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Peter Defazio and The Progressive Bear Essentials

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Comrade Peter Defazio is a glorious Made-Progressive of the Tufts School of International Affairs. Commissar Defazio should be an example for all aspiring proles out there.
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Peter Defazio is a Commissar of high standing, and so he founded the Progressive Caucus to bring Awareness of the need of an open Socialist presence in the in the USSA Congressional Politburo. After 23 years sucking tax payer dollarsserving the proles more and more beets and vodka, Commissar Defazio's re-election may be in trouble, we must help stop the bleeding and attack the enemy now!

Commissar Peter Defazio has better plan than Dear Leader Obama for Cap and Trade, he would like the fine the proles directly in the sum The Politburo so chooses rather than have neo-kulak carbon offsets which he figures korrektly are far to much like free market decadence, da?

Commissar Defazio was livid with truth to power when ObamaStimilus was passed with Tax Cuts™ in it. "It wasn't enough to feed beets to all the proles." said Commissar Defazio, "What we need was more kapitalist money, just like Comrade Kurgman says, NOW!"

"If you don't take out the Rethuglikan kapitalist tax breaks I WILL NOT VOTE ON IT!!!" said the glorious Commissar Defazio, and he didn't. Instead he curled up in the corner of the House with Charlie the Bear and began writing his glorious Cap and Fine The Proles Bill.

Commissar Defazio voted YES! -- on ObamaCare so that all the proles can now visit Dr. Fuku.

When Commissar Defazio is done creating Progressive World Peace with USSA tax dollars he plans to retire in New Zealand on his USSA tax dollar pension.

Peter and Charlie the Bear deserve it comrades.

UPDATE:

Ready for soviet game comrades? Please take and tell us what does Peter Defazio says:
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it will be a sad day in the USSA is this comrade is defeated by capitalist skum [spit]. i can not see the future of progressive caucus with out true defenders of "the children".

i shall light an explosive in his honor!

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Irish Republican Army wrote:
i shall light an explosive in his honor!

Does Sarah Palin shit in the woods? You betcha by golly!

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When Commissar Defazio is done creating Progressive World Peace with USSA tax dollars he plans to retire in New Zealand on his USSA tax dollar pension.
This sounds like a good idea (I'm not sure what will be left of the USSA economy by then)

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Comrade Whoopie and all,

Thank you for setting the record straight on this filthy Capitalist. She gets paid a lot to speak to people and fill their heads with non progressive nonsense.

She does not appear to be aware of the benefits of the collective lifestyle.

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Citithens! Igor do Commissar Defazio...

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Peter Defazio us congressman petering abound with the world
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Defazio, Peter house of representatives helps things peter out
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Peter Defazio of the petering USSA and his defazio peter
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Comrade Igor,

You have a great command of graphicfull graphicness! Just think of all the data input you have saved. Some pictures are worth 999 words [deflated word value] You have saved yourself over 3,990 keystrokes. How wonderful!
Now get back to work, you can't sit on your [fill in the blank] all day and glory in past achievements. Otherwise you are a lazy [fill in the blank]!


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Yup. This Peter Defazio feller is funny....


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We hear ya out here in the Lone Star, Peter, you're doin' a damn fine job, Lenin would be proud: Robinson wants to fill our houses and water with radiation, Robinson wants to abolish ALL public schools, and the classic, Robinson is a RAAACCCCIIIISSST! Excellent job Commissar Defazio! And then there's this:

At the Coos Bay forum on Oct. 18, Peter DeFazio used Project Vote Smart's name and Political Courage Test Survey in his attacks against Art Robinson. Project Vote Smart issued a statement on Oct. 22 saying that DeFazio violated their rule, which forbids a candidate from using their name to attack another candidate.

Project Vote Smart states: 'This kind of negative campaign activity is precisely the sort of tactic that Vote Smart attempts to counter with its factual database. By using Vote Smart's name to give credibility to these attacks, DeFazio is cheating the public out of their need for trusted, abundant, accurate information."

Project Vote Smart does not allow the use of its name and programs, including the Political Courage Test, in partisan political advertising. All candidates in Oregon were notified of this policy in writing, and this policy is posted prominently on the Project Vote Smart website.

Project Vote Smart says, 'This kind of behavior occurs in less that 0.05 percent of all races nationally. It is our policy to condemn this misuse of Project Vote Smart's name and reputation and to alert the public to any misuse of our name or programs for negative political activities."

Now this Defazio is a fine Made Progressive.


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Looks great Comrade Whoopie!

Now don't forget comrades, today is the day to show neo-kulak Rethuglikans Revolutionary Justice™. Just let them know that you are the only thing standing between them and the pitchforks. Here's the training video comrades:



Now get out there and let the kapitalist pigs have it!


 
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