The People's Translator Counters the "No Coherent Message" Criticism of Occupy-Wall-Street Progressives by Conveying the Social-Justice Message With Greater Clarity.

In any successful revolution, the Agit-Prop Professionals must have effective control over the messages to be conveyed to the unwashed masses, but the Theoreticians must always have effective control over the human-agit-props'* understanding of Progressive Doctrine. Thus, on those rare occasions when members of our Progressive Media absent-mindedly ask any of our human-agit-props to explain whatever slogan he-she may be displaying, it's vital for our cause for her-him to be able to accurately translate such slogan succinctly with confidence and clarity. Thus, we have developed The People's Translator:




*persons forced by capitalism to live in their parents' basements, those seeking employment on Craig's List, students seeking extra credit in their social-studies courses for consciousness-raising participation in street-theatre politics, those seeking to continue demanding ever-more support from the 53%, etc.


--KOOK