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Rosie the Red visits The Wombat Factory™

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Comrades,

It has recently come to The Party's™ attention that a certain prole among us is a victim of hyr kapitalist upbringing. A WOEmyn that has been deeply oppressed by Imperialist Amerikan Ideology. So oppressed that once while driving hyr SUV, hyr Starbuck's triple, triple, mocha latte burned hyr lap and the kapitalists Patriachry refused to give hyr a $1,000,000,000 settlement to soothe the wounds they caused by even selling such a vile thing as hot beverages to innocents proles of the proletariat. AND comrades, heed this, Rosie the Red even had thoughts of *shudder* marrying a man!!! Though hyr re-education professors, we assume from Party Approved Methods™, vehemently promoted lesbianism and bisexuality, Rosie, we are told, could not shake such Patriarchal thoughts as marrying a man.

A tragedy comrades, an absolute tragedy!

We, at The Wombat Factory™, are hoping to help hyr take on the evil kapitalisths Patriarchy! We have many products at hyr disposal that come free with a lifetime supply of free visits from the Woomba Loomba's each time she is in need of medication.

And here's what Rosie the Red says...

Comrade Rosie the Red in distress requesting a visit to The Wombat Factory™ wrote:
Commodores,
Your assessment of my plight has been most observant.
This is most unfortunate but since birth I have been assimilated and brainwashed by my kapitalist mother and sperm-donor to believe in amerika's over-indulged, exploitative free-market economy, globalization as well as individual rights and freedom. I was also trained by tutors and teachers to believe in freedom of thought and the superiority of amerika.

It wasn't until I attended the University, that I saw the errors of my rearing. I was to discover that because I am a WOEmyn, that I have been scrupulously victimized since birth. I was given malformed dolls with disproportioned figures; I have always believed that “math is hard” and was (most strategically) dressed in pink. Because of this I found myself taking diminutive rolls in relationships, thinking of marriage to a man (of all things) and considering repeating the cycle with my own spawn.

I was very much encouraged by my discovery of your amalgamation and I hope to propagandize with you. (Off to the Wombat Factory). By all means administer lashings if I exhibit any signs of individualism. I will continue to self- flagellate and shock-treatment.
R.R.

Comrade Rosie the Red to Glorious Leader Red Square wrote:Thank you Comrade. I have found a collective utopia and a feeling of oneness in your site. The likes of which incline me to shed this burden of rustic individualism. I hope to blend well into the group think.
(Saluting and lifting a shovel.)
Your CountryWOEmyn, R.R.

Welcome Comrade Rosie the Red, enjoy your stay...

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This is a very very very very very sad narrative and I'm crying even as I type this please excuse the lack of punctuation but my salty tears have shorted out all of the commas and periods and such on my keyboard I am so ashamed to be of male gender I would consider changing but cannot afford to buy new clothes so please if I pledge to submit to counselling can I please be an honorary womyn (sob) oh crap I am crying again and argh my tears are gonna short out the damn power stri

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I am so distressed. First I am so glad I'm gay because I can never be a male oppressor but then I'm so sad I'm not straight because I cannot fall onto my knees and beg forgiveness...for something. And I'm so sad that I'm not a woman so I cannot commiserate.

You have just raised my consciousness. All of this time I've been on very good terms with women, knowing that they were different but appreciating how their strengths could help me and how my strengths could help them.

And I was such a fool, thinking that I could reach outside myself.

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Rosie Darlin',

You don't need to listen to these commie whako's, I understand what you went through at that damn commie university.

In the movie biz I get to deal with dumbass liberal types all day long, hell if it weren't for me, I often wonder if they'd know where the switch is to turn the light on and go to the damn bathroom!

Hell yeah, it gets old! One damn limo-lib after another thinking their shit don't stink. Yeah, I had to go to "Sensitivity Training" and then they thought they'd send me to "Anger Management" courses, and I said, "Piss the hell off! How's that for yah? Angry enough? See I don't need no damn training, I got my shit list down!"

Well, I'm sorry if I can't speak with big elegant words like these commies here, but I sure hope you won't hold that against me.

God Bless America!

