Stand On Your Books - Today, Dissident Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter's new book, If Democrats Had Any Brains They Would Be Republicans, has already become one of the Top 100 at Amazon.com. Her continued popularity, indicative of society's growing intolerance and hate, is of increasing concern. We invited Ann Coulter to take a stand on her books for a few days at the Karl Marx Treatment Center.

We found that though what this dissident writes in her books is pure drivel the books themselves are very well constructed, made with good strong paper and an excellent binding job that held up to several days of therapy. Her books stacked well and held up like a champ to the extremes of cold and hot temperatures used during her therapy.

The topmost book did get a little mushy from moisture but didn't fall apart. Though I never read books as I dislike the intellectual classes that have time and inclination to write I found that her new book is a very strong sturdy book which I highly recommend for future therapeutic purposes for our other dissidents.
 

That is an excellent training video, comrade Otis. Ann's complexion is rather realistic too; we have put this shade of green on many a dissident author's face in the cellars of Lubianka in the good old days of the former glory.
 

Cool video, although the green... thing at the end was a little weird.  DOWN WITH ANN COULTER!
 

Brilliant! Glorious! Was that audio taken from one of her many appearances on Bull(sh**) O'Really's little nightly hate program? Although I never watch it myself, this exchange sounds just like what I'm told they sound like.
 

Lenin Help Me! I feel compelled to confess! Yes, my progressive mind knows that Coulter is thought criminal of the worst order, an enemy of the People, yet she sets off certain, "feelings" as disgusting as that is! It all began one morning when I found my toaster in a compromising position with my coffee maker. I couldn't prove anything, but in my despondency, I started surfing the internet when I ran across the long legged seductress. I try and assuage these feelings of guilt by reminding myself that it is Bush's fault, yet this mere appearance of progressive weakness burdens me to the point that only a spirited session of denunciations or tax collecting brings any relief.

I must say that was a wonderful training video. You have a real talent there Comrade Otis.
 

Once again, life imitates the People's Cube.

In today's issue of the New York Times Magazine I saw this ad for Kate Spade, which I promptly scanned and posted here. Whatever it means I have not a single postmodernist clue, although I guess this is how our own Margaret would envision the Stand on Your Books concept.


 

Judging by the size of those shoes, that could be Ann's picture indeed! Er.... not that I have ever closely examined her shoes, her feet, or her endless legs before.
 

Red Square

...I saw this ad for Kate Spade...

Kate Spade! I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those flat ugly shoes. Not that I've written any books. I wear Italian.
 

I think Ann has lovely speaking voice, and the pearls just bring the ensemble together... I'm sorry Margaret, but not everyone can carry off an Red Patent Espadrille Platform Wedge like you and The Chairman... Hell... I can't even carry off a flat...
 

Wonderful training video Comrade Otis!  You did such a good job capturing the thought-criminal Ann.  She will be one of the first to be sent to the gulag after the Revolution.

BTW, hideous shoes!
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

She will be one of the first to be sent to the gulag after the Revolution.

Not for as long as I hold on to my Get Out the Gulag free card! Sadly, the long legged Ann just does something to me.... I... I mean we, can make her useful! Yes, I will work day and night with re-educating my bab... er,,, my prisoner.
 

I admit your robots made me stop and consider for a moment, no.... I know Ann can be turned! In fact, I would turn her in every way imaginable if given the chance. Alas, I was hooked on Ann long before I came to see the light of progressivism, but I know I can change her with our indisputable logic, She has a great brain you know, and legs....
 

<sigh> Alright, we can try, but don't blame me if the party says that we have to go ahead and shoot her after you have gotten attached.  Remember, if your heart is broken, there are always robot units for you.
 

It is a sickness Comrade Fox, a sickness! I know I risk heartbreak, but what can I say? When Ann speaks her anti progressive talk, it is sort of like the way certain comrades here, whose names will not be mentioned here, though I do have them recorded, derive satisfaction by being bound, whipped, forced to wear clothes that are not normally associated with their gender, and disparaged. Yes, I am out of the closet! When Ann Coulter talks, I hear her, see those long legs, and next thing you know I am screaming "More, more, more" and collapse into a full blown HBO!