Honorary Cubist Jerry Doyle, of Babylon 5 fame, used his subversive faux kapitalist website to send statists in exile a message of hope in the form of a cartoon.


Take heed of Popa Joe in the background as he ushers us foward. Can't you just in envision the heroes of the party today, Pelosi... Reid... Biden, taking their place on the wagon of Hope® shoveling 159 weeks of economy firing fuel into the engine of growth, the unemployed plebs.

I get a tingle in my leg just thinking about it. We got your message Jerry. We got it loud and clear.

I see a lot of shoving going on and it usually leads to my having to clean my work boots.
And I see that someone misspelled Comrade Whoopie's name in the cartoon rendering. I do not know why they cannot ever get it right.

But it is a relief to know our benevolent government is spending spending and spending to help us all. (although I do not understand how spending over a trillion dollars has not made the county's economy flourish by now, but I am told it will . . . and beside all our Democratic operative friends ARE making monies).

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I see that someone misspelled Comrade Whoopie's name in the cartoon rendering. I do not know why they cannot ever get it right.

Thank you Frau, I can always count on you to have my back. Perhaps when you return it, this time it will be in better shape (since I've been laid up this last week in grievous pain).

Ah, we have managed to redistribute much wealth have we not? Not since those glorious days of FDR has so much been taken from so many to enrichen so few and produce so little gain as a result.

It really restores my faith in Socialism.

Thinking of wealth redistribution, the USA really has no middle class any more, we have only rich and poor. This is why we need redistribution.

Why then are we spending so much time and effort on proposing tax breaks for a non-existent class of people?

I denounce myself in advance.

No need to self denounce TPC. The truth (currently) is that there are still stubborn pockets of the bourgeois that must be eradicated. Obama has failed to grind them out of existence between the millstones of taxation and inflation.

(woe to the revolution)

Comrade Comrade, as much as I hate to remind the peoples, I AM the Official CZAR OF PARTY DENOUNCEMENTS, if that fluttered through your mind without stopping. I only bring this up as a gentle reminder - now you may consider yourself officially denounced. Go and reap socialism on every path you take. And remember, after the One is finished we will all be "middle class" according to the Official Official Pronouncement ™ .

Comarde Whoopee Whoopie, am glad to have your back (I just wish I knew what to do with it... pin cushion perhaps???). And I do apologize for any inconvenience of that wee small incident last week. But, seriously, there is no scar. Nothing to notice. EVERYONE MOVE ALONG.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: I do apologize for any inconvenience of that wee small incident last week.

Ah yes, now inquiring minds will demand an explanation. The good Frau tricked me into thinking her glass eye popped out and rolled under the copying machine here at Party HQ.

I foolishly got down on all fours to look for it and when I did the Frau jumped onto my back, swatted my rump and yelled "giddy up" Whoopie.

(the woman's insane)

THAT WAS PURE SPECULATION AND RUMOR. I was merely and simply giving you assist in masseusing your spine which you told you was "crumpled" from your night of partying and being suck in the People latrine. And here is irrefutable proof for displaying.


I have resentmentation of your suggestions of otherwise!!

Now I must leave to be about the peoples business of investigation unfounded rumors and fallacious internet netting.