ObamaCare Denies Coverage of Cowgirl Sex-Position Injuries


Indeed, Bill Clinton was already taking precautions way back, describing what would not be included in HillaryCare:

But scientific skeptics are asking: just what evidence did the ObamaCare Health-Care Oversight Board examine in excluding coverage for injuries during "Cowgirl" sex?
Surely not this:
Is "science" now waging a War on Women? Or is it just a War on Cowgirls on the assumption that since virtually all cowgirls are from flyover country, they all must be tea-party gals?
--KOOK




Soviet Mike Komsomolets
What homophobic® conservative Christian Neanderthals with grotesquely outsizedcorpus amygdaloideum came up with this tripe? The LGBTQ&A community should be outraged as nearly every expression of lesbian love involves "Gal on top" action... so I have heard.I don't think "vacuuming the carpet" is quite the same as "cowgirl". I could be wrong though.
Personally, I would have thought that the most dangerous position is the one the home early husband finds you in. That's not scientific, of course, merely anecdotal.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt made me bounce up and down with glee when he
Personally, I would have thought that the most dangerous position is the one the home early husband finds you in. That's not scientific, of course, merely anecdotal.Sound advice from the man "down under."


Plus spur scars take so long to heal. And don't even get me started on hog tying


Once I opened it, I was quite disappointed and expected to see something really kinky. something like two people who truly love each other doing it "from the heart." Taking in each others essence. Ah, well, that's just me. (sigh)




Soviet Mike Komsomolets
The LGBTQ&A community should be outraged as nearly every expression of lesbian love involves "Gal on top" action... so I have heard.I'm picturing two women sitting, still dressed, on the side of a bed, conversing with each other in this manner:
"Me on top."
"No, me!"
"No, me!"
"No, MEEEE...."