Ohio Dems launch "Pirate the Vote" with shipped-in Somalis

Democrats seek experienced Somali pirates to launch "Pirate the Vote" campaign in battleground states

Participants promised a pre-paid propaganda parrot with each successfully swiped ballot

According to Human Events, two volunteer poll workers at an Ohio voting station observed van loads of Ohio residents born in Somalia — the state is home to the second-largest Somali population in the United States — being driven to the voting station and guided by Democratic interpreters on the voting process. No Republican interpreters were present, according to these volunteers.

A source ... has witnessed Somalis who cannot speak English come to the polling center. They are brought in groups, by van or bus. The Democrats hand them a slate card and say, “vote Brown all the way down.” Given that Sherrod Brown is the incumbent Democrat Senator in Ohio, one can assume that this is the reference.


 

Missed opportunity: Planet Pandora, with millions of untapped Na'Vi voters to airbus into Ohio and other toss-up states.


 

We can use "Perry the Propaganda Parrot" awards to honor the most zealous defenders of the Party line in the media. (This is a transparent PNG file that can be placed on other backgrounds).



Chris Mathews comes to mind, but that would be unfair to the rest of the MSNBC comrades and comradettes. Perhaps we can give it to the whole collective.

And this one can go to the best Propaganda Parrot in the Left Blogosphere (unfortunately, some deserving candidates are now off the twig - have passed on, are no more, ceased to be, expired, bereft of life, resting in peace, their metabolic processes are now history, run down the curtain, joined the bleedin' choir invisibile, and are now ex-bloggers).


 

At the risk of yet another Jiffy-Lobo appintment prescribed by Comrade Krasnodar I might maybe -squirrel-!™- observe that the Great Party™ has universities and other institutions of indcocrination learning the right way s of progressive screwing manipulating working within the systemic system so that the idiot students wise young progressive persons and ladyparts from Californification "register" and vote in Ohio, along with the undead and illegals who were not countd in Califorinication, just to screw skew the electoral votes. NOT THINKING THOUGH. "Duh."
 

Ah yes, it looks like Chitcago has arrived in Ohio.
 

The laptop must have the Obama logo, as it was issued by the government. I find it rather thankless to have stripped off the logo, pig capitalist!

Red Square

We can use "Perry the Propaganda Parrot" awards to honor the most zealous defenders of the Party line in the media. (This is a transparent PNG file that can be placed on other backgrounds).

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Chris Mathews comes to mind, but that would be unfair to the rest of the MSNBC comrades and comradettes. Perhaps we can give it to the whole collective.

And this one can go to the best Propaganda Parrot in the Left Blogosphere (unfortunately, some deserving candidates are now off the twig - have passed on, are no more, ceased to be, expired, bereft of life, resting in peace, their metabolic processes are now history, run down the curtain, joined the bleedin' choir invisibile, and are now ex-bloggers).

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Red Square

We can use "Perry the Propaganda Parrot" awards to honor the most zealous defenders of the Party line in the media. (This is a transparent PNG file that can be placed on other backgrounds).

Chris Mathews comes to mind, but that would be unfair to the rest of the MSNBC comrades and comradettes. Perhaps we can give it to the whole collective.

And this one can go to the best Propaganda Parrot in the Left Blogosphere (unfortunately, some deserving candidates are now off the twig - have passed on, are no more, ceased to be, expired, bereft of life, resting in peace, their metabolic processes are now history, run down the curtain, joined the bleedin' choir invisibile, and are now ex-bloggers).


Most equal, comrade Square, but you failed to mention that they continue to vote.
 

I really don't understand the busing thing. Don't most of these people drive cabs? Why don't they just drive to the polling places?




 

At least they have placed the appropriate signage.
 

ThePeoplesComrade

I really don't understand the busing thing. Don't most of these people drive cabs? Why don't they just drive to the polling places?

Comrade Peoples,

I'm glad you asked. Here's an update I received today from my super-secret informer sources:

Quote:

From the Desk of:
Steve Elliott, Grassfire Nation

Friday morning, Tea Party poll workers in Columbus, Ohio reported seeing a bus-load of Somalis being ferried in to vote early. Democrats on-site, suspected union thugs, were providing Arabic translation, telling the Somali immigrants (who are 99% Muslim) to vote straight-ticket for Democrats. There are 45,000 Somalis who live in Ohio!

Then, at the same polling location, a poll worker says voter intimidation occurred on the same day. Human Events (newspaper) reported a large group of Obama supporters swarmed around a bus full of seniors when anyone attempted to exit the bus to vote.

Busing is very popular in Chitcago. It's good to see such trends taking over the country starting with Ohio.



 

Hopefully they had to go no farther than Michigan to fulfill all the quota.