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Relax Comrades, all is well in the electorate

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I feel relaxed enough to lean back and have a wee spit of vodka. (ah yes, much better)

Yes, comrades, all seems to be going well. There is good news to have celebratory's over. . . those weak kneed, livered Rethuglicans are already speaking of "compromise". Those lovely words of "reaching out to Democrats" and can't- we- all- get- alongness have shown their smiley faces. And what does this mean, you ask? It means, only some titles might be changing from Democratics to Rethuglicans in Novemeber, but the desire for big government remains the same!

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I can smell Progressive victory as our pinheaded, sissypants Rethuglicans plan to fall on their petard to us once again!

Compromise, compromise, compromise! We have successfully frightened these nabobs from digging into any real change to dearest fearless Leaders socialist agenda.

So take heart, take a leg, take the whole chickenry loyal ones. November will be ours!

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Thank you Comrade Fraulein!

As I read your encouraging message, I could not help but notice the great similarities between the one you had pictured and the Female Rethuligan on the lest side of the page.

He has a problem by looking effeminate, she has the problem of looking to masculine.

It is more difficult to separate truth from fantasy.

May Dear Leader's benevolence shine on us all!

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You sly dog of a cuber, you are, most loyal Toooooorisky, for that is of whom the most accurate photo is it. Most amusing, is it not?

I have great relief of your relief. We shall overcome We shall prevail our "change"!

And may Comrade Laika visit your gulag most often. (I would suggest you keep an ample amount of vodka and other distilled spirits are the ready)

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I hope you are right Fraulein, the alternative would be too gruesome to imagine.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:I hope you are right Fraulein, the alternative would be too gruesome to imagine.

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Don't worry, that's not a gas stove.

A friend of mine was married to a gal years ago that threw temper tantrums to get her way. One day she stuck her head in the oven. She screamed "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!" My friend asked if she was going to bake her head because that was an electric stove. Then she screamed "YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!"

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All this talk of gas ovens . . . brings back shuttering memories of my homeland and narrow escapes of mistaken identity but I digress. . . . if any harsh steps need to be taken, I'm sure we have enough volunteers waiting in the People's Gulag. No need for Loyal Comrade to take the plunge . . . but I still digress.
These Rethuglicans will do the Progressive bidding. Bribes comrades, bribes speak loudly to all.

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Frau, I was just worried that you might do something rash if things don't work out. I remember the day your mother caught you sticking your head in your "Easy Bake Oven" just because the other girls in gym class were teasing you about your endowments.

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You can not mention something I told you in the greatest confidence while fractured on gin & tonic. Was that not the agreement?? Now you run all that you know. piffle

But do not be worried. I am confident . . just as I knew Comrade Biden would be a great orator and just as I knew dearest Billy Clinton was not a womanizing fool. Be of confidence, Comrade and rest easy (my endowments have never lead me astray. I AM NOT COUNTINGTHAT THOSE SMALL EPISODEs AT THE RANCHO, IN D.C. OR MILLBANK, MICHIGAN!!)

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Well there's no secret that the best thing about secrets is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly..



 
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