To: Central Commitee Inner Circle
From: Peoples Collective Small Town NC

Special Report

Please to consider my proposal for new Public Works Project:


Your Humble Spiritual Advisor
Grigori E.R.

One question: Are those highways - or are those manually dug canals that connect Lake Michigan near Obamagrad to equally important waterways, such as, the Atlantic, the Pacific, and the Rio Grande?

It also looks like cutting the nation into slices of pie. Very very good!

Comrade Red Square,

Manual digging of canals will employ tens of millions for years to come. Generation after generation will know they have work for life.

Dr. Nyet,
Think of all the new waterfront property.

Grigori ,

Da!
Consider also they are an excellent habitat for the endangered Canaligators.

I see a few nice spots for a little dacha along those waterways.

Special thanks to Sister Massively Opiated.

Had vision of her and pod happily swimming past my home. Idea for canals would give her access to all the US.

Yo G!

Right on! dat be n` all straight. Man! May uhfend liberal Gay community. Slap mah fro! n` all easy.

Not enough redistribushun uh booze front propuh'ty t'benefit da damn No'd East Progressives and Califo'nia Communists.

Needs t'go back t'committee fo' revision. 'S coo', bro. Maybe add menny side kinals. Oh, add some New Deal Hoova' Damn in West Texas, too. 'S coo', bro.

And redojigger "Lake Michigan" in project t'"Sea uh Obama's Mercy."


(It is too straight. It may offend the liberal Gay community. It is too easy. There is not enough redistribution of water front property to benefit the North East Progressives and California Communists. It needs to go back to committee for revision. Maybe we can add many side canals, and a New Deal Hoover Damn in West Texas, too. And be sure that you rename "Lake Michigan" in project to "Sea of Obama's Mercy.")





Comrade “Pul” хулиганье
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.

This idea is coming along nicely I see. I am concerned that there may not be enough for the Canaligators to eat in the red states - perhaps we could put some kind of gator door for them to go in and out of the water in the red states?


It is too bad we cannot make big canal in Alaska for sole use by the native indigenous tribes, and destroy Queen Bitterclinger Mooseslayer's palace, but I think the water would freeze too quickly and she would just drive over it on a snowmobile.

Whew..... That was tiring. Just finished driving the stakes in my back yard. Worked out nicely. I'll be on the west bank of the NC arm. Will be able to sail straight down to Myrtle Beach.

Lets see......

Yo Cradle Man, (Cradle to Grave Marxist)

Knew you'd have my back on this. Down with all your ideas. Was just rough draft. Idea for design is based on roadways Washington, DC (anyone who has driven in DC knows what pleasure it is). Draft just shows the spokes of wheel. Actual wheel sections will be connecting canals. Like spider web. Thanks for the translation. Is most helpful.

Comrades,
Am thinking if Canadian brothers and sisters were to jump on this, could be one big, happy Wheel of Fortune. Could be seen from Planets light years away and they'll KNOW that there is intelligent but crazy life on Earth.

Yo G!

Right on! Dat be pimp-tight dat ya' iz on da No'd Wheelsolina side uh da kinal. Soud Wheelsolina be not da damn Obama plan.

'S coo', bro. We gots'ta put Lake Obama in West Texas fo' Commissar Deocritus, but he gots'ta t'live on some dyke t'see da damn lake an' kinal. Yo know das right!



(That is good that you are on the North Carolina side of the canal. South Carolina is not the Obama plan. We will put Lake Obama in West Texas for Commissar Theocritus, but he will have to live on a dike to see the lake and canal.)

Comrades,

The revised to be more acceptable diverse non-straight canals are glorious. Is there any way to link them to existing canals, like the Erie Canal? Many of these canals retain levees along which horses or mules pulled barges, an obscene inhuman abuse of animals. Political prisoners, starting with the outgoing administration would be ideal: big yoke, heavy chain to a boat of People's Goods, walking and pulling in seasons that would cause the USPS postal carrier to have nightmares and take early retirement--ah, I like it!

Comrades Tovarich,

Very good, though we will have to ensure that the water does not freeze - that can damage the locks, which is why the canals are shut down in the winter. I have seen the Erie canal when the water is drained - many interesting things are often found there, like shopping carts, car tires, and bodies.

I am very enthused by this idea. I know actual construction cannot really proceed without approval of the Surpeme Soviet or at least a nod from the Obamassiah, but I have an idea to get the workers trained for this as part of a pilot project for his public works project.

We hire a few thousand of the workers and they use their shovels to start digging holes. Then we hire a few thousand MORE workers and their job is to fill in the holes created by the first group of worker. This will DOUBLE the employment.

If this works, not only will we have our workers trained in digging and in fillng ( which will be needed to fill swamps, streams, railbeds, rivers, etc that are in the way of the grand canals ) but it is an idea that can be used by government to solve the unemployment problem forever.

After all, only capitalists think actual productivity is important, good socialists know that employment and fair pay is far more important.

I think between the canals and the hole digging/filling project, we can not only eliminate unemployment, we can become a totally green country. The complaints of the capitalists about loss of jobs will fall on deaf ears when it becomes known that the government has a canal or hole job for any displaced workers.

Yo Docto' No,

Be sho' man dat ya' do not real hire enny uh da wo'kers. We gots'ta follow party procedures an' use da damn ACORN model.

Do not sign enny sheets widda wo'kers, unless ya' be signin' dem down t'vote o' pay dues t'da party run wo'kers' union. 'S coo', bro. Be sho' man t'pay dem, occasionally, widda DNC VISA gift wheelsds. Dat way we's do not gots'ta boda' wid de stooges enny givin' crappy benefits.

Also fum da ACORN-DNC payday scribblin', make sho' man ya' hand out da damn gift credit cards every oda' oda' Friday. Yo! Always skim thiddy t'fo'ty puh'cent fo' de Party's party fund.

If'n dey complain about deir pay bein' sho't, tell dem dey kin eida' snatch de wheelsd and fill out da damn Uhficial Party Discrepancy Repo't-Long Fo'm, o' duzn't snatch de card and stand in line at da damn rail stashun t'rap t'de Commissar in charge uh handlin' complaints against da damn party. Jus' like Orenthawl James.




(Be sure that you do not really hire any of the workers. We must follow party procedures and use the ACORN model.

Do not sign any papers with the workers, unless you are signing them up to vote or pay dues to the party run workers' union. Be sure to pay them, occasionally, with the DNC VISA gift cards. That way we do not have to bother with giving the stooges any crappy benefits.

Also from the ACORN-DNC payday book, make sure you hand out the gift credit cards every other other Friday. Always skim thirty to forty percent for the Party's party fund.

If they complain about their pay being short, tell them they can either take the card and fill out the Official Party Discrepancy Report-Long Form, or don't take the card and stand in line at the rail station to talk to the Commissar in charge of handling complaints against the party.)




Da Peeps Rapper
Comrade “Pul” хулиганье
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

The revised to be more acceptable diverse non-straight canals are glorious. Is there any way to link them to existing canals, like the Erie Canal? Many of these canals retain levees along which horses or mules pulled barges, an obscene inhuman abuse of animals. Political prisoners, starting with the outgoing administration would be ideal: big yoke, heavy chain to a boat of People's Goods, walking and pulling in seasons that would cause the USPS postal carrier to have nightmares and take early retirement--ah, I like it!

Comrade_Tovarich,
Had vision of barges being pulled by humans. Was beautiful. So Green and animal friendly.