Because he's never been challenged--attractive, an accredited victim--does he have ability to stand up to that?

The answer to that is a resounding NO!

Ask a veteran Black Panther!

McKinney for President!

Laika, I see another recruit for the Cube. But would the Kos Kiddie Moonbats be jealous if we got him? After all, it's a great rarity to find that collection of, cough, alternative interpretation, cynicism, and puerile suspicion.

I do believe Cynthia is running for Congress as a member of the Green Party now thus joining the ranks with our beloved Krissy Keefer.

Keefer/McKinney '12! Who could stop that ticket!? Who I ask?

Keefer/McKinney '12! Who could stop that ticket!? Who I ask?

Sounds like a good way to get your ticket punched, if you ask me.

Uh, after that you'd be looking at Bruno differently. In fact, I'll send him right over. How much cash will you take?

I do believe Cynthia is running for Congress

Uhh...Meow, I said President.


But your idea of a McKinney/Keefer ticket is unstopable.
Why look at Cynthia's web site. She's been running for a month and she's already had TWENTY comments!
http://www.runcynthiarun.org/

And Chairman, you have to admit, she has her priorities straight!
#1 ...Help Cynthia qualify for Federal Campaign Matching Funds!
Meow, have you been giving Cynthia campaign advice?
I promise, I won't tell Hillary.
Have you?

Laika

It all really comes down to the McKinney/Paul ticket.
Did you see comments under that video on YouTube?

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bbruhwiler8 (4 weeks ago) +10
If Ron Paul does not get nominated, the Cynthia will reap the rewards, because we will all fall in behind her.

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STRINGMAGICK (4 weeks ago) +7
Wow, this is big news! Cynthia has totally stood by her ideals. She is great but for now i am supporting Dr Paul.

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digitalfilmnutt (1 month ago) +2
I love her, she is really the only honest candidate. She kills Ron Paul.

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MzSiddiqui (1 month ago) -1
This is awesome. So happy to see you back Cynthia. I wish her and Ron Paul would run together. They aren't afraid of the Greedy Big Government. America wake up!

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Notice how the last one is marked -1? Don't ever diss the Big Government, you evil right-wing bastard!

And the most exciting part is that all these people can and probably will vote!

I too love Cynthia. She was on the committee which was grilling the director of NASA who was pitching his manned expedition to Mars.

The Most Excellent, Exalted Cynthia asked, "Do you think you'll find the flag we left there?"

Correction 1/22/8: That was Sheila Jackson Lee, who I believe represents NASA in her district, or very close by, making it even less intelligent, if possible. But there's always hope, always hope, always hope...

Premier Betty wrote:Creepy hair....

Obama's creepy hair was caused by a recent nightmare -
Hillary won the election and mandated his wife, Michelle Obama, to dump him in order to become Hillary's running mate!

Comrade Tatiana wrote: Hillary won the election and mandated his wife, Michelle Obama, to dump him in order to become Hillary's running mate!

"Running mate?" Is that the new Party Approved code for "lesbian relationship?" No wonder comrade Hussein is worried. Our Empress is poised to take everything away from him! He'll probably loose his mansion too.

Since Meow's liaison with his ex-wife the toaster Helen, who sleeps with the fishes in the Potomac, the party-approved line for a lesbian relationship is "cleaning the rug with...", as opposed to "cleaning the floor with..."

Cynthia/Cindy 2008?

Cynthia can slap the hell out of Osama bin Laden; why develop weapons when we have her open palm?

And Cindy could make them commit suicide. "For THIS we need to leave the world?"

A thread entitled "No Comment" now has 93 comments. There's a Truth of the universe there somehow....

Indeed. Just as "for the people" really means "for us."

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Indeed. Just as "for the people" really means "for us."

We are people are we not Commissar? There is no contradiction there. Yes, this Commissar is back on the barricades in the struggle for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday!

We are people are we not Commissar?

Have you looked at your avatar lately? (Of course, I mean no disrespect to Canine-Americans.)

Have you looked at your avatar lately? (Of course, I mean no disrespect to Canine-Americans.)

A dog is a fish is a bicycle is a woman is the people. Without the fish on the bicycle of course. It's not necessary.
I read that somewhere.

How about McKinney/Keefer/Sheehag '08? Why must we, the morally superior majority, have to settle for two candidates on the ticket when we can have three? Hmm? Why I ask?







End sexual harassment in the work place! Sue your Republican employers, now!

Meow, why not elect 537 people all at once? President and Vice President and Congress?

Oh hell, let's not do things by halves. 545. Throw in the Supremes. That's a trifecta: executive, legislative and judicial. They can all holiday at Hilton Head when Jackson Hole's skiing isn't that hot, or Martha's Vineyard.

Ivan Betinov wrote:

We are people are we not Commissar?

