The Daily Beast has run an article slandering our Fearless O'Leader! All true made progs know that the One is the one that we've all been hoping for, the cream in our coffee, the egg in our beer. And the hand in our wallets.

It wasn't that long ago since Judith Warner in The New York Times wrote:

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs…

The Nation, that old great periodical of the progressive, gushed of Obama

...so cool he's hot, a centrifugal force commanding attention so ruthlessly that it appeared effortless, reducing everyone around him to a sidekick, and the girls in the front rows to jelly

That's pretty good from that paper; normally they only gush over large progressive victories, such as complete totalitarian control and the murder of 100,000,000 people last century.

I'm so glad that President O can come to so many American women in their dreams. We haven't had a studly president like this since Bill Clinton.

O's fall from the plinth of hunkiness is a tragedy. Dear O'Leader has, since we're in camera here, nothing else. If he doesn't have an uninterruptible power supply for his TelePrompTer, he can't finish his speech. He's never done anything except be a law professor, train union goons, and run a campaign.

So all that was left was his sex appeal, and now that American women are no longer dreaming of him, then how can he keep people from noticing that he's an empty suit?

Put it another way. If no one is even thinking about his crotch, can he keep the Sheeple distracted while he loots the country and turns it into a European social democracy?

Perhaps some Obasma porn. He could make videos of him signing the bills in the Oval Office, while licking the point of the pen very sensuously. The videos would sell to progressives wanting the money and power, and to American women with the hots for Obama.

There's only one problem though. Last year Bruno couldn't get enough of Obama. Barack this, Hussein that. This morning I mentioned Obama to Bruno, and he said, "Who's that?"

We're in trouble.

Dear Leader has just been for saying that he is being smeared like a little Jack Russell that has for being tangling in the tires of the eighteen wheeler.

Maybe he needs to be for learning to have a bite worse than his bark?

Or does only MO get to bite.........

I'm confused (as usual). How are dogs talked about here in America? All that comes to mind is the saying "Man's best friend." Obama himself characterized himself as a mongrel.

Of course, in Islamic culture dogs are considered "unclean" animals. If Obama doesn't want to be taken for a Mooslim, he should stop talking like one.

(Folks there is a solution to this problem, vote Hillary for President in 2012)

Wow, this Tunku Varadarajan who wrote the article could get into some kind of contest with Mark Morford. Doesn't he realize this means more Obama for him?

This whole sorry business reminds me of a quote attributed to the late movie star, Rita Hayworth: “They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me.”

So the 787 billion dollar question is: With whom did we think we were going to bed, and with whom did we really wake up?

We thought we were going to bed with Dear O'Leader. And people are just now waking up.

To the Manchurian Candidate.

As far as dogs to, I had to murder a neighbor who called Dear O'Leader a son of a bitch. After all, we had to stop that leak.

Theocritus: I will immediately get the party scientists working on wiping up another batch of super steroids for dear leader. I hate trying an old trick that previously failed by it really wasn't my fault that Michelle accidentially took them and wound up looking like a Sasquatch. The problem was that our people in the MSM spent too much of their time trying to convience everyone how beautiful Michelle O was instead of concentrating on how studly Obama was. I realize that giving him the steroids will shrink his already tiny cock and ballsmay make him aggro enough to even face the tea party protestors.

Comrades - It's all in the "optics".
Mr. O, the usual check will do.

I do have the understand that dogs are, uh uh, dogs, to the Mooslimic cultured peoples,so I can see how our fearless Leader, would be insulted.

Who is this DailyBitch Beast? Some reichwinger, slandering the First Lady? I DENOUNCE THEM. What Mama MO is or is not, is between her and fearless Leader, is it not?!!

Did someone say her bite is worse than his bark?

Was Mama MO called a dog also? gasp!!

Comrades,

Do not despair. Let's go back to the beginning. What did they use to market Dear Leader? That he was 1/2 black, right? That was the thing. But they only used 1/2 of Dear Leader's persona.

Now, it is time to turn to Dear Leader's white side. They can now re-market him as the first 1/2 white president. Yes.

My first suggestion is for Dear Leader to grow his hair out, have it relaxed a bit, not all the way, leave a little wave, and then die it white, as if he has aged even more quickly than the average Dear Leader in the allotted time span.

Then, you have a tan version of Donald Sutherland, no?

Under no circumstance should we allow any comparisons to the "mulatto" of D. W. Griffith's classic "Birth of a Nation" (part two).

Whatever. He's all man to me.

Why, Leninika, what a thought you have! We have all but forgetten about Obama's disgusting white side. We should market him as white and then what would the racist reichwingers say? Nothing, that is what.

Quickly, let's go drag his grandmamaw out from under the bus and take advantage of a perfect useful white woman.

See! All that white is starting to wear through

**curses!!

Dear me, Fraulein. That looks like John Edwards' long lost ugly twin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn55Zdm ... r_embedded

Perhaps this will help in some small way

Shovel 4 U, what is that insane picture that you posted of Dear O'Leader's junk? He cannot be that big. Gennifer Flowers said that dear Bill was small, and although Dear O'Leader is much greater than Bill, because he's a committed progressive instead of a self-dealing, camera-loving chickenshit, we still can't have Dear O'Leader outpacing Slick by more than say 25%.

Now adjusting for his half negritude. This is not racist. Everyone knows that everyone believes that blacks are hung better. Since everyone believes it I decree it so.

That means that you must reduce Dear O'Leader's genitals by 55.35% to make sure that you do not run afoul of the rule that no Democrat can criticize any other Democrat, especially on any anniversary of Kristalnacht.

First the Dear Leader offended my intelligence, now he has offended my dog, there will be blood.

Welcome Comrade u2phile,

We are made progressives here. You must work hard to make yourself a made progressive.

