School lunch: Next Tuesday has not yet arrived


Some are citing this discrepancy as evidence of the regime's failure to meet the expectations of the proletariat, when in reality, it is just another sign that our Glorious Leader™ and his Glorious Family Unit #1 simply need more time to fully implement the remainder of their second five-year plan.
Students are asked to sacrifice a little more for a little longer until the regime can finally attain the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ that has been promised to them since His Majesty Obama first campaigned for the scepter he currently holds.
Do not lose faith comrades, colorful and healthy lunch choices are on the way. But you must help us defeat the evil conservatives who, under the guise of individual liberty, are preventing the regime from fulfilling their promises to you, the Everyday-Americans™.




"What you get is what you got." -- The Progressives


Gummipuppe
My dog and kids eat garbage. I'm ready for Hillary!And you're a good comrade for it. But, how is the lighting in your


Dedhedvedev
"What you see is what you get." -- Apple Computer (circa 1984)"What you get is what you got." -- The Progressives
"What you get is what you got." -- IBM/Apple merger




Konservative_Punk
...But, how is the lighting in yourI am grateful that our wind turbine broke down, and it has been too kloudy for the solar panels to work, so we have been eating our approved meals in the dark. Even if we had elektricity, the kurley-kewed, planet-saving




With a budget of millions of dollars I ask where is this crappy "food" coming from? How are the schools, who are getting paid by our tax dollars, getting this product?
As we all know the light with which you see things does make all the difference.


There are, of course, Monday-Americans and Saturday-Americans, and even Next-Tuesday-Americans, and then there are Everyday-Americans who are neither one of those but can relate.
It appears that today's Everyday-Americans are being led by Next-Tuesday-Americans into a dimension in time-space where every day of the week is Next Tuesday.
Glorious!


Red Square
Me, I like the new expression "Everyday-Americans."Oh Dear Red Square, I wholeheartedly agree. Everyday-Americans are the only all-inclusive subset of hyphenated Americans. And they beat the hell out of 'Random-Folks'.

Hammer and Loupe
Dedhedvedev
"What you see is what you get." -- Apple Computer (circa 1984)"What you get is what you got." -- The Progressives
"What you get is what you got." -- IBM/Apple merger
"What you got is what I want." -- Obama
"What you want, baby I got." --




KAMMERAT_X
...With a budget of millions of dollars I ask where is this crappy "food" coming from? How are the schools, who are getting paid by our tax dollars, getting this product?....Komrade, it comes from unionized kompanies and korporations who's union bosses, top managagers, and owners write very large kampaign kontribution checks to the Demokrat party. It's the Chikago Way. The fish skins, cellulose rolls, and ant pupa are then distributed by Central Planning for konsumption by the






UPDATE: Chicago Public School Students on School Lunch Revolt
According to an NPR report, one student named May recently insisted, “We hope to achieve fresher food, healthier food, a larger portion, food that we can actually eat.”


Konservative_Punk
Gummipuppe
My dog and kids eat garbage. I'm ready for Hillary!And you're a good comrade for it. But, how is the lighting in your
I believe a school program to train students in dumpster diving could be very beneficial. I would be happy to administer the program. I think $100 billion initial investment from the People's representatives would be a step in the right direction for the first month of 2016 in order to do a feasibility study and run a pilot program.
This would also help to reduce land fill and clean up the environment.


I suck this stuff up every day!
At least, that's what the gubmint toll me.



Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
I believe a school program to train students in dumpster diving could be very beneficial. I would be happy to administer the program.I agree 100%, though I suspect you're being facetious, Komrade Kangaroo. If so, I recommend having your local library get a copy of this book for you on interlibrary loan.
I figure I saved about $2000 on food last year dumpster diving (which is $3500 I didn't have to earn to be taxed by Dear Leader), both fridges and both freezers are full, and I'm up to my arse in computers, books, greeting cards, you name it we got it.


Lev Termen
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
I believe a school program to train students in dumpster diving could be very beneficial. I would be happy to administer the program.I agree 100%, though I suspect you're being facetious, Komrade Kangaroo. If so, I recommend having your local library get a copy of this book for you on interlibrary loan.
I figure I saved about $2000 on food last year dumpster diving (which is $3500 I didn't have to earn to be taxed by Dear Leader), both fridges and both freezers are full, and I'm up to my arse in computers, books, greeting cards, you name it we got it.
Sounds exciting! Can't wait for this book to show up in a dumpster near me so I can own it. Paying for a book on dumpster diving would be counter-intuitive. I'm sure it's not what the author would have wanted.


Lev Termen
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
I believe a school program to train students in dumpster diving could be very beneficial. I would be happy to administer the program.I agree 100%, though I suspect you're being facetious, Komrade Kangaroo. If so, I recommend having your local library get a copy of this book for you on interlibrary loan.
I figure I saved about $2000 on food last year dumpster diving (which is $3500 I didn't have to earn to be taxed by Dear Leader), both fridges and both freezers are full, and I'm up to my arse in computers, books, greeting cards, you name it we got it.
Comrade, I read only what is approved by the Party™ for my benefit and the Party™ sends it to me. The Party™ knows best.
The money one might save is not important. Does it help the Cause™? That's what is important. If forcing citizens to dig through trash in order to feed The Children™ will advance the cause of Equality For All™, come Next Tuesday™, I'm all for it!
Who could be against feeding The Children™ and Equality For All™?


Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Who could be against feeding The Children™ and Equality For All™?
