acknowledgment, oh Great One from Inner Circle!! I am most honored & privileged to be anywhere near your presence!

I roll over in doggy submission and relinquish to you my month's supply of Beggin' Strips & capitalist pig ears.

Please allow me to offer more kissing up praise of my own, I find your ditty set to favorite musical ensemble of mine, most catchy!

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Just be careful when sniffing his butt Comrade Border Collie.

(Yes, I know I'm going to get bitten by Marshal Pupovich for this).

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If you do sniff butts, make sure that you do it on the floor of the Senate, where it will completely unremarkable.

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Border Collie Patrol wrote:Thanks much for praise & acknowledgment, oh Great One from Inner Circle!! I am most honored & privileged to be anywhere near your presence!

I roll over in doggy submission and relinquish to you my month's supply of Beggin' Strips & capitalist pig ears.

Please allow me to offer more kissing up praise of my own, I find your ditty set to favorite musical ensemble of mine, most catchy!

Comrade Border Collie, the spirit of collectivism is strong in you. The proper amount of groveling, a tasteful, yet not over the top contribution, capped off with just the proper sycophantic comment on my song. I can see a power pack of communal canine capers in our future.

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:Just be careful when sniffing his butt Comrade Border Collie.

(Yes, I know I'm going to get bitten by Marshal Pupovich for this).

Now why would I be upset about a perfectly natural behavior such as this comrade? Are you one of those who are upset by natural behaviors Comrade? Do you wish to be one of those divisive sorts? The sort that has but a short time left under the new regime?

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Nooooooooooooooooo. I was thinking you were going to take offense to my joke and bare your teeth at me, that's all.

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No Commissar Elliot... something much worse than a baring of teeth.... for I am....

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on you!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I must hide somewhere!

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You can run but you can't hide from the Party's eyes comrade.

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Talk about a conflict of interests, here I am, a high ranking member of The Party, and now I'm running like the French.

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Yet another important lesson about Communism. Even Party members will find themselves up against the wall at some point, like that picture of The Commissar of Water Travel. I just hope I get a cigarette when it's my turn.

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Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:Yet another important lesson about Communism. Even Party members will find themselves up against the wall at some point, like that picture of The Commissar of Water Travel. I just hope I get a cigarette when it's my turn.

No, Comrade. Those things will kill you.

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Dr. Strangelove wrote:
Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:Yet another important lesson about Communism. Even Party members will find themselves up against the wall at some point, like that picture of The Commissar of Water Travel. I just hope I get a cigarette when it's my turn.

No, Comrade. Those things will kill you.

LOL! Comrade Dr, you slay me with your jest! Er... I do mean this in an imaginary sense dah? But what a lovely image....comrade up against the wall to face PeopleJustice™, with a bullet paid for by his family, and the Commissar of Health and Justice coming out and removing cigarette from the condemned criminal's mouth as a health hazard!

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Second-hand smoke is hazardous to firing squads, comrades...

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Perhaps we can allow some medical marijuana instead in order to dull the pain. Unlike filthy tobacco, cannabis is all natural. (You and I might know that tobacco is also an herb like cannabis, but don't tell the proles that.)

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It it expands your mind, is organic, and supports proles in places like the PPC of Portland Oregon. Legalize it! It's Progressive!!!!

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Comrade Border Collie, the spirit of collectivism is strong in you. The proper amount of groveling, a tasteful, yet not over the top contribution, capped off with just the proper sycophantic comment on my song. I can see a power pack of communal canine capers in our future.

Many thanks again, Superior Marshal!!!

I am truly heartened & motivated by thought of future doggy endeavors for the Greater Good. It became apparent to me at an early age, that all would be assimilated and resisting it was futile.

So why not make the best of it, and embrace the collective?

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Forgive me, Comrades!

I meant to place image of Superior Collective!!!

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:Just be careful when sniffing his butt Comrade Border Collie.

(Yes, I know I'm going to get bitten by Marshal Pupovich for this).

I appreciate very much your advice, Commissar Elliott.

However, I do believe it may also provide an additional opportunity for further brown nosing.



 
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