Obama sings 'Crimea River' and other greatest hits

Obama sings 'Crimea River' and other all-time favorites:

• Putin on the Ritz
• It’s Ukrainian Men
• What’s Kiev Got To Do With It?
• Have You Ever Seen Ukraine?
• I Just Called to Say it's 3AM
• Singin’ in Ukraine
• Brand New Kiev
• Blame It On Ukraine
• With a Little Help From George Soros
• Barack in the USSR
• Ukraine Drops Putin on My Head
• Who’ll Stop Ukraine?

 

Much inspiration here
 

Comrades, there was just too much good music from that recording session, so the label has decided to release Barack Obama sings "You Really Got Me" and "Whiter Shade of Racist" as a pair/single!
 

And who could forget these other timeless classics:

• Putin on the Dock of Sevastopol
• Black Sea Dog
• Crimea and Clover
• (Next) Tuesday Afternoon

 

OBAMBI - Victory Tour
 

It's Ukranian Men!
 

Ukraine (a Lenin and M'Comrade great!)

Lenin Falling

A Little More Conversation, a Little Less Action

And Putin's the Name (of My Latest Pain)

There's a Mad Goon On The Rise

Stop, the Face You Save May Be Your Own

Putin in Crimea With AKs

Help Me Kerry


I Never Promised You a Rose Revolution

Stand By "The Man"

My Sweet Dord

Barry Sends No Jets

Someone Gag My Wife Tonight!

'Scuse Me While I Kiss Some @ss

American Grandstand

Reds Just Wanna Drop Bombs

Back in the USSR

Bomb in New England

Don't Rock the Boat

Black Sea of Love

I'm a Recent Lobotomy

Don't They Know It's The End of My Term

I'm Leavin' it All Up to Putin
 

Standing on the Corner Watching All the Wars Go By
 

She won't die, she won't die, she won't die

Ukraine
 

Insane in the Ukraine

Back to Ukraine SSR

Anarchy in Ukraine

Don't Stop Till You Get Kharkov

EU Can't Touch This

Back in Crimean AR

The Spetznat's Back

London Quailing

Putim Was a-rollin' Tanks
 

 

But Wait! There's More! If you invade in the next ten minutes, we'll even include this hilarious book,

Charge Of The Light Brigade

special operators on duty, invade now! 1-800-GET-VLAD
 

/Prog Off

Oleg - "Crimea River"? I haven't laughed that hard at Obama in a long time.

Best. Thread. EVER.

/Prog On
 

Have you seen the well-to-do, down at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
High hats and arrowed collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where power sits -
Putin on the Ritz.



 

every time I hear Putin On The Ritz this is what comes to mind....

"Putin Onna 'Itz !!"




Ol' Vlad is definitely abby normal. I hear that he aspires to be a "poet in St Petersburg" too (snicker)

 

Chris Collison: A protester played "Yesterday" by the Beatles on the Maidan piano on February 19 as central Kyiv burned. It was a really great little street concert. There were also some Ukrainian folk songs. A few people stopped to sing. I added some video I've taken over the past few months that I had saved here at the office. This week has been the bloodiest anyone here can remember. Truly terrible.


 

As long as The Leningrad Cowboys and Red Russian Army Choir get top billing and he's just the opening act, I got no problems with his lyrical ambitions.


 

Comrades!


Since March 2nd at 3:58 pm Crimea River has been playing over and over in my head! For Lenin's sake, I'm begging you! - PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP! I can't take it any longer!
 

Our Dear Leader shall croon the Russians out of the Crimea!

 

Does this mean that the People's Teleprompter must be replaced with a Karaoke machine?
 

Bonus Track: Vlad to the Bone (live version)