El Presidente wrote: Can anyone please assist me in identifying this abuser.
Your Comrade,

El Presidente

I think he's selling cars and pushing extended coverage known in the car biz as "Selling Air".

He lost me when his second sticker price was double MSRP.

Red Square wrote:In Soviet Russia, canned fish eats you!

Aah! Hey! I was just eating my chili, I don't need this spoiling it.

This thread is now being discussed on Free Republic, spanning on several pages. Here are some unattributed pics from that thread:

Hi there. I made a Fishy Rumor letter generator here:

- https://icanhastarp.com/index.php?article_id=18

If any creative minds want to compose more letter templates (trying to think of a good Communist style letter in particular) please email me at [email protected]. You don't need to fit all the terms, I can work them in.

Nice one, icanhasbailout!

In the meantime, Comrade Bobushka has sent us this design:


We liked it so much that we posted it at the store as a bumper sticker. All proceeds will go to a charity called "Punchy Kids" where it will be mercilessly looted by Chairman Punchenko and spent on booze and hookers.

- https://www.zazzle.com/orwell_obama_log ... 3602183453

Red Square wrote:Nice one, icanhasbailout!

In the meantime, Comrade Bobushka has sent us this design:

Marvelous Delectable simplicity!

UPDATE:

Considering the overwhelming response to these designs, we created a few new items for sale with them: https://www.zazzle.com/red_square

Holly crap this thread is gaining such popularity amongst the outside masses! Keep it up!

Just sayin' Hello! from the PW commentator crowd.

<img src="https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294 ... e-sam2.jpg">

What the heck. Have a buck on me.

<img width="570" src="https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294 ... dollar.jpg">

<img src="https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294 ... NeoWin.jpg">

Thank you comrades for supporting Dear Leader....

Comrades, Who's your Momma?...

Red Snapper?...

Red Rooster wrote:Red Snapper?...

Perhaps our Great Leaders wife is not practicing good hygiene?

Hmmm... I don't know...all I know is The Current Truth(TM).

Red Square wrote:I denounce Comrade Snoogie Woogums for spreading fishy ethnic stereotypes! I knew some Japanese men could be small, but this is ridiculous!

CHINMOKU,
i denounce all denouncements of the great empire of nihon. it is well known that the empire of japan utterly excelled in providing equality of service to the empire from the citizen nihonjin. we were unsurpassed until the murderous capitalists and their greater efficiencies in waging war due to free market principles and a sense of human value toppled us with two regretful kakubakuhatsu. ( in which we are still currently awaiting apologetic bombing of two texas cities with nuclear devices.) now we are mearly a socialist society of which you cannot even seem to accomplish. so i say chinmoku...chinmoku

any more derrogatory sentiments against the empire of nihon will be met with severe and unapologetic tattling. [email protected]

domoarigatougozaimasu,
emperor kakubakuhatsu

Comrades:
Here's some fishy posters with Glenn Beck's Obama Anthem for music:


Visit me here: http://tinyurl.com/knvs6h

Red Square wrote:

Genosse Pieck wrote:Comrade Red,

what does the headline in the USSR vs. Hitler poster say? Just curious.

The title on the paper says "Non-Aggression Pact between the USSR and Germany"

The original meaning of this poster is this:

Hitler has lost his smiling mask when he stuck his head through the paper and caught Stalin by surprise. Alas, Stalin was too nice a man to expect that anything bad could come from a man wearing a smiling mask. How could he have known? Hitler had always acted like such a decent gentleman before... Absolutely no one saw it coming. But the heroic Red Army quickly stuck a bayonet into the beast's cranium.

The reality, of course, was quite the opposite, with the exception that Hitler did attack first - which I believe was a preemptive move because Stalin would have attacked him in a couple of weeks himself anyway. Opening a second front was not as much a miscalculation on Hitler's part as an act of desperation. If anyone is familiar with the books of the GRU defector Victor Suvorov, he proves this theory quite convincingly.