Have you looked at your avatar lately? (Of course, I mean no disrespect to Canine-Americans.)

Speaking of avitars Comrade Betinov, I have been looking at yours very closely! I recall appointing you to take care of the Dept of Eco Prostitution and Mental Health for me during my absence on a mission for the Party. When I returned, I noted that thetake er... the Contributions for the Empress was down by 27.72%! I presume you have an explanation?

I was sampling the wares to make sure they were fresh and of the finest quality.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I like change... I especially like throwing change at the homeless who frequently gather around my limo looking for work. Yes, nothing brings a smile to my face than seeing handfuls of quarters, nickles and pennies smack the needy faces of the downtrodden and oppressed.

LOL!!!
Dat dere is funny I don't care who you are.

Beats some of my favorite Reagan quotes.

Navigator wrote:Dat dere is funny I don't care who you are.

Esteemed Chairman is a limousine liberal, couldn't you tell?

The Chairman wrote
How about McKinney/Keefer/Sheehag '08?

Boy, that's a belfrey full right there! Throw in a Kucinich for breeding purposes and we've got ourselves The People's Air Force™

Ivan Betinov wrote:I was sampling the wares to make sure they were fresh and of the finest quality.

What Comrade? "Sampling the wares" and thereby depriving the Empress of needed ca$h? If you had arms Comrade Brain in the Jar, I would be handing you a shovel to sample! Have you seen what you have led the Many Titted Empress to resort to?

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Is this what you wanted to see Comrade? Hmmmm?

Okay, okay, so it was an excuse, and a poor one. But you of all comrades wouldn't have bought "the dog ate the extortions donations."

No, but we would have bought it if Hillary had said it, regardless of what she appeared in.

Oh. The only drag that interests her is White House drag.

I thought another comment in the no comment section was in order.

Comrade Betinov, at least you have an excuse, and no doubt you did the right thing with that ca$h...

It was all spent with party-approved ladies of negotiable affection.

I like that term....

Ivan Betinov wrote:It was all spent with party-approved ladies of negotiable affection.

What??? It that were the case I would have seen the bundles. Unless, are you trying to say that some of my employess are not turning in their receipts? Heads will roll!

I like that term....

I stole it from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.

Whose whatworld novels?

Terry Pratchett. He's a British author who has created what I think is a highly entertaining series of novels all set on a flat planet that rides through the universe on the backs of four elephants standing on the back of the Great Atuin, a massive interstellar turtle. If you want to get into the series, I think a very good starting point is the novel "Guards! Guards!"

What the...

A flat planet in space on elephants on top of what and a turtle? That seems more screwed up than The Little Prince. I hated that book....

Isn't that what the Greeks thought? It's some ancient belief. And I personally like the idea of a flat earth. And I don't think that they really went to the moon. And you can spend more than you earn, too.

Isn't logic wonderful?

It makes my head hurt... especially when it doesn't make sense.

Premier Betty wrote:It makes my head hurt... especially when it doesn't make sense.

Hmmmm, that sounds suspiciously like bourgeoise capitalistic logic "Comrade."

It makes my head hurt... especially when it doesn't make sense.

Then I'd best not tell you about the main character of "Guards! Guards!"--he's a 6'8" dwarf named Carrot.

A 6'8" dwarf? Are we talking human dwarf, or majikal Lord of the Rings dwarf with a growing disability that makes him grow at the pace of a human and is in need of party approved disability and tall dwarf support groups?

Carrot is not a member of the Campaign for Equal Heights, but he does maintain good relations with their leadership, part of the community policing inititative undertaken by the Night Watch. He is a human foundling, adopted by the Ironfoundersson family after being found in a forest clearing among the smoking detritus (rubble and wreckage, not the troll of the same name) of a caravan. Despite his lack of dwarven genetics, he is a fully recognized member of the species. He is in possession of a very sharp sword and a crown-shaped birthmark.

You two comrades worry me.....

Commissar Pupovich wrote:You two comrades worry me.....

Ditto

Hey, I think it's just as messed up as you guys do! It's like one of those books written about D&D by nerdy fan boys. I never could understand why people were so obsessed with the middle ages and stuff. It seems like every single freakin' RPG takes place in that time period and no one's ever heard of any type of ranged weapons besides of arrows, throwing knives, and majikal staffs that shoot glowing light and stuff. Has anyone ever heard of a gun? It's the greatest invention to hit videogames! Oh well, at least Mass Effect isn't stuck in LotR or WoW

Ah, that is simple Premier Betty. When all the world finally falls to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, then reality will soon reflect the Middle Ages. You are actually looking at the future in those RPG!

Although Pratchett's books DO attract a healthy dose of fanboy attention, they are actually very well written satire, both of the fanboy genre and of the real world. I really do recommend them without reservation.

I think I'll pass. I don't want to end up sucked into World of Warcraft.