Pink handcuffs to 'arrest breast cancer' and raise awareness


Massachusetts police using pink handcuffs for breast cancer awareness
Prostitutes? Crack dealers? Shoplifters? Ax murderers? Extortionists? Unlicensed manicurist?
While ignorance of the law is not an excuse, lack of awareness of breast cancer will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
By the way, any of you slackers or Rethuglikkkan tea-party sympathizers who question the effectiveness of awareness to show you care can answer to Commissarka Pinkie who cares more than you, and retains the option to WHACK you with a pink shovel that she has had commissioned.
I'm heading to the beet fields, because I care.
And I'm aware of breasts.






A female character with Diabetes.
-Steel Magnolias, the movie