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Obama Up 99.8%-0.2% in Latest Poll

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Obama Up 99.8%-0.2% in Latest Poll
Posted by Michael Asher on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:35:04 PM

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As well it should be. As well it should be. I don't know why this shouldn't be the last election. We can have the Congress propose an Amendment to the constitution and have it ratified by the needed 38 states, to make His Serene Highness, Obama the First and Last, PBUH, President for Life.

We shall of course require the lobbying services of ACORN. Fortunately they are well funded by the Chosen One. And no doubt by all those contributions from foreign countries.

But why shouldn't foreigners contribute to American campaigns. Indeed why shouldn't they vote in American elections? When Uncle Sam sneezes it affects other people And it is nationalist to think that only Americans should decide American elections.

So let this be the last election in which American vote.

So mote it be.

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The Obama-messiah is actually a Junior (reference his completely authentic birth certificate from Hawaii). He is the 2nd male of this name, in this blood line of good pseudo-loyal Party Members that are being inserted globally as international aggitators. Take Kenya for instance.

Who are these 0.2% enemies of the state!? The State will surely find the traitors!

https://www.offeringcommonsense.blogspot.com

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STOP THE VOTE COUNT!

Voting not necessary (and who do these Poles think they are anyways.)

This just in from the Ministry of Unanimity:

[HIGHLIGHT=#ff0000]O[/HIGHLIGHT]bama unanimously declared President through acclamation!
(Thank AKORN, no vote record needed).




Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

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Of course. The Old Gray Lady has been Monicaing the Chosen One for so long that they have blown him up to god-like size, entirely too big for a humble presidency. Let him be first among equals.

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Looks like someone's been compensating for their electile dysfunction. Too much Viagra....

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:As well it should be. As well it should be. I don't know why this shouldn't be the last election. We can have the Congress propose an Amendment to the constitution and have it ratified by the needed 38 states, to make His Serene Highness, Obama the First and Last, PBUH, President for Life.

We shall of course require the lobbying services of ACORN. Fortunately they are well funded by the Chosen One. And no doubt by all those contributions from foreign countries.

But why shouldn't foreigners contribute to American campaigns. Indeed why shouldn't they vote in American elections? When Uncle Sam sneezes it affects other people And it is nationalist to think that only Americans should decide American elections.

So let this be the last election in which American vote.

So mote it be.

As we've discussed in another thread good sircomrade, we both know the NYT is always right, even amongst the other Progressive media outlets.

On your quote though, soon, the Progressive World of Next Tuesday will come in a week, and the proletarian vote will be rendered obsolete, and people like you (a commisar or higher) will have great power over the huddled masses. (sigh) What a world we all yearn for, and it will come in seven days.

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A week from today we really will have the Progressive World of Next Tuesday. I can hardly wait. I've been sharpening up the stakes in the back 40 to make sure that there is no dissent. After all, I've decided that concentration camps are so expensive. I mean, if you have some psychopaths that you might need, make them guards, sure. Put them to guarding people. And the slave labor is worth something, of course, but if you have smart prisoners, like Jews, then they might sabotage you. Can't have that.

So I, on reconsideration, recommend a stake. For a stake will always be your friend.

Or my friend. Get used to it.

I say with a big smile.

Cuddly Commissar Theocritus.


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Premier Betty wrote:Mmmmm... steak....
Hahaha. . . steak is good.

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Eating, yes. Not on one in my south 40. Not that.

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Polls Skewed By Fraidy Cats on Right
Posted by Michael Asher on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 2:02:46 PM

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"I'll never blast a wingnut again." Oh, like I believe that. I intend to shoot the mothers every time that I can. The fact that they deny being racist, sexist and homophobic is proof that they are because of repression.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Eating, yes. Not on one in my south 40. Not that.
Haha. . . I can't imagine eating that steak, or getting impailed by the imPalin, that would hurt.


 
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