Did he just get tough with Dear Leader?

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, threatened the U.S. with a new arms race unless Senators acquiesce to President Barack Obama's New START treaty. Putin tells CNN it would take “a very dumb nature” for the Senate not to pass the treaty and that if they don't give in, “then we'll have to react somehow,” including the deployment of new nuclear missile technology.

If the Revanchist Counter-Revolutionary Senate refuses to capitulate, then Comrade Obama (may Gaia bless His Holy Name) will have to issue a Presidential Executive Edict. Thus "the situation" will enable Comrade Obama to do what He already wants to do.

Comrades,

In case you missed it, none of this action would he any fault of his, but would be forced upon this peace loving man by the evil, land grabbing United States and the stupidity of the Senate.

I am thinking this is all talk and bluff . . . we all know and have seen dear Leaders arms, which number in the 2's, so I do not thinking he needs to be in a race for more. He is not a greedy capitalist and is satisfied with 2.

And two ears, too.

As for Comrade Putin, of course, no one is brighter and smarter than he. This is why the Russian economy is no bigger than a peanut. I only wish Dear Leader in his success in creating a tiny low consumption economy, too. It is the only way we are going to be able to save the planet.

Leninka, your new avatar reminds of those creepy little girls that turn up in some advertisements...
I like it, it suits you.

Thank you Whoopie. That plate of ham and yams sure does look good. I don't know if we'll ever get porkers here in the gulag. Sure would be nice, if we could.

Why does Leninka's hair look like a collection of Slim Jim's ?
Is that style Party Approved ?

And C.W. ....... that girl in the second picture would creep out Steven King.

Comrade Krasnodar,

Must you speak of me in the third person? I got slave blood, I was down for the struggle, but I ain't no slave, no more.

Fine.... very progressive of you.

But what's up with the Slim Jim's ?

" I got... "? Are you sure you're not Ira Gershwin ? " I got rhythm, I got music ........."

Haven't you seen " An American in Paris "?

These braids are famous here at the Cube. Especially the time when I flipped my lid. They may look like Slim Jims to you, but they are the genuine article. And if you read even further back into the show trial of the gang of four then you will also know that Pinkie once demanded I give my braids to her. Fortunately, I was able to get them back after the trial.

The Motherlands Dynamic Duo will take care of any problem maker like they always do.

Oh, and Comrade Krap-No-Doer,

That you see my curly Negro locks as Slim Jims spells out only one thing - that you must always have krap on your mind. What does it feel like to have a head full of krap?

Leninka,

I, Krasnodar, am not so foolish as to deny my true nature, which you have so discretely identified. And I meant no offense by my previous allusions to "Slim Jim's ". I like them.....especially the pepperoni-flavored ones. Yum.

However, isn't the state of " krap-for-brains " ( K4B ) the goal and final destination ofall who embrace the magnificence of the socialist ideal ?

K4B? I have a feeling that is going to catch on among the proles. Yes, I was most offended, however, thank you for clarifying that. Years from now, when K4B is as commonly used as "the greater good," then we will all have a point of reference of who first invented it. It may even be helpful to you if you are ever brought up on trumped up charges in a show trial.

Leninka.,....you were right about my Slim Jim analogy. But as you can see, Slim Jim guy is white, and has these things launching vertically out of his head, like a Chinese missile off of Los Angeles. No similarities.

Oooh, a man of my dreams. I always knew there was someone out there for me, but I had no idea it was Mr. Slim Jim.

Don't forget Leninka, good looks and a "do" made of snackies are great, but is he a supporter of the Progressive Revolution ? Does he have Party connections ?
And most importantly, did he vote for Dear Leader ?

All that withstanding, I see that both of you have a thing for red and yellow.
That's something, anyways. And I hope you like convertibles, because that's the only kind of car he can drive without breaking his display.

With all of his brain in his hair, he is the perfect prog, I should think. Red and Yellow, catch a fellow prog.