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Spam from Glorious Al Riyadh

السلام عليكم

كثر اليوم المطالبة والبحث عن البروكسيات او برنامج البروكسي والمعذره اذا كان القسم خاطيء وأتمنى نقل الموضوع الى المكان المناسب.

مواقع بروكسي جديدة لفتح المواقع المحجوبة بروكسي 2009
البروكسي هو برنامج او مواقع تستخدم روابط مشفرة لايصالك لأي موقع محجوب من قبل مزود الخدمة و تنتشر هذه المواقع على الشبكة غالباً لأن مستخدمي موقع الفيس بوك و مواقع ماي سبيس لا يستطيعون دخول هذه المواقع من مقار عملهم او مقار دراستهم في الولايات المتحدة

و يبحث الكثيرين عن بروكسي لفتح مواقع اباحية او كافره غير سويّه

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كلمة بروكسي proxy تعني : الوكيل او الشخص المفوض من قبلك لكي يقوم بالمهمة , مهمة البروكسي هي القيام بفتح الموقع عنك وانت ستقوم بالتصفح عبر الموقع (البروكسي) .

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هل تبحث عن بروكسي فعلا ؟

لماذا تريد استخدام خدمة البروكسي ؟

هل هناك موقع تعتقد انه غير جدير بالحجب و فيه مواد فعلا مفيدة ؟

هل أنت مستخدم من المملكة العربية السعودية ؟

اذا طالب برفع الحجب عنه من هنا

أفضل طريقة إذا رغبت بفتح موقع محجوب أن تطلب ذلكـ من الرابط التالي .. إذا رأيت أن هذا الرابط لا يفترض حجبه ..


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It translates "Proxy" from Arabic.

If you want a proxy server from Jeddah, Khaleeed is da bomb....oops...I mean the man.

It's been a while since we've had a slice of Saudi Spam.
Just spread some Muslim mustard and some Jihadi Jalapenos between two slices of Wahabbi whole wheat bread.

(I removed the spam link at the bottom of the marketing pitch....let's see if Khaleeed comes back for some shits and giggles.)

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I dunno comrade space doggie, I'm sorely tempted to test the little box with the X in it that's next to the "edit" button.

Say you don't think it's a setup do ya? By advertising for a proxy he's invited the Saudi's to block access to the People's Cube. What next? China too?

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:It's been a while since we've had a slice of Saudi Spam.
Just spread some Muslim mustard and some Jihadi Jalapenos between two slices of Wahabbi whole wheat bread.

I recommend every Comrade to try Saudi Spam, very collective and common good. Saudi Spam...hmm...that reminds me of something...


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Ah SPAM. The Food of The Gods, that most incredible dish, edible right out of the can. The glorious food of bachelors and lazy cooks everywhere. Some of us even like the stuff.

Now I am inspired to have a spam and falaffel sandwich.

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My comrades

I have used that glorious Internationalistic Collectivist tool called Babelfish to translate the dear Peace Religionist Comrade's post. I must commend him for his zeal in protecting the Ulema from the Kufaar Hordes' lies. It is sad though that he has so been blinded that he cannot see we are working towards the Common Good.

Bismillah Arrakhman Arrikheem!

O my Brother.

Be not of those who deny that the Common Good of the Collective is indeed bounty bestowed on you by Allah himself! Seek refuge in thy Lord from the evil of those who deny the Common Good! And your reward shall be high, seventy two almond eyed houris of indiscriminate sex and rivers that flow with wine.

Which of your lords blessings will you deny?

Allahu Akbar!

Laa Ilaaha illa Allah, wa Karl Marx Rasoolullah!


{Babelfish start}J hosting providers means: the agent or the person of the Commissioner before you to the mission, the task of البروكسى is to do to open the site about you and you will بالتصفح through the site (البروكسى). hosting providers بروكسى looking for بروكسى why really wants to use the service of البروكسى is there a site believed that it was not fit for filtering and materials which really useful are you a user of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia if asked to lift obstructions from here the best way if they so wish to open the site of Mahjoub that so request of the next link.. If I saw that this link is not supposed withheld..

Thank you, Comrade Obamugabe. I've had better results with Google Translate. Here's the results from Google's translation of this Spam:

Peace be upon you

Today many claim and the search for proxies or the proxy and indulgence if the partition is wrong and I wish the matter to the right place.

New proxy sites to open blocked sites proxy 2009
Proxy is a program or sites used for delivering the encrypted links to any site restricted by the service provider and spread of this web site often because users Facebook and MySpace sites can not access these sites from their headquarters or the headquarters of their studies in the United States

And finds many of the proxy to open links to pornography or kaafir abnormal

Word proxy proxy means: agent or person authorized by you to do the job, the task of the proxy is to do open the site for you and you will navigate through the site (proxies).


proxy proxy


Are you looking for a proxy already?