Yes, Fraulein,

I wonder how a Madonna and Child image would look with Dear Leader as a pale child held by his Dear Mother.

Comrade Theocritus,

How dare you make me laugh. The People's Cube is not a place for laughter. It is a place for tears and commiseration. A true progressive has not one funny bone in his body. I DENOUNCE you for being too humorous, and a possible infiltrator from the Reichwing.

Leninka, You've had your hair done again.

Thank you for noticing, Comrade Groucho. We progressives do have a thing for all things Marxist.

You know, I never realized how much you and Mrs Al Czarweary look alike. Of course, now it all makes sense. The beard is the symbol of all true progressives, no matter the culture.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: That means that you must reduce Dear O'Leader's genitals by 55.35% to make sure that you do not run afoul of the rule that no Democrat can criticize any other Democrat, especially on any anniversary of Kristalnacht.

Commissar;

What a govniuk! I just wanted to help any way I could to "boost" Dear Leaders failing totalitarian regime "fall from the plinth of hunkiness".

With my renewed spirit of advancing true prog eqality, a new agitprop for Dear Leader will allow the suitor to just imagine the size of his package that best meets their needs - at-least until I can get a true confirmation from Larry Sinclair.


Агитпроп ис юст а сиделине то тхе сериоус ворк оф шовел макер!

off: (The ultimate in "empty suits", no.)

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Shovel 4 U, what is that insane picture that you posted of Dear O'Leader's junk? He cannot be that big. Gennifer Flowers said that dear Bill was small, and although Dear O'Leader is much greater than Bill, because he's a committed progressive instead of a self-dealing, camera-loving chickenshit, we still can't have Dear O'Leader outpacing Slick by more than say 25%.

Now adjusting for his half negritude. This is not racist. Everyone knows that everyone believes that blacks are hung better. Since everyone believes it I decree it so.

That means that you must reduce Dear O'Leader's genitals by 55.35% to make sure that you do not run afoul of the rule that no Democrat can criticize any other Democrat, especially on any anniversary of Kristalnacht.

O Theocritus, how quickly you forget this erstwhile discussion:

https://thepeoplescube.com/post39614.html#39614


Anyone who is a true Prog--which is to say, like me--can see that no one is more impressively endowed than Obama. In fact, one could liken his manhood to the government.

The problem is too many people--mostly rightwingers who tend to be uptight about these things--see the government as some huge, intrusive entity stealing all they hold dear, robbing them of their dignity and self-respect, inflicting a great deal of pain and leaving them feeling used and full of regret for allowing themselves to be seduced.


And how do the rightwingers deal with that? By accusing the government of raping the country, when in fact they asked for it by dint of their own reckless behavior!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:....
Now adjusting for his half negritude. This is not racist. Everyone knows that everyone believes that blacks are hung better. Since everyone believes it I decree it so.
....

OH, but of course it is not, loyal Comrade Theocritus. No Prog can be racist or bigoted. We merely reassigned bigotedness to the right where the blame is rightly due. And Obama would make a fine white man, even if Comradette Leninka is sighing over Johnny Edwardiski.
We know dearest fearless Leader is manly enough for the job. Why, he is a super heroin, is he not!

We have a cognitive problem here, comrades and comradettes. We know that our Many Titted Empress is indeed a Many Titted Empress. Which is the perfect metaphor for our darling Hildebeest. The evil Ru$h said that people view the government as a sow with 200,000,000 teats. And just, and justly, so.

But Obama cannot have nipples, or more than two, can he? He's the father of our country and so ought to be accoutered like an ancient fertility god.

But there's one problem. I am personally convinced that his junk is snap on and is kept in a vault by Michelle.

Theocritus, there is an alternative explanation for the Many Titted Empress's many tittedness:



As far as Dear Leader is concerned, I believe you are all underestimating him. I have been informed he has a top secret plan to revive the economy and reverse the Party's fortunes. Here is a tantalizing preview:

Politico wrote: President Barack Obama — facing a buzz saw of bad news — plans to shift his tone on the economy, ditching dry Explainer-in-Chief policy lectures for a more emotional, more personal approach emphasizing his own family's hardships, administration officials tell POLITICO.

Exhibit A: Obama's Wednesday trip to Cleveland — where Obama will follow up a pointed attack on House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) with a retelling of the economic struggles faced by his family during his childhood in Hawaii.

(snip)

“I think we've lost the president's personal narrative in the story he's been telling about the economy,” a senior administration official conceded Tuesday. “We recognize that. And you are going to see a change.”

Among the new rhetorical touchstones: A nod to his grandparents, who worked hard to put him through private school in Hawaii, and his mother, a single mom who was briefly forced to go on food stamps during his childhood. He also plans to invoke the struggles of Michelle Obama's late father, Frasier Robinson, who supported his family on a modest salary as a Chicago water works employee despite years of failing health.

See? It is brilliant. "Hey, Mr and Mrs. Bitter Clinger, sorry you lost your jobs and your home, but don't sweat it... My wife's dad used to work with Ed Norton in the sewers and now look at her, she's eatin' arugula and flying 40 people to Spain on your dime."

I am sure this will turn the tide. Break out the styrofoam Grecian Columns! Gather up the hopeful ™ that they may make ready to cover Washington in litter once again! Dear Leader Obama is back!

Opiate, you nearly crossed the line here. We're made progs, just like the O'Prog in chief. That means that money is really OPiuM. Other People's (addictive) Money.

So what if Michelle goes to Spain? Dear Uncle Joe Stalin was the richest man who ever lived, owning the entire Soviet Union.

So what if the Bitter Clingers lose their jobs and houses? They'll have government jobs. And when there is no more money to tax, when we'll just print up money and have people come to work regardless.

As they said in the Mother Country, 'We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."