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Shortage of Angry White Men In London

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With a shortage of angry whites in London, the Brits have resorted to conscripting unwilling colored folks to do their dirty work. Yet the sophistication of Europe is hard to overcome even in rioting. As one reporter states, “One could see that the police, as well as the demonstrators in London's streets, were finding it difficult to decide when to use violence and when to be polite.” Perhaps Britain's socialism produces a more genteel population. Maybe even in Utopia the riots are pleasant as long as the State is sensitive to the needs of the people.

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However in the same article he states, “In Tottenham, where the violence started on Saturday, a tall, young black man was trying to argue with a policeman who was blocking the main street, along which dozens of shops had been torched.” One does wonder how “polite” torching of dozens of shops is performed. Does one hold a pinky in the air while hurling the Molotov cocktail? Such graciousness could never, ever be seen in the uncultured crassness of America. Granted, buildings would still be burned, but tea and crumpets would never be served.

The question must still be asked. What are these satisfied socialists complaining about. Or maybe even Utopians need to sow some wild oats now and then. Are they not really unhappy about anything at all and rioting is nothing more than Utopian entertainment? All this is beyond this observer's myopic American eyes. A simple and unsophisticated American could never understand the workings of an advanced and enlightened European Socialism.

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Comrade People's Comrade, it's the speed - or lack thereof - at which it's all taking place that has our European comrades in a snit. Can you blame them? We, too, want - and DESERVE! - a fully equal collektive NOW, but here in the USSA we've been dumbed down by our former Judeo-Christian culture for so long that we're just recently finally begun to realize how entitled we are! To Europeans, however, who have been following Rousseau and Marx for so much longer than we have - why, this is just a continuation of the glorious French Revolution! POWER TO THE PEOPLE, comrades!!

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You know what makes me sick about all this? The fact that we could enjoy that same kind of robust democracy here in America, if only we weren't all being held hostage by those terrorists in the Tea Party!

Obama's Frankenstein: In furtherance of its radical Islamist expansion agenda, the UN calls for Cameron's resignation in light of the 'peaceful' rebels setting fire to England.

The question now arises: Will Frankenstein turn on its creator because of riots in Philidelphia, USA?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:You know what makes me sick about all this? The fact that we could enjoy that same kind of robust democracy here in America, if only we weren't all being held hostage by those terrorists in the Tea Party!

Kommissarka Pinkie:

Perhaps you mislayed your kopy of the recent memo, or per chance a slight breeze accidentially blew it into your memory hole... But using the terms "terrorists" and any reference to the Tea-baggers is excessively and superfilously redundant and needlessly repetitive. The memorandum clearly extoles GOOD Komrades to use the new term issued by the Inner Party: Tea-rrorists.

Your kind cooperation with this directive is strictly voluntary; however, lack of support may reflect your apparent lack of loyalty and dedication.

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Thank you.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
It would seem to me that -- in the interest of equal opportunity and political Korrectness -- that the British Government should impose mandatory quot--ER Equal Opportunity targets to ensure the rioting masses reflect a more balanced sample of the British populous.

In a word... there are simply not enough Caucasian-complected folk in the rioting masses to make this a proper riot. Ergo, these urchins will simply have to suspend the chaos until the proper blend of colour can be achieved.

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Thank Stalin none of those polite, civil British mobs have conceal carry laws! Just think of all the innocent people that could get hurt! It's all about The Children™!


 
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