More definitive proof of Red Square's dynamic persona attracting the multitudes who are hungry for the paradise that only socialism can offer. Or, perhaps these are congratulatory messages from comrades celebrating his role in bringing about the oncoming wave of leftist victories tomorrow !

Although Red Square is a very busy man these days, leading us to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ , he is quite aware of the fullness of his mailbox.

If you have attempted to contact Red Square and are expecting a reply, then as his secretary I am authorized to make that reply on his behalf.

Dear Comrade Krasnodar:

I have been asked by The People's Director, Red Square, to thank you for visiting The People's Cube, and for your kind thoughtfulness in taking the time to write your inspiring letter.

Although The People's Director does not have time to personally answer each and every piece of correspondence he receives, rest assured he does read them all, because he truly cares what the masses have to say about The People's Cube. You'll be pleased to know he even wears a ribbon on his lapel to show how much he cares.

Knowing folks like you are out there struggling give him confidence that things are getting better!

On behalf of The People's Director, please accept my best wishes that you find government in all your endeavors.

Very progressively yours,

Pinkie
Secretary to The People's Director
Commissarka of The People's Secretarial Services and Temp Agency
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P.S. I trust you're not writing him just to get his signature so you can turn around and sell it to pay for your mortgage and gas?

Commissarka Pinkie:
Thank you for your note...and I do not require any correspondence from Red Square. I just wanted him to know that his efforts are indeed acknowledged by the collective. In fact, I received this recent photo of him mingling with the masses, demonstrating one of the many splendid attributes of socialism.

On a final note: I, Krasnodar, would never compromise Red Square's integrity for something as paltry as money for a mortgage and gas payment. That would never happen....I swear to Lenin !

( I might consider a new BMW, however. )

Comrades,

Be polite and repectfukzie when addressing Comrade Square, or his assistant.

The last comrade who was disrespectfulzie has an early morning visit from the "Mind Correctors". They explained at length his lefts and rights on attitude. Some made their points with a bludgeon to drive the message home.

This comrade is unable to speak for himself to explain, The medical staff also has difficulty communicating with a comatose patient.

If his brain has not turned into a beet by release, he will make a statement.

Whether you will be able to understand what is said is another issue.

The squad has been awarded for the successfulness of their mission.