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President Obama is too Black to Fail!

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Comrades,

President Obama has enlisted the help of the legendary Comrade Al Sharpton, or “Bouffant Al” as a liaison to the African American community to ensure a high voter turnout.

According to an article in the WSJ (see quote below), there is a growing discontent among black voters who are “charging that the nation's first African-American president has failed to help black communities hit hard by the downturn, leaving party strategists worried that black Democrats will be come dispirited and skip November's congressional elections.”

This is very disturbing, very disconcerting,and makes me very nervous, because, Comrades: Dear Leader is too black to fail! All right, he's only half black, but to let a black president fail would be devastating to our cause. In any other case, I would say that failure is an option, but not in this instance.

We cannot let this happen. We must pull out all of the stops.

How are we going to get black voters to the polls to vote for white candidates in districts where there are no black candidates to choose from? This is the question.

We must figure out a way to bring them to the polls.

On a positive note, hiring Comrade Bouffant is a very wise move by Dear Leader. No one knows better than Comrade Bouffant how to instigate outrage,agitate, and rile up those in the black community when needed.

WASHINGTON—With his wavy bouffant and medallion necklaces, the Rev. Al Sharpton famously confronted government officials on behalf of black Americans. Now he has found a new role: telling black leaders to quiet their criticisms and give the government a chance.

President Barack Obama has turned to Mr. Sharpton in recent weeks to answer increasingly public criticism in the black community over his economic policy. Some black leaders are charging that the nation's first African-American president has failed to help black communities hit hard by the downturn, leaving party strategists worried that black Democrats will become dispirited and skip November's congressional elections.

To read rest of article in the WSJ Click Here

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How true Leninka. As we all know in our Progressive hearts, colored people of color are prone to failure. That's why we've gone to such lengths to impose Affirmative Action at every level. A program to level a playing field that will never be leveled.

Likewise these colorful folks can't speak for themselves which is why they need racial gate keepers like Phat Al and Jesse Jackson. Clean articulate spokesmen persons to put a light skinned happy nonthreatening face on the all too menacing negro ghetto black community.

Leninka, as a Nubian queen, you should be thankful that there are enlightened, superior white elitists like me looking out for you people. Rest assured that we will continue to look after our Kenyan King and protect his legacy from those damn racist Tea Baggers who would love to see him fail.

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Thank you, Comrade Whoopie,

This alliance between white elitists like yourself and the black community hasn't done diddly squat for has greatly advanced the hopes of the poor little black boy who is stuck living in project housing with his matriarchal grandmother, and half siblings. He can now look to government paid medical care, government paid schooling, government paid food, government paid housing, and free PSA announcements from none other than the junkyard dog the lovely wife of Dear Leader herself, the Belle Michelle. It's a better world with Dear Leader in charge, and black voters must be made aware that they need to go to the polls, hold their noses and vote for that pasty white candidate, no matter how distasteful it seems.

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I denounce the very premise that dear Leader is "too black to fail". Sweet, fancy gulags, black can never fail, only be oppressed. And lord Obama knows, nothing is as oppressive as dear comrade,“Bouffant Al” (catchy nickname, btw). No one knows how to oppress as “Bouffant Al” and he's taught dear Leader, all he knows (which took about 15 min.)

"No One Will Oppress Like Obama Will Oppress. Obamer Obama in 2012!"


and I love his subliminal salute to the peoples ~

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