Indeed. One of the reasons the Germans did so well at first was that the Soviets had eliminated their border fortifications and were moving their troops in preparation for an attack. The Germans caught them in the middle of it, while the Soviets had no defensive positions left to man.

SaulAlinsky wrote:Comrades:
Here's some fishy posters with Glenn Beck's Obama Anthem for music:


Visit me here: http://tinyurl.com/knvs6h

Watching this video I lost count of thrills and tingles running up my legs because my mind went numb with awe and incapable of rational thought, thus rendering me unable to count. It's what we need to educate the coming generation with. Very, very inspiring.

This fishy rumor was sent to us in an email, but it's also making rounds on the Internet:

Anonymous joker wrote:The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Should we report it to [email protected]?

DO NOT SPREAD FISHY RUMORS!!!!

Report these neo-kulaks immediately, before I wet my pants!

SaulAlinsky wrote:Comrades:
Here's some fishy posters with Glenn Beck's Obama Anthem for music:


Visit me here: http://tinyurl.com/knvs6h

Oh wow. On a serious note, does anyone know where I can download an mp3 or wma file of this for free?

Comrade, we offer great technical help to to proles, that's just what we social progressives do, here maybe this technical guide will help...




We know it's about pictures and not sound files, but that's not important, we helped you, just remember that when it comes time to vote... by the by, have you collected any necro-proxy votes as of late? My offices are in need of dead voters.

Red Rooster wrote:Comrade, we offer great technical help to to proles, that's just what we social progressives do, here maybe this technical guide will help...

We know it's about pictures and not sound files, but that's not important, we helped you, just remember that when it comes time to vote... by the by, have you collected any necro-proxy votes as of late? My offices are in need of dead voters.

Help me out, which way did I come in...

I admit, comrade, that during the last election I voted less than ten times in my state of Minnesota. Considering how close the theft victory of the election by my new senator (Al Franken) was, perhaps I was not zealous enough in bringing out my long dead friends and relatives to vote. However, I have flagged myself to whitehouse.gov and have also signed up for the Obama Camp this summer. Do you think they allow 21 year olds to join? After all, the only thing that matters is how old I think I am, right?

Comrade,

We will do the thinking for you dammit! Minnesota, eh? Moombat Minnesota. How fortunate you are, comrade, to live in the home of The Mime and Dear Jodin Morey, they are true progs! Whom we love and respect deeply. There is a Commissar here at The Cube, that may be able help you. He is the Commissar of your state.

Please contact him at your earliest... NOW!!!!

duhflushtech wrote:

SaulAlinsky wrote:Comrades:
Here's some fishy posters with Glenn Beck's Obama Anthem for music:


Visit me here: http://tinyurl.com/knvs6h

Oh wow. On a serious note, does anyone know where I can download an mp3 or wma file of this for free?

It's Glenn Beck's Obama National Anthem and a free mp3 download is available here (along with the the original video):
https://tinyurl.com/create.php

duhflushtech wrote:Do you think they allow 21 year olds to join? After all, the only thing that matters is how old I think I am, right?

My dear fellow Minnesoduhin. Actually, and I'm sure comrade Elliott would agree, it only matters how old YOU think I am - and right now I am an attractive 17 year old girl with tan legs and long blond hair who loves ponies and likes to party. What's your address?

OK, OK comrades. When all these glorious posters are posted the entire proletariat will know where fishy ØbamaCare☭ rumors are to be reported, what I need to know where the nearest ØbamaCare☭ clinic is that a People's Prostitute can report a fishy smelling infection.

Red Square wrote:

Maybe our "OnStar" button at the top of the page should point to the [email protected] email address and not the ACLU anymore Red.

Below is my email denouncing myelf to [email protected]. I sent before I thought. Am I in trouble?