Why do you want to use proxy server?


Is there a website you think is worthy of shadowing and the materials really useful?



Are you a user from Saudi Arabia



If called for raising block him from here

The best way if you want to open the site restricted to requests from the link below .. If you see that this link is not supposed obscured ..

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Comrade Zarkof has the correct translation.

This creates an interesting question:
Has the Cube been banned and this spammer is advertising so Saudis can access us or is he phishing for the Saudi government to catch bad Muslims?

Our spammer's profile states he's into a healthy lifestyle and likes to go swimming.

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By proxy, I think you've ALL got it! You are ALL korrekt comrades! You ALL win, we win, and Komrade Kahleeed gets a Falaffel Sandwich.

Great thread Komrade KAhleeed! Your subservience to the collective has been noted!

Hail Humass!

Does this mean we will have to start using our Decoder rings to comment here on the Cube??

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Comrades

I denounce myself for being the Beloved Tyrant of a Third World African Nation that has suffered under British Capitalistic Imperialism and Global Warming, Aids, Globalisation, Apartheid, Biological Warfare in the form of Cholera and Aids perpetrated by said British Reactionaries and all that. In spite of all these insurmountable obstacles I have overcome and established the Ideal Collectivist Utopia. Please then forgive me if I am not sufficiently versed in technology to use the Babelfish application correctly.

I have immediately sent two of my most trusted advisors for immediate End-Of-Life Counselling to atone for their leaders lack of technological savvy.

Let this serve as a lesson to all!

Amandla

Obamugabe

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I think it's a coded message to deep cover Al Qaeda cells here in America. Since when has the Cube become a conduit for terrorist communiques? Saudi students studying in America my ass.

And has anyone noticed that the translation reads like one of Pavel's incoherent drunken posts?

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GMTA about Pavel, Whoopie. Would I be offending Khaleeeeeeeeed by showing my face on his thread?

At least my head is covered; still I'm here in the company of men with whom I don't share DNA.

Or certain bodily fluids.

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Bodily fluids are overrated. So is DNA. But for only $19.95 per month, I can provide a bodily fluid and DNA exchange service. One of my Red Guard's elite DNA exchange and Minibike stunt squad will service any comrade of any sex, and for an extra small fee will also appear at social functions with the comrade.

Also they do proxy server work.

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It seems as if all my comrades are rooting through this Saudi garbage with relish, like stray dogs at the back of a kabob steak house.

Comrade Pinkie,

Yes, your head is covered, but what about your ankles? Are they showing?

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Comrade Zarkof has the correct translation.

This creates an interesting question:
Has the Cube been banned and this spammer is advertising so Saudis can access us or is he phishing for the Saudi government to catch bad Muslims?

Our spammer's profile states he's into a healthy lifestyle and likes to go swimming.


Nobody except the Hesbah would advertise proxies from within KSA :D

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Leninka wrote: Comrade Pinkie,

Yes, your head is covered, but what about your ankles? Are they showing?

That's the best part of getting whacked by Pinkie's shovel. As you lay on the ground drifting in and out of consciousness you may get a glimpse of her ankles.

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What to do what to do what to do. . . send this to the gulag, or keep it here in hopes he returns. Of course, if he returns, is he going to post said language, or are we going to have to translate into English and the Mother Tounge?

So many questions, and all of these food references are making me hungry. Can anyone spare a beat?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Leninka wrote: Comrade Pinkie,

Yes, your head is covered, but what about your ankles? Are they showing?

That's the best part of getting whacked by Pinkie's shovel. As you lay on the ground drifting in and out of consciousness you may get a glimpse of her ankles.

And here's Pinkie taking the trouble keep them in top form:

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Commissar_Elliott wrote
So many questions, and all of these food references are making me hungry. Can anyone spare a beat?
From Pinkie's shovel or Gloroius Party™ appoved Red Root Tuber, Czar of all veggies?

Comrades, I figure the spam is actually a phishing effort. Anybody in Saudi Arabia who tries to use a proxy will run afoul of the religious Gestapo of that country, known as the Hesbah, which heavily polices the internet in that benighted country, using an army of students for the job. The spammer is probably a Hesbah spy himself.

The name "Hesbah" is actually an acronym from the full Arabic name of that group.
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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Commissar_Elliott wrote
So many questions, and all of these food references are making me hungry. Can anyone spare a beat?
From Pinkie's shovel or Gloroius Party™ appoved Red Root Tuber, Czar of all veggies?
Going with my better judgement, I'll take it from the Glorious Party approved Red Root Tuber.


 
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