Lone Stage Grip

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Comrade Rosie,

What a terrible thing you've been through. But don't despair, a few years hard labor sweeping dirt floors, planting and digging beets, regular doses of vodka and long hours gazing at his O'liness on the TV set, until you are so fixated on whatever he says that you are one with him, and all that has happened to you in the past will vanish as if it never happened.

We progressives, although somewhat squeamish about the idea of making a "commitment" are only so glad to commit to paying that mandated insurance premium that his O'liness will soon be requiring of us, because it is for him, and we are his slaves servants.

Welcome to the gulag. You are now safe with us, and will never have any of those evil capitalist ideas ever thrust on you here.

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Leninka is right, Rosie. Here you never have to think. It's all done for you. Relax. You're getting sleepy. And give me your checking-account number.

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Lone Stage Grip wrote:Rosie Darlin',

You don't need to listen to these commie whako's, I understand what you went through at that damn commie university.

How dare you use such divisive hate speech to describe us? We are not Commies anymore, now we're Patriots.

When we're not calling into Rush Limbaugh's hatefest talkshow pretending to be Republican moderates, we prefer to be called Centrists or Independents. Even in private amongst ourselves we've eschewed the term Liberal in favor of Progressive (since our good deeds have given the term Liberal a bad name and we must now distance ourselves from that label).

Please learn to be more crafty sensitive when refering to us lest you expose our hidden agenda true leanings to ridicule. We don't want to tip our hand needlessly alarm the useful idiots people before we seize power enact our compassionate policies.

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I'm thinking that we ought to rename ourselves the Caring-n-Compassion Brigade. Go around with tee-shirts with smiley face on them. People relax and then you take their wallets.

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That's right Comrade Whoopie, we're Patriots NOW! Just like Comrade Ayers:

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We were waiting for Comrade Rosie the Red to show up to present hyr with a crate of of the finest products from The Wombat Factory™, but Red Star kicked the door in last night and bribed the twelve Woomba Loomba's on guard. He and his Acorn goons Highly Trained Troopers took the crate to The Whyte Hoose Womyn's Councyl where it was devoured in a matter of seconds!

Comrade Rosie the Red may have to take another number from the ticket dispenser at the factory door unless she comes up with serious bribes evidence as to hyr late arrival.

Proles have been known to wait in line for 6 months or more to visit The Wombat Factory™, the lines these days have surpassed the lines at that kapitalist borgeius Amerikan Dream factory Disneyland! Ewwwwe! It hurts my prog brain to even think of that place!

We will be doing the peoples business and counting necro-proxy votes... let us know if Comrade Rosie the Red shows up.

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While doing The People's Business™, Madame Dr. Fruitstand showed up at our offices today and gave us these graphs so that WE may better ascertain the future of our progressive desires...

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Comrades,
I apologize for delay. I was in the Breadline™ six hours again, for my daily ration of Soylent Green™. As you can see Commissarka Pinkie was able to bludgeon negotiate her way to the front of the line with her Party Approved Shovel.
I am deeply touched by you and your femynist rhetoric. As I can see, you are femen, in touch with your femynyn side.
As you may know I have recently come out of the closet as a straight WOEmyn. Of this I am not proud and recognize that I have a problem. I will promptly have my bar code modified and proceed to quarantine (away from straight myn) in order to prevent unapproved population multiplication. What better place than The Wombat Factory™????

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Rosie the Red,

I believe this party approved education film might help you as far as gender issues goes.





Always happy to help a Comrade!!!

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Thank You Comrade Snoogie Woogums!! Yes I watched that and this in the Wombat Factory™!

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Lone Stage Grip wrote:Rosie Darlin',

You don't need to listen to these commie whako's, I understand what you went through at that damn commie university.

Lone Stage Grip


Ghost of Stalin™!! Can it be that we have an Uncitizen™ in our midst? I shall request the assistance of Commander Ayers™ and my trusty Whip of Cooperation™ to reeducate him for his Hatespeak™!!



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Thank you Comrade Snoogie for providing Party Approved™ propaganda!

