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2021 - Only ten years to save the planet (again)!

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Here's the latest: the dreaded Doomsday Glacier™ which is going to inundate our coastlines with three meters of water! Miami and much of Florida will disappear! New York City will look like Planet of the Apes with the Statue of Liberty wading in waist deep water! Tuvalu and other low lying island nations will disappear forever! All because of the menace of Antarctic ice melting (insert frightening number and/or Greek letter here) times faster than predicted in the worst case scenario by Settled Science™! It's coming for you and for your children.
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Behold! The Doomsday Glacier™ of Imminent Death, Doom, and Destruction!
Actually, it will do absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Once 2031 rolls around and the Doomsday Glacier™ fails to fulfill John's vision in Revelation 8, it will be forgotten and excused on account of something.

So here's an easy prediction: in 2031, a new and urgent climate catastrophe will be cycled unchallenged by the media. The only solution will be to enable a bureaucratic government to restrict your freedom while allowing exceptions for itself. If we don't act now, blah, blah, blah...

I post this now, while the propaganda value is still fresh so that we can begin a countdown and look back on this article ten years hence and see that nothing has changed.

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Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Komisar al-Blogunov,

I doubt very much that we will have to wait another 10 years for a dire "We're all gonna die!" warning from the environmentalists. How often did Komrad Danson warn us that in 5 years the oceans will be devoid of life? The time span never changed but the warnings kept coming for many years. Sort of like "Next Tuesday ™".

I am never surprised that the remedy for all impending humanity generated environmental catastrophes is higher taxes and a lower standard of living. You can usually throw in a complete ban on any technological advancement.

Also, the persons pushing this buffoonery are very bad at math. Or they think we all are. The volume of ice simply doesn't equal the volume of water necessary to raise the ocean level 3 meters. Even if you shade all of the rounding errors towards an increase.

OK, I'm done. Thank you for posting this timely warning Komrad Komisar al-Blogunov. I will react with all due panic.

Alarmed in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

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Red Salmon wrote:Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Komisar al-Blogunov,

I doubt very much that we will have to wait another 10 years for a dire "We're all gonna die!" warning from the environmentalists. How often did Komrad Danson warn us that in 5 years the oceans will be devoid of life? The time span never changed but the warnings kept coming for many years. Sort of like "Next Tuesday ™".
Thanks for clarifying. Yes, there will be several interim predictions in the meantime, enough that most will forget about the Doomsday Glacier™ by 2031. I just wanted to mark a particular disaster scenario so we could look back and laugh over our beet vodka at Tractor Barn #2, which thankfully is well above sea level.

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Wait, wait, wait Al Blogunov, that's ANTartica. ANTartica is on the bottom of the earf. Since when did glacier ice melt and run UP in order to make a swamp of Florida?? To do that, all kinds of global boundaries like the Tropic of Capricorn and the Equator would have to be ignored.

Glacier Ice from Antartica must have a good attorney.

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Anyone who knows his Lovecraft knows that when the Antarctic glacier melts, an ancient evil will be released from the ice, free to wreak havoc, misery, destruction and suicides upon mankind. Be ready, for it will emerge from the Doomsday Glacier well before 2024!


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Instead of the archaic and obscurantist "Doomsday" why don't we call it "Democracy Glacier"?

It will also give us, the shadow rulers of the world, an opportunity to set the schedule of climate catastrophes by popular democratic mail-in vote.

That way people will have an opportunity to vote for what will destroy them next, and an opportunity for us to choose and then tell the people which disaster they've elected in the given cycle. The media and the judges will back us up.

Just imagine how, when the Biden Glacier melts and costs us trillion in damages, it will be replaced by the Kamala Glacier, which will also melt, and so on.

The Hillary Glacier above will remain in history as an unelected honorary disaster that has won the popular vote.

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Red Square wrote:it will be replaced by the Kamala Glacier

Kamala has no chance whatsoever but Hilliary has a path to the Presidency: all Biden has to do is 1) appoint Kamala to a different office or 2) fire Kamala by telling her to resign, then Biden could select Hilliary as the new VP.

Since succession only applies if the President dies or is disabled or removed from office, Biden's controllers could easily remove him, thus making Hilliary the (second) unelected President.

Hilliary would then be free to select a new VP. Pelosi is a likely choice but the machine would probably prefer Pelosi to remain at the Congressional helm, so think of someone really diabolical and you'll see her likely choices. (Bill Clinton is not eligible).

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Hilliary would then be free to select a new VP. Pelosi is a likely choice but the machine would probably prefer Pelosi to remain at the Congressional helm, so think of someone really diabolical and you'll see her likely choices. (Bill Clinton is not eligible).
So then Hilliary would then be free to select Stacey Abrams and the machine would probably prefer Pelosi to remain at the Congressional helm, a person known for setting up all the red flags while Bill Clinton would become the First Man, or officially known as the zipper.

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This is, of course, why Party™ leaders continue to purchase multi-million dollar seaside properties in places such as Florida and Martha's Vineyard. The threat of global sea rise must, necessarily, cause a slump in the multi-million dollar seaside property market. Why pay $30 mil. for a property that's going to be under water in ten years. $25 mil. is fairer price.

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Red Square wrote:Instead of the archaic and obscurantist "Doomsday" why don't we call it "Democracy Glacier"?

It will also give us, the shadow rulers of the world, an opportunity to set the schedule of climate catastrophes by popular democratic mail-in vote.

That way people will have an opportunity to vote for what will destroy them next, and an opportunity for us to choose and then tell the people which disaster they've elected in the given cycle. The media and the judges will back us up.

Just imagine how, when the Biden Glacier melts and costs us trillion in damages, it will be replaced by the Kamala Glacier, which will also melt, and so on.

The Hillary Glacier above will remain in history as an unelected honorary disaster that has won the popular vote.

Since, we're the shadow rulers of the world, let's use this opportunity to not only schedule catastrophes by democrackup mail-in-votes to synch 10 year catastrophes to Presidential Election Rules of two, 4 year terms. 8 years is not equitable to a 10 year catastrophe.

Look what Biden's Stolen Administration has been able to catastrophate in less than one year? Obviously, Biden is making up the two year catastrophic difference by overworking his Administrators night and day. Packing 10 year catastrophes into an 8 year Administration is exhausting, don't you think?

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Thank you for posting this, Comrade. We need to keep reminding the sheeple People that we only have ten years left to implement Socialism worldwide fix Global Warminsk before the entire planet goes BOOM!

It seems that the Sheeple tend to forget how important this is.

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
Kamala has no chance whatsoever but Hilliary has a path to the Presidency: all Biden has to do is 1) appoint Kamala to a different office or 2) fire Kamala by telling her to resign, then Biden could select Hilliary as the new VP.

Since succession only applies if the President dies or is disabled or removed from office, Biden's controllers could easily remove him, thus making Hilliary the (second) unelected President.

Hilliary would then be free to select a new VP.

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