New tool to brainwa... er... help deniers



Comrades, the news just keeps getting better and better! I think that next Tuesday must be just around the corner!
In today's news is an exciting discovery that may help us to cure Deniers of their disease, instead of having to kill them. It would be so much better to return them to society as fully functioning
Beliefs changed by beaming magnetic waves into brain
A bizarre experiment claims to be able to make Christians no longer believe in God and make Britons open their arms to migrants in experiments some may find a threat to their values.
I am putting in an immediate request to the State Science Institute for the funds to purchase two of these units for Room 101. This may be the breakthrough we've been looking for, because there are getting to be so many






Some of you older Cubers™ will recall that Red Square™ experimented with this technique in the early 2000s.
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The results were less than optimal... but we did get a brand new Ivan!
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Red's hair was bright red... remember?!
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Your enthusiasm for this machine is commendable. Getting two machines allows us to use one, and reverse engineer the other. We can then sell the new machines at a lower price and skirt any copy laws. Just an idea!




Mikhail Lysenkomann
A bizarre experiment claims to be able to make Christians no longer believe in God and make Britons open their arms to migrants in experiments some may find a threat to their values.It is indicative that no one is even mentioning the possibility of making Muslims no longer believe in Allah and reducing the propensity for murderous Jihad. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with the "migrants" - it's the Europeans who need to be "modified" with the new magnetic waves spell.
That is now a default setting, comrades! And the enchantment was done without any magnetic waves. The enchanted kingdom is now ours for the taking! And then we'll figure our what to do with the "migrants."


Red Square
Mikhail Lysenkomann
A bizarre experiment claims to be able to make Christians no longer believe in God and make Britons open their arms to migrants in experiments some may find a threat to their values.It is indicative that no one is even mentioning the possibility of making Muslims no longer believe in Allah and reducing the propensity for murderous Jihad. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with the "migrants" - it's the Europeans who need to be "modified" with the new magnetic waves spell.
That is now a default setting, comrades! And the enchantment was done without any magnetic waves. The enchanted kingdom is now ours for the taking! And then we'll figure our what to do with the "migrants."
I hear the Iranians are already working on a version of the device that turns weak-minded westerners into radical Muslims. Does anyone know how soon Secretary Kerry will negotiate our surrender, under the guise of the Iran Magnetic Muslim Mind-Warp Proliferation Deal?


Red Square
Mikhail Lysenkomann
A bizarre experiment claims to be able to make Christians no longer believe in God and make Britons open their arms to migrants in experiments some may find a threat to their values.It is indicative that no one is even mentioning the possibility of making Muslims no longer believe in Allah and reducing the propensity for murderous Jihad. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with the "migrants" - it's the Europeans who need to be "modified" with the new magnetic waves spell.
That is now a default setting, comrades! And the enchantment was done without any magnetic waves. The enchanted kingdom is now ours for the taking! And then we'll figure our what to do with the "migrants."
Now, you're scaring me, Comrade Red. You're reading my mind!
Most equal point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm about to start reading a book I found on Gates of Vienna called Catastrophic Failure: Blindfolding America in the Face of Jihad
It's almost 800 pages long and is written by Stephen Coughlin
A commenter said:
In October, 2011, John Brennan, Deputy National Security Advisor for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism and currently the head of the CIA, wrote a letter on White House stationary directing US security agencies such as the FBI, CIA, military intelligence, and homeland security, to immediately stop any classes or training material on terrorism which mentioned Islam. Award-winning instructors such as Stephen Coughlin, who was constantly in demand for his knowledgeable and thorough preparations, were completely shut off from training security and intelligence personnel in the canonical, theological, and historical basis for those observant Muslims who are responsible for a majority of terrorism today. Not only were experts such as Coughlin barred from any further instruction, but trainees who had taken classes from them were given "re-education" classes, whatever that meant.
Coughlin has now taken all of his material, notes, references, slides, explanations, and conclusions, edited them extensively for organization and coherence, and has put them into a book.
Can't wait to read it.







Someone sent me this x-ray of Ivan the Stakhanovets' cranium...
I think he was thinking!
He must have been a college professor at one time...
look how pointy his head is!
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is that all I think about?


I can't believe Ivan the Stakhanovets
Me, me, me...is that all I think about?
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Well... yes!
(I'll bet Ivan stares at this for at least five minutes!)
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Just got back from the wedding of my sister-in-law. A wonderful, fun-filled affair! Truly heartwarming. During an after-party conversation at her friend’s house, we were laughing at all the nicknames friends had given each other through the years. Many deep guffaws ensued.
Somehow, the subject of “dicks” came up. It was at that point that I seized the opportunity to let them know that a friend of mine (that would be you) designed a new line of men’s underpants that had printed on the front “Too Big to Fail.”
Many guffaws ensued. But, these guffaws were different, Comrade Putout, and all exactly the same. There was a sarcasm present in these new guffaws. I thought that was interesting and thought you might think so, too.
Thanks for that post! I intend to use it again but will always give you credit. It’s good to have friends in the right places. : • )




Pamalinsky proudly
Hey, Comrade Putout, Just got back from the wedding of my sister-in-law. Somehow, the subject of “dicks” came up.So you ladies were talking about Ivan... why?
Ivan the Stakhanovets had to chime in and
Indeed, Pamski, if something is too big to fail, Putout has her fingerprints all over it!.
This image was created before Ivan's name change.
I've recycled it for your viewing pleasure...
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Actually, Comradette, it wasn't just ladies that guffawed, it was guys too, and a couple of same sex er...uh...couples!





Ivan the Stakhanovets
Indeed, Pamski, if something is too big to fail, Putout has her fingerprints all over it!
Have Abby confirm that down in the lab by doing a DNA test.