President Clinton Declared Father of the Year!

Dear Comrades,

The Central Committee of the Party sent a congratulatory telegram yesterday to Comrade President William Vasilievich Clinton, retired Party Chairman and President of the USSA, on his unanimous election as Father of the Year for 2012. As former Father of our Fatherland, it is fitting that such a great paragon of Socialist Virtues be given this great honor.

As Chairman and President, Comrade William Vasilievich embodied the Principles by which the Party has always operated:

He was a man of unquestioned honesty.

He was loyal and faithful as a Husband to all those women who needed a man to meet their needs.

He was self-sacrificial, living a hard life before, during, and after leaving office, for the sake of the Masses toiling in poverty under the boot of Capitalism.

Comrades, there can be no greater example of fatherhood than Comrade William Vasilievich. We owe much of today’s social progress to his tireless labor for the People. His compassion is world-renowned, and his warm embrace brought consolation to so many.

Young Socialists need to study with great care the life and works of this great Hero of Socialism. We must teach our young men to emulate his example. They should aspire to be a Bill for all those young Hillarys that our glorious public schools are busy shaping.

Congratulations to Comrade William Vasilievich! May we, the workers and peasants of the USSA, never forget your trustworthy example of Socialist Fatherhood!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Proletarian Red-nose

 

Of course he won. Every young woman he meets is greeted with an enthusiastic "Who's your daddy?".
 

Ah yes, Comrade Billhelm von Schleikmeister. He is indeed the inspiration for "Who's Your Daddy?" His best advice was, "You better put some ice on that". And everything was OK.
 

Comrade Sugar Daddy Bear, your comment was a low blow.
 

Old Father Darth
 

Sugar Daddy Bear - Hillary finds your lack of faith disturbing.



 

Is it me, Comrades, or is the rate of good news these days almost dizzying?
 

Bill Clinton arrives to collect his “Father of the Year” award
 

 

trashmouth

Comrade Sugar Daddy Bear, your comment was a low blow.

Comrade trashmouth,

If that's the case, then "Better put some ice on that". Universal advice that works in all circumstances.
 

Like the Federal budget ?
 

Dad, who is your friend?


 

Comrade Nomenklatura should get extra beet points for figuring out Comrade Clinton's patronymic. Given that William is not the most popular name in the Motherland.
 

"Man of the Year ", huh ? I'll bet.

It's nice to know that politics hasn't gotten in the way of his lifestyle.
 

In an uncharacteristic error you have misspelled the name of the new Father of the Year.
His name is William Vagisilevich Clinton.

Keep up the good work!
 

My apologies, Comrade Director, for this spontaneous collectivization of your original artwork...
 

Don't forget that I also received the coveted "cookie jar" award;









Bill Clinton, Minister of Truth, now also known as Father of the Year, touts his earlier recognition for the "hand in the cookie jar" award as well as the hand-elsewhere award.
 

I, Bill Clinton, as "Father of the Year," would be remiss if I didn't also tout another of my fine accomplishments: My Presidential Library-- Take a tour:



--Minister of Truth
 

And how appropriate is this, I ask?! Very, is it not! Comrade Billy had spread his seed far and wide, near and close... and even on at least one blue dress.

These need must take much time and our loyal comrade should be acknowledge as a purveyor of fatherhood and ...... personal pleasure. A true Marxist endeavor.
 

What Great News!

Makes me want to dance and boy do I know the perfect tune to get down with on this!