Rosie the Red wrote:
Comrades,
I apologize for delay. I was in the Breadline™ six hours again, for my daily ration of Soylent Green™. As you can see Commissarka Pinkie was able to bludgeon negotiate her way to the front of the line with her Party Approved Shovel.
I am deeply touched by you and your femynist rhetoric. As I can see, you are femen, in touch with your femynyn side.
As you may know I have recently come out of the closet as a straight WOEmyn. Of this I am not proud and recognize that I have a problem. I will promptly have my bar code modified and proceed to quarantine (away from straight myn) in order to prevent unapproved population multiplication. What better place than The Wombat Factory™????


Comrade Rosie! If you read the charts from Dr. Fruitstand above you would know the proper femynist terminology for Roosters such as myself. As you can see from the progressive femynist charts above, I am a member of the #@&*!Myn gender group.

Also your picture at the Breadline™ has been falsified! I had Agent Goreleftic tail youtrack your movements. And this is the photo he brought back to me...

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Explain yourself Comrade! Why would you remove Leninka, Lnt, and Sister Massivley Opiated from your photograph!?!

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Rosie the Red wrote:
Lone Stage Grip wrote:Rosie Darlin',

You don't need to listen to these commie whako's, I understand what you went through at that damn commie university.

Lone Stage Grip

Ghost of Stalin™!! Can it be that we have an Uncitizen™ in our midst? I shall request the assistance of Commander Ayers™ and my trusty Whip of Cooperation™ to reeducate him for his Hatespeak™!!

Good Catch Comrade Rosie! You have a cowboy in your pocket!

However, Comrade Ayers is Trotskyite, so he prefers to have his hat...

Sorry Comrade Rosie the Red, we were informed by the Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking and Stuffed Mice Toys™ that such depictions are far to graphic, even though performance art of womyn feigning bloody rape happened daily in our re-education camp thanks to the ideology prescribed by Comrade Ayers, thus we moved this depiction to the gulag of the redCAGE!...

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We have your crate ready, Comrade Rosie the Red, as soon as you answer to your high treason falsifications above, please feel free to choose which crate you would like us to open for you first...

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Red Rooster wrote:Thank you Comrade Snoogie for providing Party Approved™ propaganda!

Rosie the Red wrote:
Comrades,
I apologize for delay. I was in the Breadline™ six hours again, for my daily ration of Soylent Green™. As you can see Commissarka Pinkie was able to bludgeon negotiate her way to the front of the line with her Party Approved Shovel.
I am deeply touched by you and your femynist rhetoric. As I can see, you are femen, in touch with your femynyn side.
As you may know I have recently come out of the closet as a straight WOEmyn. Of this I am not proud and recognize that I have a problem. I will promptly have my bar code modified and proceed to quarantine (away from straight myn) in order to prevent unapproved population multiplication. What better place than The Wombat Factory™????


Comrade Rosie! If you read the charts from Dr. Fruitstand above you would know the proper femynist terminology for Roosters such as myself. As you can see from the progressive femynist charts above, I am a member of the #@&*!Myn gender group.

Also your picture at the Breadline™ has been falsified! I had Agent Goreleftic tail youtrack your movements. And this is the photo he brought back to me...

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Explain yourself Comrade! Why would you remove Leninka, Lnt, and Sister Massivley Opiated from your photograph!?!

Dammit, Red Rooster,

I was hoping that I was in charge of doling out the bread, and that's why I wasn't in the picture. Now you have me smack dab in the middle of the bread line waiting to see if I get a loaf or not. With my luck it will be a moldy loaf.

Well, at least I get to be in the same bread line as my Cubist comrades. Misery does love company.

Comrade Red Rosie,

Don't worry about not putting us all in the picture. We're all invisible here anyway.

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Comrade Leninka!

You know that Woomba Loomba's dole out the bread! Are you trying to jump rank on my little wobbly WOEmyn folk who created the term "man-caused disaster" mind you, AND saw too it Sherriff Joe didn't keep our poor, poor, poor, poor oppressed brethren of Nogales in check. Now would like some bread?

Here you go...

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Comrade Red Rooster,

I know. I was just dreaming. At least the Jiffi-Lobos don't completely wipe out my dreams. Even in the gulag one can aspire to those who evenly redistribute the bread or vodka.

