Comrades, as we prepare to do battle with the forces of evil that seek to destroy all the wonderful progress President Obama has made over the past 3 1/2 years, our good friends at Unfair Campaign.org have come up with a simple, concise reminder of what we're up against:

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It's true! I was talking to a white person who has been unemployed for quite a while and was about to fall out of the labor force (as defined by the BLS) - this poor misguided fellow refused to believe that the unemployment rate for January was DOWN to 8.3%. He thought it could not be true because he had been looking for a job for four years and was unable to find one (it's always about them, isn't it?) This person refused to see the real reason for his disbelief was raaaaacism, becuase it's just so hard to see racism when you're white. But it's there, and this man is proof.

Last week, I was talking to this woman who was busily trying to put out the fire in her Chevy Volt which had been in a minor accident a few weeks ago. She claimed that the government should have informed her of the alleged "fire problem" with Volts but it failed to do so, can you imagine that? Of course, she was white and it was so hard for her to see the raaaaacism at the root of her problem, although the smoke from the fire may have something to do with that, too. But it was mostly because it's just so damn hard to see racism when you're white.

What about YOU, comrade? Look over there, to your left! Do you see raaaaacism there? If not, are you white? If so, that explains it; it's so hard for you to see it when you're white. But it's all so simple when I point out the obvious to you, isn't it? Of course it is.

Comrades, here's what our friends at UnfairCampaign.org have to say about the matter:

Racism is an issue that we don't like talking about. The Un-Fair Campaign was developed to look at racism and to encourage a community dialogue about the causes and solutions.

Racism is a complex social issue and depending upon what you see as the causes of racism you have ideas about the solutions.

We invite you to spend time on this website and to ask yourself how you may be part of the problem as well as part of the solution.

See it. Know it. Stop it.

I don't need to tell you that we, as a Party, are serious about finding raaaaacism everywhere it hides, whether it's actually there when we look or not (and what better way is there to hide than to not be there when we look? This would suggest that absence of raaaaacism is absolute proof of it!) We Party elites are part of the problem when we don't look hard enough and find all of the raaaaacism, and we must be part of the solution by endeavoring to find it even when it's hiding by not being there. And, of course, it is our duty as morally superior beings to point out to the whites who find their raaaaacism so hard to see just where their raaaaacism they are not seeing actually is. Like in not voting for and giving money to Barack Obama, and blaming Barack Obama for George Bush's mistakes and not appreciating Barack Obama's brilliance, etc, etc. But most of all, we must encourage a community dialog about raaaaacism, meaning we talk and they listen. After all, it takes TWO to make a dialog.

See it. Know it. Stop it. Fuck it.

Comrade Opiate: With my handy Party approved "Race Colored Glasses" issued exclusively via the MSM, I can find racism where-ever it hides just like they do!! I only need to put these on and look in the direction of any Tea Party gathering and I'm shocked to see what is revealed! There are no black, hispanic or asian people at these rallies looking for government handouts nor are they looking for entitlements, clearly because of repression from blatant racism!!

***These glasses will see only Islamophobia and not the atrocities committed by Muslims practicing strict Sharia Law or committing acts of terrorism***

I had no inkling that I was a racist, until you opened my racist eyes. I look at my refrigerator now and am SO ashamed. It's white! As are the inside and outside walls of my house. Even my toothpaste is WHITE! I don't deserve to live.

I too have seen the light... my refrigerator is white and I have white milk in a white container. It is all so exhausting... I'll just go lie down and think about this tomorrow... or Next Tuesday.

Darski, I spent a year in the North Amerikkan continent's gulag of Kanada, and was appalled to see the racist and exclusionary snowfall...

As Hong Kong was about to be returned to its rightful Chinese owners at the time, there was a smattering of token Asian or "yellow" snow, but it was usually found near trees and (I hate this word) Bushes. Otherwise, white. White whiteness for nine months, everywhere. It was worse than Salt Lake City.

And here is another friendly reminder from the Handicapper General! The entire population will have their vocal chords removed on the Monday before the Brave New Progressive World of Next Tuesday in order to make an "equitable" solution for those who were born mute. I pity them, for they will never call a Republican "racist" to their face.

Please explain this to me comrades. What if I am a minority and also an Occupier?
Can I still claim to be 99% and still be part of minority?
Would I be the minor part of the majority or the major part of the minority?
Would I be the 1% of the 99%? And is that good or bad?
And more importantly, if white people CAN'T SEE racism, do they qualify for disability payments under American with Disabilities Act?

I must be a racist. I'm white. I hope my black friends can forgive me.

Well, Comrades, I have a black fridge and black stove and black washer and dryer and black ovens. But I worry that I'm not sympathetic enough to blacks to actually own them. Sort of like going in black-face, isn't it?

Also I like Ella Fitzgerald, but am I too white to like her? Maybe I only ought to like Guy Lombardo. He's really white, isn't it? And he was from Kanuckistan, back in the socialist days, so I guess that was okay.

Naglaya, what you do not see is that DWEM are to blame for everything, especially since they haven't become the D--dead--bit yet. Now I know that Mike Malloy, a fellow traveler, and one of the most fluent haters on earth, and how I love him for it, routinely wishes death on KKKonservatives of global-warming deniers, so it makes sense that we ought to help the WEMs along.

That is, after we enslave them just a little bit more. As Comrade Khrushchev said, "When you skin someone, leave enough skin to grow back." I just haven't finished taking all the skin I can.

But I'm helped by earnest Upper East Side liberals, who are fighting liberals. Fighting to have all their money taken from them.

You know what? They're gonna get it.