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Oprah Renames Network From OWN to MOAN

5/8/2012, 1:06 am
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Oprah's network lost $330 million, sweet. Is there justice in the world at last?

Oprah was projecting her thoughts, creating her own reality when something went horribly wrong. The universe was experiencing an Obama warp and everything reversed. Black was white, rich were poor and success was failure.

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5/8/2012, 3:38 am
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Endorsing Obama worked out poorly for her, didn't it? But unfortunately, not as bad as for the rest of us. She deserves more than just a small taste of humiliation for the misery she helped create.
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5/8/2012, 5:55 pm
I thought everyone knew that to run a successful business in the USSA, one must pay protection money. Isn't that why Maher contributed $1 million to Obama's Super PAC? How else can a man publicly call a woman the "C" word and get away with it?
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5/9/2012, 2:00 am
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Did she try to lay out a buffet table in the "green room" for Moochele on her own dime? that would do it... between the two of them, that's a lot of groceries.
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5/9/2012, 11:56 am
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The bright side is thanks to her good fortune, she can run her charade for at least two more years on her own dime.
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5/10/2012, 12:30 am
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I believe that the official administration policy is that Oprah is "too big to fail" Image
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5/11/2012, 11:16 am
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Perhaps she can open a sister network called Great Reward Offers Always Negated. [GROAN]. She would control both Mown and Grown.
Last edited by General Confusion on 5/11/2012, 11:19 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason for editing this post: clarification
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