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Leninka I want to thank you and Comrade Rosie the Red for your recent photo shoot you did with Nansky Pelosky. I see you made Nansky a big Leninka Fan and gave her a Leninka pin. That was very kind of you both.

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Comrade Red Rooster,

How flattering.

Oh, such an honor to be on the breast lapel barf barfof a Comrade only just a little less equal than the Many Titted Empress. I must admit it does somehow improve her appearance and seems to give her the strength of a hirsute true prog female proll like myself.


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I knew the devil came in many forms, but I never dreamt that the devil would be so surgically lifted, tightened, and chemically refurbished. And the brain, where did that brain come from? Oh, yes, of course, the lineage came from the bastard son of the only victim who ever survived servicing Jack the Ripper.

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Comrade Leninka, You're very welcome, and speaking the MTE, we recently had a run in with hyr and scared hyr half to death, poor thing...

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Bet it scared her so much those teats only produce five day long cultured Yerba Diabla.

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Yes My Glorious Comrade Lenika, your Rooster is one scary Cock! As you can see we are working on a set of new hats for all comrades of The Party™...



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Comrades! I have to announce that with every fifth service at Jiffi-Lobo(tm) you get a free <i>ice axe in the brain</i>! Comrade Leon Trotsky would so approve. And the really good thing is that this means that the signals from Laika, Noble Space Dog, don't have to be translated from a tin-foil hat but go <i>directly into the brain</i>. How prog is that?

No thinking, no waiting.

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Ooh, Billy Boy. Love the ice pick. Karla Fay Tucker's been visiting you from hell, now, hasn't she?
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Referenced to Comrade Red Rooster's last post.

Sorry, Comrade Theocritus, we must have been posting simultaneously. My apologies for presuming what I presumed.


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Oh, Leninka, great socialist minds never think alike in vain. The problem is when we think independently. Then we might not arrive at The Current Truth(tm). That would be a problem.


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Yes, God Damn America! And whitey, too.


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Comrade RR,

That's glorious, just glorious! If only dear Che had lived to see the day.

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Comrades!
I hate to interrupt your Glorious hat-design fashion session (because it so femynin), but breaking news is upon us. It seems the Woomba Loombas ™ have gone on strike! Yes, I'm afraid they have discovered their mayle counterparts make .00000000001 Rubles more a year than they. So you see I will not be carried away, but will join them (as will you if you know what's good for you) in their aspirations for EQUALITY™.

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Comrade Red Rosie,

That a girl. It might take years. But becoming as equal as Nanski and the Nutcracker is truly, a noble aspiration, and achievement. We should all be so inspired.

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His O'liness should appoint a Czar for forcing businesses to pay striking workers just as much as if they were doing real work. They should also be paid for sympathy strikes. In fact it could be said that somewhere in America there is always a strike going on so all businesses should have to pay all workers any time they weren't at their desks.

Plus transportation costs too. I think that I need to join a strike in Honolulu. Anyone coming?

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Rosie the Red wrote:Comrades!
I hate to interrupt your Glorious hat-design fashion session (because it so femynin), but breaking news is upon us. It seems the Woomba Loombas ™ have gone on strike! Yes, I'm afraid they have discovered their mayle counterparts make .00000000001 Rubles more a year than they. So you see I will not be carried away, but will join them (as will you if you know what's good for you) in their aspirations for EQUALITY™.

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Cock-A-Doooooooodle Dooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Yes Comrade Rosie it was horrible, absolutely horrible, one moment the Woomba Loomba's were happily making glorious Products for The People™ in The Wombat Factory™ and next thing I know they hit the picket lines! Protesting EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE, madness I tell you, madness! But it's the price we pay for The Children™, it's all for The Children™, because NOTHING had been done for The Children™ until the 1960's and the glorious Kultural Revolooshin™, WHY!?! WHY!?! WHY!?! Have we never thought of The Children™!?!

So we must march NOW!!! And we must make a Difference™ NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!

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(They say imitation is the best form of flattery... I would give flowers, but that is so bourgeois!)

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Since they're out about protesting, comrades, feel free to take them where ever you need to protest, they make great...er... let me quote Comrade Nansky here: "AstroTurf™"

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Did Nansky actually talk about astroturfing something? My lord. She must have been receiving really good Laika signals in her ice-axe.