Greetings:

Thank goodness someone in the government has had the good sense to institute a program that will allow good citizens to point out to authorities those among us that are not working for the common good! In times like these, we, as Americans and followers of President Barak Obama, cannot afford to suffer dissent. We must be a united front against the so called 'free market forces' that have held the common man under the yoke of Capitalism far too long. Long at last, with the ascendancy of Barak Obama, we just might realize the dreams of great socialist thinkers and theorists like Josef Stalin, Rev. Jim Jones, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Joseph Goebbels and Van Jones. How my heart aches to think of how many times in the last century great socialist revolutions have been hijacked and perverted by ‘fishy' Modernists and ‘shrimpy' reactionaries and how these crimes against the worker escalated into genocides, concentration camps, mass murder and orchestrated famines. You and I both know that it will work this time regardless of the historical precedent! We just need to spend enough of other people's money. Below is my short list of reactionaries that should be singled out for re-education.



Douglas W. Elmendorf (Congressional Budget Office)

Robert A. Sunshine (Congressional Budget Office)

Jeffrey Kling (Congressional Budget Office)

Sincerely,

Spartacus

Red Square wrote:

Comrades, I'm afraid that the young Comrade on the right in the picture has chosen to ignore Party commands, and must therefore be Purged:

AbecedariusRex wrote:

duhflushtech wrote:Do you think they allow 21 year olds to join? After all, the only thing that matters is how old I think I am, right?

My dear fellow Minnesoduhin. Actually, and I'm sure comrade Elliott would agree, it only matters how old YOU think I am - and right now I am an attractive 17 year old girl with tan legs and long blond hair who loves ponies and likes to party. What's your address?

Thanks for the offer, but I'm not into jailbait, myself, plus I don't really have an address. I usually just hop around the different bridges and boxes which reside around the city. But you might contact Al Franken. With that wife of his, you never know...

SaulAlinsky wrote:It's Glenn Beck's Obama National Anthem and a free mp3 download is available here (along with the the original video):
https://tinyurl.com/create.php

Link is broken.

Try this: https://www.rivenwolf.net/weblog/2008/1 ... al-anthem/

SaulAlinsky wrote:Try this: https://www.rivenwolf.net/weblog/2008/1 ... al-anthem/

Awesome! Thanks, comrade.

duhflushtech wrote:

SaulAlinsky wrote:Try this: https://www.rivenwolf.net/weblog/2008/1 ... al-anthem/

Awesome! Thanks, comrade.

Comrade - It was my duty; thanks are bourgeois. If you liked that video, you may like this one - Obama Can You Spare A Dime


If not, you're fishy.

SaulAlinsky wrote:
If not, you're fishy.

*sniff sniff* I smell something, but I think that's because I only shower every once in a while (using a rich neighbor's shower) to help the environment.

Comrades! I received this idea in a transmission to my tin foil hat from Laika. Thank you, heroic Space Dog, friend of fish and people!

I CANZ GET BLACK MARIA?

A great concept, Supercommissar! Another Beet of the Week Award goes into your pantry!

Only instead of another bumper sticker for your mother, Maksim, perhaps we'll use some stimulus dollars to create a few shovel-ready jobs building an extension on your pantry.

Comrade mi,

The problem becomes that many were not made at hires, and such a purrrrsuit would require substantial resources.

They can still be printed large using the output options on the printer dialogue or re-formatting them in a graphics program. They will of course pixelate and not be perfect, but still be usable and readable for their temporary function.

They say that when you give a mouse a cookie, it asks for a glass of milk. When you give it a glass of milk, it asks for a straw. And so on....

And just so you know comrades we are very serious about fighting for healthcare reform, so many have suffered needlessly because of the atrocity of not getting the Right™ to Healthcare™ met...

Shhh... Loose lips sink dictatorships!

I found this phrase in the comments on The Jawa Report linking to this thread on the Cube. So I thought, why not remember the old Obama poster series?

mi wrote:

Comrades! The agitators on the ground need these posters in resolution high-enough for printing...

Please, put up links to hi-res versions. The Party shall thank you!

I have a hi-res version of the very first poster on this thread, it's now a T-shirt.

Red Square wrote:I have a hi-res version of the very first poster on this thread, it's now a T-shirt.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Oooops sorry comrades to much vodka again, fell asleep on the keyboard. Here's a quick example, comrades have been doing this for years....

