Harry Reid's "Dead & Dying Voters Rights" bill to help Hillary retain demographic advantage in coming primaries

Given the demographics of the votes for America's sweetheart and next president, Hillary Rodham Clinton, in the Nevada race, favorite son of Nevada, Senator Harry Reid, plans to introduce a new National Voters' Rights Bill during the next session of Congress.

"It was clearly a landslide victory for Hillary in Nevada," said Reid of her four-point win over Sanders. "The problem is, most of the people who voted for her are so old they fart dust."

The Senator's observation is based on exit polling which revealed that while the Hispanic and Union vote did edge toward the former First Lady, her real support base is centered in the old guard of life-long Democrats.

"This could be a real problem for former Secretary Clinton," confided Mort Todt, a spokesperson from the Titus and Ronicus public polling agency. "A lot of the Clinton voters had to be pried out of retirement to pull the lever for her."

Indeed, despite the wiry strength imparted by decades of pulling the lever on slot machines, many of the Clinton partisans may have given their last, convulsive twitch in the primary.

"It is precisely this which the National Voters' Rights Bill addresses," Reid assured concerned voters. The bill proposes a mandatory Hillary vote be cast for any voter who dies before the election rolls around in November.

"This way, the simple event of death will not deprive the voter of his or her voting rights," explained Reid. Just to be safe, the bill "grandfathers in" voters who expired before the primary as well, retroactive to then historic progressive election of 1912.

Thanks to the boys down in agitprop for the graphic, but I'm curious...is that woman playing a "Dragon Clam" slot machine? Has Susan Sarandon been notified?

Betinov -

Are you implying that Susan Sarandon could be practicing pulling the lever in the voting booth by playing a "Dragon Clam" slot machine?

I wonder how much would it cost to obtain security camera footage at the casino. On the other hand, staging a Union picket at the entrance would do it.

Red Square wrote:Betinov -

Are you implying that Susan Sarandon could be practicing pulling the lever in the voting booth by playing a "Dragon Clam" slot machine?

I wonder how much would it cost to obtain security camera footage at the casino. On the other hand, staging a Union picket at the entrance would do it.

Komrade Red, Betinov's made an error. In the picture, Susan's actually playing the Lucky Fountain machine and not the Dragon Clam machine. And before you say anything about the Nordic Quest machine, Hillary's playing it, but she turns into a ghost when she's in casinos so she can cheat all she wants and not face the consequences.