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Now you did it Crimson CommiCock! You freed the Woomba Loombas ™! Now they randomly protest anything and everything!
What will be next???
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Glorious Globes of GreenPeace™!! After having run-ins with some turkey-basters, the Woomba Loombas ™ protest toxic chemicals in non-organic PeoplesBread™ and non-organic Vodka™!!
You go girls!!

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I must admit Comrade Rosie, it is actually a great relief!!!

I have been trying to get the Woomba Loomba's out of the factory for some time now, but alas there are no takers. Their music is subjective moral relativist beauty, which is vile and gloriously wonderful as the play WICKED!! When the Woomba Loomba's are here at the factory all day long it's "Red Rooster, I'm sooooo uncomfortable can't you pull some strings with the Obamessiah to pass an OSHA regulation that says we are allowed to sit down and watch the machines do all the work for us while we get paid twice the salary of our !#&@Myn counter-parts!?!", "Red Rooster, there is no more communistcake in the factory refrigerator!!!! I want cake Red Rooster, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!", "Red Rooster, we are not wearing those male chauvinist pig dresses to that kapitalist pig wedding, if !#&@Myn can were suits to weddings so can WE!!!", "Red Rooster, OSHA regulation 24574331-654 says we need safety helmets on our safety helmets, we want more safety helmets NOW!!!!", "Red Rooster, OSHA regulation 3457-02-334098331-654 states Progrin™ and Progosill MUST be distributed only to pink bunnys with tatoo's and belly button piercings! We must call the Surgeon General and get a warning label put on this product NOW!!!!", "Red Rooster, we need to bury that !@#$& Ayn Rand, and all those other !#@$%& kapitalist pig women in your mass graves! They are contrary to The nEw PAraDiGm!!!"

So you see, it's more beautiful than that !@#& DWEM music of Mozart, when the Woomba Loomba's chatter and cackle and squeal about the Kapitalist Injustices™.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Did Nansky actually talk about astroturfing something? My lord. She must have been receiving really good Laika signals in her ice-axe.


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Thank you Red Rooster for that glorious display of Nansky I think I shall throw-up faint from her idiotic glorious metaphor!!
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Red Rooster wrote:I must admit Comrade Rosie, it is actually a great relief!!!

I have been trying to get the Woomba Loomba's out of the factory for some time now, but alas there are no takers. Their music is subjective moral relativist beauty, which is vile and gloriously wonderful as the play WICKED!!
So you see, it's more beautiful than that !@#& DWEM music of Mozart, when the Woomba Loomba's chatter and cackle and squeal about the Kapitalist Injustices™.

You are so right. What's more, I believe they have a new Wyte Album coming out. Some of their greatest hits include:

Commi I Lean
You've Gotta Fight, for Your Right to Apartheid
The Devil Went Down to Prog
Lady In Red
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My Glorious Rosie the Red,that sounds like such a glorious album! You should definitely appreciate Nansky's great Astroturf™ metaphor for The Million Mom March...

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Yes The Party™ must have it's Astroturf™! Janet Napolitano and Nancy Pelosi approved The Million Mom March...
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Unlike like many of those re-reactionary Tea Partiers, we had matching uniforms and signs and jumbotrons and refreshment stands and limo service and speaker engagements and it's all for The Children™.

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Now look what you made me do! I had to sharpen my shovel to dig this trench...

CODE PINK Protests Against Beauty Products

Code Pink activists protest “Ahava” beauty products, manufactured in Israeli settlements...

stolenbeauty.org

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Code Pink's Stolen Beauty™ breaks my socialist Heart™, the newest makeup is a glorious green!

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And just so you know my dedication to The Party™ Comrade Rosie the Red and how much I have supported the Woomba Loomba's in past protesting excursions, here is a picture of me at The Dyke March™ in Boston a few years ago...

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Where do I begin Ruby Rooster?? You kaptured Nasty Nansky at her most Tookiest! Your posting has indead made me laugh full of People's Pride™!

The portrait of you at the Dyke Festival™, is a shining moment! I can see now that you are a dedicated femynist, in support of WOEmyn and the Woomba Loombas™...as they continue their march for Sameness ™ with myn!