Blown up to @20x25 inches 150ppi:

Dithered:

Lettering Dithered:
<br>Not bad for free party favors, almost as good as government cheese. Comrades are doing it all over the country: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3291

Unfortunately many seem to be suspicious, we are still working within The Party™ to shake off these dissenters.

Actually the Shhh... poster I do have in hi-rez, only I don't think it's anything to write home to the Motherland about.

As for the Woman with the finger poster, here's the PNG file(1.13MB).

My Flag Whitehouse poster in hi-res has been posted with my other Tea Party posters.

Mortgages for the Masses wrote:Comrades,

I'll be infiltrating the Teabagger March in Washington next month. I hope to gather many names. My goal is to fill as many train cattle cars as The Ministry of Transportation can supply with these dissenters.

In the event that we do not have the transportation available, may I suggest to The Party that we shoot the old, well-dressed dissenters, and only ship the young and fit for reeducation to camp 21? I believe Colonel 7.62 can gather the necessary ammunition and men for the job.

This action, though some may consider it extreme, would also help reduce the expenses of providing health care for these ungrateful leeches, since they will be too old for re-education. Also, because of their feeble condition, their beet ration vs. labor output ratio would prove uneconomical for the Ministry of Correct Obama Thought(TM).
I am awaiting instruction!

In Socialist Solidarity!

Minitran has been made aware of your need for cattlecars to haul the unbellyfeeling oldthinkers under 60 years of age. Be advised nonpeople above 60.

I've gotten two clickthroughs from this thread on my site from DHS - once on the 11th and the other about 20 minutes ago.

Little late for them to be up eh?

Hey, icanhasbailout - There's an app for that:

Following the O-RWELL theme, Red Rooster also suggested O-LIGARCHY:

I added it to the Zazzle Store as well.
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This thread is clearly more equal than all others! Wonderful artwork and indistinct scent of fishiness pervades all in a delighful barrage of senses!

I lost my tuna casserole when I saw our Glorious Leader's rendition of canned fish claws. I must be more careful in my seafood testing in the future...

Inspired by something a guest on Hannity said sorry didn't catch his name.

What's yours is mine, what's mine is the governments, what's private is the public's, what's public is Dear Leaders... all for Healthcare Insurance Reform™ Reality Check Up™.... Hail Obama!

Red Square wrote:

The Helmet of a Hun or a Darth Vader Clone?

This just came in the email:

I know you get a kick out of seeing your signs in the hands of "the people".

Here is a clip of the overflow crowd at the August 31, 2009, Town Hall meeting Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky (D-9th ILL) held in Niles, Illinois.



A huge, huge fan,
Linda
Evanston, IL

Indeed, the National-Socialist Health Care poster appears at around 1:17 - and to the right of it, although not very visible, the "Stomp out class enemy's rumors" poster held at an angle.

Great Signs at Jan Schakowsky's Town Hall Meeting 08/31/09

Speaking of fishy rumors...

I posted this elsewhere, but then thought this thread is a better place for it.

Honesty is not going to get you health care!


Obama camp plants fake doc, Che fan at Jackson Lee forum.

If Obamacare is so great and is supported by all doctors and nurses, why was the only doctor backing it at the meeting a lying prog impersonator?

- https://tinyurl.com/pnxorq

Such posters are too wonderful and glorious for.....

Need Free Lunch Comrade? Please Get On The Bus, that would be Spike Lee's bus... free lunches for people's activism to help promote our glorious system are available to all. We provide visual propaganda for all your activism, from One Nation, to ANSWER!, to DEMOCRACY NOW!!!, to Global Warming Climate Change™....

...it's all for the The Children™.

What Dear Leader has is his gobbler stuck to his thumbs. Fortunately The Party has recognized the krazy sniffing glue incident and we are currently working on a solution with our new DNC Chair comrade.

She snorted Obama for lunch, we had to hire her.

You know what else gets flagged. Comrades who have capitalistic posts and sell fake items. ocoatsnorthface go to the nearest train station where they will send you to camp.