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Holy Batman they've been marching for a long time, and the Sisterhood™ has not received any Equality™ yet!?! Such a shame... what is this photograph 1957? Now if we could just bury in my Mass Graves all those Rethuglican women and Independent women who have become a success regardless of Equality™.

I think it's time to open the crates and administer some socialist help for these poor, poor, down trodden womyn...

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This product is still in it's test stages and still needs to be approved by the FDA....
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Glorious, glorious! To know there are such Convenient

products on an Inconvenient
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I will wait in line for these, longer than for bread and even longer than it takes to prosecute Bush!
Yes! I have proof these Progducts
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Progducts

we see the following proggress!!


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Glorious proof! Just look at the progress of equal misery our glorious socialists pursuits, we have a similar chart at The Wombat Factory™ to help us in our Progressive™ pursuits...

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Rosie the Red wrote:
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Some of those million mom mockups remind me of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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Perhaps it should be Sgt Cocker's Lonely Cocks Club Band.

And BTW, how many of those products listed above employed the wonderful healing powers of the detritus from the body of the One?

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Precious bodily essence harvested from the underarm during a military salute (that bears no resemblance to any other political figure in history)

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Creamy largesse milked from dynamic pectorals....

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Excellent salve made from spittle of the mouth...

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Most esteemed AbecedariusRex, thank you for visiting The Wombat Factory™,as we read the list of fabulous Intellectuals™ on the cover, I believe you are most correct, so we started a band...

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And we understand your love of Dear Leader here in The Wombat Factory™...

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And we rooted around a little, cause that's how The Rooster roles...

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Hey, hey, hey, free money over here!

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And from where do our summations arrive or lead? The same point, of course, the abyss...
or properly Post-Modern Deconstructionism...


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Ahhhh... Glorious Deconstructionist Architecture...

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Glorious Professors....

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Glorious summations of Synthesis™...

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Accuracy unknown, just found floating in the ether...
the very existence of black holes is in question, we can't be 100% surethat Einstein's theory should necessary work for this much massgathered in such small volumes, the theory certainly has itslimitations and it may well be that for such case scenarios with suchgigantic densities of matter it stops working. No one's seen a blackhole per ce, scientists can only hazard guesses as regards black holes

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Red Rooster wrote:
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Yo, homes, whadahell is dat shit? Dat's some fucdup shit!!!! what is dat shit?

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Our new style of architecture n shit!~ Looks just like home, homes, The Bottoms, ma brutha...

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I love modern art. Odessa, Texas, has a house with a half VW Beetle attached to a wall.

Such a quandary about not seeing black holes. The theory predicts that we would not by definition be able to see them, which means that the fact that we cannot see them proves that they are there. Right?

If someone used a scanning electron microscope to investigate the brain pan of Comrade Peloski looking for a brain we could use the same argument.

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Welcome back Commissar,

Perhaps that is the other half of the VW Beetle that contained a ex-hippie professor Rethuglican dissenter. Or maybe this man...

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My jackboot itches every time I look at this particular picture.

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I pity the man. He obviously is past the event horizon and now his junk will be squashed into little particles until even his light is sucked into a void .... Oh, wait, he's a college professor, that's already happened.

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Absolutely most esteemed AbecedariusRex, absolutely!!!!

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Ah, Rex, I do take your point but if someone is past the Event Horizon does that mean that we could ever know if his junk is squashed?

I'm thinking that Madames Janet Reno and Napolitano are the ones who will be in charge of squashing junk. Because I cannot see them interested in any junk.

I recall my matriculation in 1973. In the sociology department there was some professor named I think Fishbein who said every single minute, in case you were not paying attention, "Women will never be free until they're in control of their own bodies." Even I, with my strange proclivities thought that she was being expansive in her sympathies because I wouldn't touch her with John Holmes' dick. I was interested in psychology because I thought I might understand things.

Ms. Fishbein drove me into the arms of the mathematicians. Who were entirely more agreeable because if it was right it was right and they didn't care who said it. Ah. The freedom.

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Ms. Fishbein. LOL. Sounds like something out of Tom Wolfe.

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I've often wondered what happened to Ms. Fishbein. Perhaps she's here with Breasts not Bombs.

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Red Rooster wrote:Glorious proof! Just look at the progress of equal misery our glorious socialists pursuits, we have a similar chart at The Wombat Factory™ to help us in our Progressive™ pursuits...

Where in Marx's name is Megan Kelly?
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Commissar! Get that prole out of The Wombat Factory! She's suppose to be in a cave in the middle east protesting, ah, er.... SOMETHING!

Navigator, riddle me this, if the mind does not match the mange is there a home on the range?

Rex, as always a succinct footprint.

Rosie is watching you comrades, always watching, be careful comrades, Rosie the Red is one to reckon with.

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Red Rooster wrote: Rosie is watching you comrades, always watching, be careful comrades, Rosie the Red is one to reckon with.

That is right Commissar Cockle! I am always watching... except this weekend when I was most gloriously celebrating. Yes celebrating the defamation of those kapitalist pigs who protest the One's Progcare Reform! Nansky calls them "astroturf" but they aren't fit to stick a pinko flamingo in!! Yes we will party like it's 1984 and do the Commie, Commie, Commie, Cameleon!!

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Comrade Rosie,

Wait a minute. You're missing a photo. Where's the one where Comrade Michelle seduces Comrade Hillary while Comrade O is knocked out with his panties over his head?

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You have a great point Comrade Leninka, a great point!


Comrade Rosie, 570 pixels wide is max width, will I have to fix this picture for you? Well of course, your helpless and a victim right?

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Red Rooster wrote:Well of course, your helpless and a victim right?

WOE is me! Yes there is a picture missing, but it is not my fault. Nor is the the size of the picture my fault. I am not to blame, for any of my actions, but am a product of The System.

I have had no voice, the teachers didn't call on me enough, my mother dressed me in inferior colors and I have been brainwashed to be attracted to myn (which is so unnatural)!! No, I am not to blame, because even though I am the same as a man, (exactly the same), but superior in every respect (not sure how that works) I can never be accountable for anything, ever.
In woedome,
R.R.

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That's quite alright comrade Rosie the Red, we know you've lived in despair and been utterly socially stratified by a demeaning and unfair society. How wretched to have to live under "the glass ceiling" like Meg Whitman>>>

If you put the picture back up we can fix it in a jiffy.

- Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™

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Rosie the Red wrote:
Red Rooster wrote: Rosie is watching you comrades, always watching, be careful comrades, Rosie the Red is one to reckon with.

That is right Commissar Cockle! I am always watching... except this weekend when I was most gloriously celebrating. Yes celebrating the defamation of those kapitalist pigs who protest the One's Progcare Reform! Nansky calls them "astroturf" but they aren't fit to stick a pinko flamingo in!! Yes we will party like it's 1984 and do the Commie, Commie, Commie, Cameleon!!

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I see you we're indeed celebrating! And denouncing looking at the left for spreading fishy rumors about ObamaCare, because Dear Leader cares and Dear Leader knows ALL and my mind escapes me as Dear Leader makes us Safe™. Dear Leader is most concerned about these kapitalist pigs on the right...


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And the left ear is out stretched listening for Peoples Truth™, Hope™-fully Comrade Ayers will ghost write him some soon.

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Red Rooster wrote:Commissar!
Navigator, riddle me this, if the mind does not match the mange is there a home on the range?
Ummmm.....Megan's mange or my mange?
I'm better at limericks than riddles.
If Faith Hope and Change does exist...I hope in comes in the form of one Megan Kelly.
;-)

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Since you evince every evidence of being a Thoughtcriminal, you are much more likely to get Ms. Fishbein above. If you're lucky a true prog like Janet Reno or Janet Napolitano.

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Today in Our Dear Leader's ™ glorious Town Hall Meeting™;
Randomly chosen, a random, pre-approved girl was chosen at random! She spontaneously asked a random pre-approved question which took Our Dear Leader™ off guard! She wanted to know about the Astroturf™ in front of the building with their Mean Signs™. Our Dear Leader randomly answered from his teleprompter and she was returned to the Youth Camp™ forthwith!!
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